Day 4
SYSTEM!?! How would someone go about filing a complaint?
Processing Request…
Request Denied.
Alright, alright. That’s fiiiine. THAT’S FINE! I have more options! Such as… OH ALMIGHTY MOSQUITO GOD! Please smite Elly for me, you can do that, right? Smite another god?
Skill Messenger of the Mosquito God Provides a new quest!!!
Compliment Elly
Success:
Give Elly, Goddess of Chaos, a compliment.
Failure:
Insult Elly, Goddess of Chaos.
Reward(s):
10 xp
Penalty for failure:
Life expectancy -2 days
Accept Quest(Y/N)
Not you too Mosquito God… WHAT DOES SHE HAVE ON YOU!?!?! ANSWER ME!?!?! MOSQUITO GOD!!! Oh, and I’ll accept this quest. Elly, you’re great at spreading chaos. In fact, you’re probably the best at it!
Quest “Compliment Elly” completed!
Reward(s)
* 10 Xp.
Level up!
+5 stat points
Max Level obtained! Evolution is now possible!
…I’m sorry what? Does that say evolution!?!?! HAHAHA! I WILL NOT HAVE TO BE A WEAK MOSQUITO ANYMORE! IS THIS THE OPPORTUNITY ELLY PROMISED!?!?! I AM ALIVE! I CAN LIVE! I DON’T HAVE TO DIE SO SOON! THANK YOU ELLY! I LOVE YOU! YOU REALLY ARE MY FAVORITE GODDESS!
ALRIGHT SYSTEM! I WANT TO EVOLVE!
WARNING! UNUSED ATTRIBUTE POINTS WILL BE REMOVED! Continue?
Uhh, no, just put them all into agility please, system.
Processing Request…
Agility: 5.45
ERROR! Attribute Point cannot increase a stat by more than 10% of its base value.
Compensating…
Agility: 0.675
ALRIGHT! NOW I WANT TO EVOLVE!
Processing Request…
Evolution Options:
Poison Mosquito(Tier 0):
Mosquitoes born in areas bathed in poisonous mana. Poison Mosquitoes are not very strong physically, but are mildly poisonous. Their poison gets stronger the longer they live, but it is generally considered only mild as their lifespan is not long.
Requirements - Be a mosquito, Willingly ingest poison
Expected Lifespan: 10 days
Max Level: 5
Stats:
Strength: 0.1
Agility: 0.2
Dexterity: 0.1
Intelligence: 0.05
Constitution: 0.05
Charisma: 1
Skills:
Fly
Poisonous Bite
Aged Poison
Traits:
Super Fertile
Holy Mosquito(Tier 0):
A species of mosquito created by Illinois, God of Insects. Holy Mosquitoes are much longer lived than most other types, but relatively harmless. Their looks make people confuse them with fireflies, as they appear to consume darkness instead of blood, making them seem to glow.
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Requirements - Be a mosquito, Have a holy job
Expected Lifespan: 1 year
Max Level: 5
Strength: 0.0001
Agility: 1
Dexterity: 0.5
Intelligence: 5
Constitution: 10
Charisma: 10
Skills:
Fly
Holy Flash
Traits:
Consumer of the Void
Disaster Mosquito(Tier 0):
Mosquitoes born in areas where the fabric of the world is in chaos, or when a higher being wants to send a punishment. Disaster Mosquitoes are not that dangerous individually, being barely different from an ordinary mosquito. But as a group they are a force to be wary of. Disaster Mosquitoes can drink more blood when they are surrounded by others of their kind, and with a mere 10 they have the capacity to drain a full grown boar.
Requirements - Be a mosquito, Survive at least 2 disasters as a mosquito,
Expected Lifespan: 10 days
Max Level: 5
Stats:
Strength: 1
Agility: 2
Dexterity: 1
Intelligence: 0.5
Constitution: 0.5
Charisma: 10
Skills:
Fly
Swarm Tactics
Bloody Group
Aura of Fear
Traits:
Super Fertile
Demonic Insect
Natural Disaster
Mosquito(Tier 8):
The evolution of a basic mosquito. A mosquito evolving is an event rarer than an eclipse, and when they do they are rewarded with power to match, causing short lived but disastrous consequences.
Requirements - Reach evolution as a Mosquito(Tier 0).
Expected Lifespan: 2 hours
Max Level: 40
Stats:
Strength: 50000
Agility: 700000
Dexterity: 600000
Intelligence: 1
Constitution: 100000
Charisma: 500
Skills:
Fly
Aura of Blood
Command Species
Replicate
Traits:
Super Fertile
Destroyer of Countries
Consumer of Oceans
Species Paragon
That’s a lot of text… Let’s go through this one at a time. Alright, so poison mosquito… Got it. That feels like it will be OP if I can live longer than 10 days. It can’t be that hard. It took me what, 3 days to reach level 5? I can’t imagine how OP I would be after a year! Alright, so good option.
What’s next? Holy Mosquito? That sounds cool… They were made by Illinois? That might be a bad idea… I can’t imagine becoming something made by a God that hates me would be a good idea… but Consumer of the Void sounds awesome and it is a whole year of life… Let’s shelf that one for now.
Disaster Mosquito? Weren’t those what I was in a group with?!?! THEY WERE OP! Alright… I’m sorry. What is that description!?!?! THE FABRIC OF THE WORLD IS IN CHAOS?!?! Were those mosquitoes my fault!?!?! DID I UNLEASH A MOSQUITO DISASTER!?!?! WAIT! NOPE! IT WAS ELLY! Yeah! She’s the one that put that stupid status on me! Mhmm! Nothing to do with me! …Almost nothing! But ahem! Yeah! This sounds OP! I won’t even need to worry about finding more disaster mosquitoes if my mere presence makes them too! This’ll go on top of the list!
Alright! I think this is the last one! A TIER 8 MOSQUITO!?!?! AND WHAT ARE THESE STATS!?!? THEY’RE IN THE TENS OF THOUSANDS!!! I’M GOING. To.. be… OP…. That’s a 2 hour life expectancy… FUCK! I WANTED TO BE OP! Wait… maybe it’s worth it… 2 hours of being a god… Yeah who am I kidding? Of course it isn’t… I hate this stupid system! It just gives me something good then spits in my face! Every! Single! Time!
NEW EVOLUTION OPTION(S) UNLOCKED!
Karen Mosquito(Tier 0):
Mosquitoes born to annoy the gods. Karen Mosquitoes have the uncanny ability to speak to anyone’s manager, even if that manager resides on another plane. Their wings are formed in a shape that can cause a high pitched screeching when flapped in a specific way.
Requirements - Be a mosquito, Annoy Elly, Goddess of Chaos so much she makes a new species
Expected Lifespan: 10 days
Max Level: 5
Stats:
Strength: 10
Agility: 10
Dexterity: 10
Intelligence: 10
Constitution: 10
Charisma: 10
Skills:
Fly
Aura of Irritableness
Piercing Flight
Talk To the Manager
Traits:
Super Fertile
You know what? I did say I would be the ultimate Karen! Thank you, Elly. SYSTEM! MAKE ME A KAREN MOSQUITO!
WARNING! EVOLVING TO A NEW SPECIES WILL REMOVE ATTRIBUTE BONUSES FROM LEVELS! As compensation 10% of current base attributes will be permanently added to attributes.
…Whatever! I ACCEPT! EVOLVE ME!