Well, it's done! Now I'd like to thank some people.

Zeny (Zenlith, in normal-people-speak) For the insightful comments. Really, reading those were some of the best moments of all of this.

J0nn0. (AKA Noodle Lord) Always there with a comment, always encouraging, even when what I wrote was utter shit.

Uh...a bunch of other people who's names' I can't remember, (AKA too lazy to check it would take, like, three whole minutes.) Thanks for all the comments, support, ratings, follows, and jazz. Seeing that people actually read this was actually really flattering. I'm glad I got to write something for you, even if it sucked. ^^

And, Troll. (AKA the S to my M and the M to my S. He's mutli-purpose.) Without him, I would prolly never have finished. So, uh, fuck you. And thanks.

And now, uh...I'm done. What do normal people put here...?

The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.

Hmm...I don't think that would actually help. Since, you know, normal is hard for me. Well, might as well shamelessly self-promote shamelessly.

If your brain is now so damaged you're brain-dead, you can read some of my more current stuff, if you're interesting in becomeing a potato. Not literally, but like, you'll be a vegetable.

HA get it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Please kill me...and where's the next noodle knight!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!

Probably in your head. Go check.

Oh, thanks! I just...wait...there's nothing in here!

Exactly. <3