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8. I hate the Gods

Day 3

Disaster Magnet(Max):

Become a harbinger of disasters. Wherever you go disasters of all nature will follow, be it storms or wars. Skills related to disasters (Storms, plagues, etc…) will be 10% more effective. Due to the immense pressure on the body and soul brought by this status, no other statuses can be obtained while it is active.

Duration: This ought to make things interesting, Mr. Reincarnator, don't forget to choose a name! - Elly, Goddess of Chaos ;)

Did… did I just get an emoticon wink from a goddess? What the hell?!?! Aren't gods supposed to be all knowing and vengeful or something? I know for certain they don't send emoticons. What is this Elly, a teenager?

NEW QUEST AVAILABLE!!

Don't Insult Elly, Goddess of Chaos, Pretty Much the Only God that can Mess with the Status of Reincarnators

Success:

Do not insult Elly

Failure:

Insult Elly

Reward(s):

5 Xp per day successfully

Penalty for Failure:

Life Expectancy -5 days

Accept Quest(Y)?

No? Where's my no options!?!?! What is this? Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away?

Quest "Don't Insult Elly, Goddess of Chaos, Pretty Much the Only God that can Mess with the Status of Reincarnators" accepted automatically.

Seriously? Is there no concept of free will here?!?! Non interference?!?! Don't I get to choose!?!?

Skill Messenger of the Mosquito God Provides a new quest!!!

Expand the Cult

Success:

Expand the Cult of The Mosquito God by 5 members before death.

Failure:

Die before expanding the Cult of The Mosquito God by 5 members.

Reward(s):

1 level in Head Cultist of the Mosquito God job.

Penalty for failure:

Soul will be given to the higher being with the most grudges against you.

Current Target: Illinois, God of Insects(+)

Accept Quest(Y/N)

See? This is how you ask a quest. With a choice, that I am most definitely going to say no to.

Messenger of the Mosquito God activated. Quest accepted.

I was complimenting you Mosquito God, and you do this!?!?! WHERE IS THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD!?!?! I DEMAND TO BE COMPENSATED! Besides the fact that I don't even remember doing anything to Illinois! I didn't even know they existed until now! Unless they don't exist… SYSTEM! I WANNA SEE THAT PLUS ON ILLINOIS!

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Illinois, God of Insects

Patron God of all insects (Ants, wasps, mosquitoes, etc…) and bringer of insect based disasters.

Alright, maybe I do know what I did, but it wasn't on purpose! It's not my fault it's so easy to start making a god!

Alright, this is going to be fine, I bet those new skills will keep me alive, please Mosquito God, I hope you gave me something good.

Pray level up. Charisma multiplier is now 1.03x

Alright! I'm being listened to!

Mosquito God 0.0000000006% to birth.

…SYSTEM! PLEASE SHOW ME MY JOB SKILL DESCRIPTIONS! Oh, and that new trait with a question mark in it.

Job Skills (Head Cultist of The Mosquito God):

Bloody Ritual(Lv 1):

Sacrifice blood to the Mosquito God in order to empower it. If pleased, the Mosquito God may give a boon.

Lead Prayer(Lv 1):

Lead a congregation in prayer to a higher being. Those praying provide 3%(Level of Pray • Level of Lead Prayer) more faith to the higher being. Those who witness a prayer led with this skill become 1.01% (Sqrt(Charisma)) easier to convince to embrace the higher being.

Current Target: Mosquito God(+)

Member Initiation:

Initiate a member into a religious order. Prayers to the primary higher being of the religious cult are 0.01%(Members/100) more effective.

Current Target: Cult of the Mosquito God

Messenger of the Mosquito God(Lv 1):

Can be used as a conduit for the Mosquito God in order to receive their wisdom. Can obtain passive help by the Mosquito God in dangerous situations.

Protection of Blood(Lv 1):

Use ambient blood as a shield to prevent damage. If no ambient blood is available, mana may be used to create some.

Cost of making blood: 100(100 / Level of Protection of Blood) mana per gallon.

Cost of Shield: 10 mana per gallon per minute.

Monster?(Legendary):

Requirements: Unlock the job system as a monster before tier 5.

Rewards increased based on the tier job system was unlocked at.

Tier 4 Increase intelligence multiplier by 1.1x.

Tier 3 Increase the leveling speed of job skills by 10%.

Tier 2 Open 1 additional job slot.

Tier 1 Job skills provide a 1.05 multiplier per level instead of 1.01.

Tier 0 Jobs require 50% Xp to level up.

That's… a lot of information. Alright, let's break this down. Bloody Ritual… will either get me killed from angering those stupid gods (Not you, Elly, please don't lower my life expectancy.) even more… or it could make me live longer by strengthening the Mosquito God… Whatever, I'll see how useful it is after I use it. Lead Prayer seems pretty useless as I would need someone to, you know, lead in prayer. I guess Member Initiation is supposed to help on that front. Messenger of the Mosquito God though… I'm pretty sure it activated Protection of Blood before I passed out in that storm… but it also forced me into this quest. It is a unique skill, which I thought were supposed to be made by my wishes but whatever?

Unique Skills can be made from the wishes of any being, not just the one they were granted to.

That explains nothing… Whatever, at least protection of blood looks useful, I had a mana stat now, right? Though that cost seems unmanageable, except I'm a mosquito… LUCKY! I got a skill that seems useless for anything not as small as me. Hahaha! Unless that's not a lot of mana. System, how much mana do I have?

Mana: 1/57

Yup. I am the best. Ha! Not to mention my new OP trait that just makes my jobs pretty much legendary, wait, my job is unique, nice. Now, why did Elly say (write?) something about choosing a name? I already have one! It's… Huh. I don't remember. System, what's my name?

No name available, would you like to choose one?

Ooo, I get to choose a name, I'll make it something awesome. Yes, I would. What are my options? Mosquito Overlord, Mosquito of Death, or maybe just Tim.

Name "Mosquito Overlord, Mosquito of Death, or maybe just Tim" chosen.

WAIT! NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! BRING ME BACK!

Trait Self-Named unlocked.

Trait Mocked by The Gods unlocked.

I hate you gods… except you Elly…