Synopsis
My life has always been one of misfortune. Nothing I do ever turns out right, and everything seems to go wrong. Especially the things that matter. When I'm not tripping on a venomous snake I'm being held up at knife point. I thought death would free me, but my curse of bad luck has followed me into my demise as well. Now, I have to try and deal with misfortune, except no longer with my original body. You can see why my outlook on life isn't the cheeriest?
Cover made by a band of traveling hippies, (AKA Zeny) and if not for this computer screen blocking me from reaching him...please turn to How To: Become an evil overlord or whatever, and replace the gore, with thank-yous. Basically that.
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Table of Contents
- 1Prologue: Disaster Incarnate2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 1: A New Beginning, Sort of?2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 2: Old Men Can Appear Behind You At Any Time2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 3: Never Trust Old Men in Loincloths2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 4: Terms and Conditions Agreement2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 5: Getting Taught New Things By a Pedophile2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 6: Meeting My Sister. God Bless My So-Never MInd2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 7: Finding Dinner2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 8: A Clever Girl2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 9: Old Pedophiles With Too Much Power2024-11-13
- 11Chapter 10: Lich2024-11-13
- 12I'm a derp. Herp-a-derp-a-herp.2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 11: An Excellent Memory...Most of the Time2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 12: Penetrating Four Men, One After Another2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 13: Popsicles (Mmm!)2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 14: I Swear I Didn't Try to Kill You on Purpose! Hehe!2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 15: The Lost Lamb2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 16: A "Kind" Encounter2024-11-13
- 19Chapter 17: Grass Head2024-11-13
- 20Chapter 18: Meeting The Fanatic2024-11-13
- 21Chapter 19: Temptation (Trying Not to Smack a Bitch)2024-11-13
- 22Chapter 20: Old Men Are Bad-asses2024-11-13
- 23Chapter 21: The Jos, North and South Gate2024-11-13
- 24Chapter 22: Rolant, East Gate, Goddamn Flying Lizards!2024-11-13
- 25Chapter 23: What You Have All Been Waiting For(Psyche!)2024-11-13
- 26Chapter 24: A Party of Corpses2024-11-13
- 27Chapter 25: Taking on Several Hundred Men at a Time2024-11-13
- 28Chapter 26: Listen Closely2024-11-13
- 29Chapter 27: The Flamboyant and Villainous Abbicus2024-11-13
- 30Chapter 28: The Price of Power2024-11-13
- 31Chapter 29: The Consequences of Necromancy2024-11-13
- 32Chapter 30: Beasts of the Enemy2024-11-13
- 33Chapter 31: No Matter How Far I Run...2024-11-13
- 34Chapter 32: ...Old Men Are Never Far Behind2024-11-13
- 35Chapter 33: More Introspection2024-11-13
- 36Chapter 34: The Beginning of The End2024-11-13
- 37Chapter 35: Birth2024-11-13
- 38Chapter 36: A Broken Playground2024-11-13
- 39Chapter 37: Looking in a Mirror...or Not2024-11-13
- 40Chapter 38: Back Into the Woods2024-11-13
- 41Chapter 39: Winter Wonderland2024-11-13
- 42Chapter 40: That's Not How You're Supposed To Do It...2024-11-13
- 43Chapter 41: Get Boned2024-11-13
- 44Chapter 42: I Dunno, Explosions?2024-11-13
- 45Chapter 43: Murder is Illegal, But so is Trespassing2024-11-13
- 46Epilogue: A Schizophrenics' Dream2024-11-13
- 47Afterword2024-11-13