So… I met a person, finally, and they tried to kill me… And then better yet, I forcefully converted them into a cult, even though it sounds like they had some relation with Illinois. And my mosquito friend died. Yup everything’s looking up, everything's just wonderful!!
“I’m going to kill you. Once I’m free from whatever you did, I’m going to kill you!”
Yup, everything's going great! You know what, I know what I need to do!
“Hello Mr. Newest Cult Member, my name is Tim, who are you?”
“I. Am. GOING. TO. KILL YOU!”
“Sheesh, what is wrong with you!?!? Do you not know how to say anything else!?!?”
“I’m going to murder you.”
“Alright, something else, that's good. So, anything else to say?”
“After I kill you I’ll murder your god too.”
“HEY! RESPECT YOUR GOD!”
At that statement, I could feel Mr. Newest cult Member squirming, clearly struggling with something inside of him.
He started speaking (Is it speaking if it’s in your mind?) again, this time I could feel him actively resisting his own words though, weird. “Of course I respect… What’s their name?”
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“Ah yes, have you finally come to respect the almighty Mosquito God, who helped me triumph over you and the flimsy Illinois?”
“Yes. I- I- I have the utmost respect for the almighty Mosquito God.”
At those words, Mr. New Cult member passed out sweating profusely. I stared at him for a solid thirty seconds, before deciding it was time to sleep too.
And I woke up alone… WITHOUT MY CULT MEMBER! HE WAS FUCKING GONE! I searched around desperately, hoping for some sign of where he went, but the only thing there was the aftermath from yesterday's… battle. Yup, battle. It was a mighty battle. Where every participant's life was on the line.
WAIT! HE DIDN’T DIE? DID HE!?!?! SYSTEM! HOW ARE MY QUESTS?
Quest: Expand the Cult(1/5)
Quest: Never Repeat that Name
Alright, good, still alive. But why would he run…? What am I kidding? He seemed furious at me… but not attacking? Hmmm… maybe… I never tried this before. System, what does Head Cultist of the Mosquito God do?
Head Cultist of the Mosquito God:
The leader of the entire Cult of the Mosquito God. Has absolute power over other cult members, as long as the Mosquito God wills it. This class can only be removed by death or the Mosquito God personally removing it.
Oh. Oh no… I definitely mind controlled my new member a little, didn’t I? Ahem. Well, it was an accident! I’m sure he’ll understand! Yes! I just need to see him and we can sort everything else. But where could he have gone…?
Maybe he went back wherever he came from? I think he yelled something about Illinois abandoning him. Oh, he was definitely here to kill me, wasn’t he? Is Illinois still mad at me for Mosquito God taking some of his jurisdiction? I feel like sending a person after me is way too much! I am a mosquito for god’s sake! A MOSQUITO! I LITERALLY CAN’T DO ANYTHING BUT FLY AROUND AND SUCK SOME PEOPLE'S BLOOD! Oh, and apparently forcefully convert people into followers, but that’s it! Oh, and survive a strike from a giant sword… But that’s it? That is it, right? Oh, I can make mosquito eggs birth disaster mosquitoes. BUT OTHER THAN THAT! I am nothing but a normal, harmless mosquito… I’m definitely a problem.