Alright, so. I should probably get back on task. We need food. And the spiders will not come. So, what if I bring the meal to the spiders? Yeah, that makes sense. Alright, let’s go boar hunting! No, wait. Boar herding. Because I am definitely not killing any boars. Wait. I gotta be honest. Even if I find any boars, how am I going to bring them back here with taunting? I don’t think a boar is going to just follow a mosquito because it bit them. I guess I could try screeching at it. Yeah, screeching seems like a good idea. Alright. Problem one solved. Now for the more serious problem number two. How to find my way back?
Not that I am bad with directions, I just struggle to remember where I’ve been. Yes, it’s a memory problem, no problem with directions.
Hmmm… Hmmmm… Let’s see, what do I have? System, show me my status
Name: Mosquito Overlord, Mosquito of Death, or maybe just Tim
Gender: Male
Level: 1/5
Experience: 2/10
Age: 7 days
Expected Lifespan: 7 days
Race: Karen Mosquito(Tier 0)
Stats:
Health: 494/494
Mana: 64/77
Strength: 18.01
Agility: 23.0675
Dexterity: 18.71
Intelligence: 128
Constitution: 40.41
Charisma: 18.8
Skills(+)
Fly(Lv 8)
(Lv 5)Holy Flight
Like a Rock(Lv 5)
(Lv 5)Rocky Acting
Pray(Lv 6)
(Lv 5)Only My God Matters!
Spear Handling(Lv 1)
Aerial Combat(Lv 1)
Like a Tree(Lv 1)
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Swarm Tactics(Lv 2)
Aura of Irritableness(Lv 1)
Piercing Flight(Lv 1)
Talk To the Manager(Lv 2)
Space?(Lv 1)
Bloodsucker+2(Lv 4)
Jobs(+)
Head Cultist Of the Mosquito God
EMPTY
LOCKED
LOCKED
Job Skills(+)
Lead Prayer(Lv 1)
Bloody Ritual(Lv 1)
Member Initiation
Protection of Blood(Lv 1)
Traits(+)
Super Fertile
Holy Crusader
Self-Named
Blanket Of Enemies
Blasphemy(Major)
Blood Born
Godly Caretaker
Mocked by The Gods
Monster?(Legendary)
Skill Researcher
Alright, open up those skills. Let’s see what we’ve got… Hmmm, yeah, there is nothing good there, at all. What about my job skills? Let’s see…. What about Protection of Blood? I bet I could leave a blood trail. Yeah, and it’d be easy to follow if I use Blood Born. Alright, I think I can do this. If I just activate Protection of Blood for a second then let it fall…. Ah ha! A small amount of blood on the ground for me to follow. I’m totally a genius, aren’t I?
Now! Off to find a boar!
…An hour later and I did it. I found a boar. Though it seems a little bigger than the one I found with the mosquitoes… Whatever. Let’s do this! So, I initiated my genius plan. First, I used Piercing flight to just get its attention. And oh boy did it get its attention. When I got here, the boar was just peacefully laying down and chewing on some bones that seemed suspiciously boar shaped. It had not a care in the world.
When I started my screeching, it stood up in an instant. I could swear I saw its eyes turn red for a moment before it turned around and looked at me. And for whatever reason, it seemed to think I looked tasty. Really tasty. I mean, it charged way quicker than I was expecting. It was right in front of me in an instant. So, I did the smart thing and flew as fast as mosquitoly (Hehe, see what I did there?) possible.
I flew for a solid five minutes before I made a realization. I FORGOT TO FOLLOW THE TRAIL! GODDAMMIT! Of course, by now it was much too late to go back and find it, as I’D BEEN FLYING FOR FIVE MINUTES! So, clearly it was time to restart, and I- Wait a minute…. Is that what I think it is?
At the edge of my vision, I could see what looked like a white wall of webs. And… I think I could feel my cultists in there (Did I fly in circles for an hour…?)!
I sped up a bit, wanting to get closer to hopefully a safe place. As I reached the wall of white, I.. uh. Kinda flew right into it. Again. But it wasn’t my fault! I could clearly see the webs like a foot in front of me, but where I was stuck there was nothing I tell you! NOTHING! Struggling in the webs, I could hear the hog approaching cautiously. It was clearly weary of whatever managed to just stick me in place. It got so close I could feel its breath on me. And ugh, That was not nice. Being as small as I was, its breath completely surrounded me, shaking the web a little as it came over me. Disgusting.
And, being in a pretty deadly situation, I did what always seemed to work before. Asked for assistance from my favorite god. Oh almighty Mosquito God, please don’t actually give me to Illinois when I die, I really tried to help the cult survive. At that request, I suddenly felt the boar’s breathing stop, and fell from the web. Into a sticky pile of sizzling goo.