…What just happened? Really? I am so confused. Alright, let’s break it down. I think my new skill worked, and a supervisor was received… Who was really just some customer service representative, and they said my Overseer was Extre-

NEW QUEST AVAILABLE!!

Never Repeat that Name

Success:

Never repeat the name about to be thought about.

Failure:

Repeat THAT name.

Reward(s):

* Possibly Live for a while

Penalty for Failure (Or not Accepting):

Start of a Holy Crusade

Accept Quest(Y/N)?

Messenger of the Mosquito God activated. Quest accepted.

She really has something on you, doesn’t she? I thought so before but this all but confirms it!

Messenger of the Mosquito God level up. Charisma multiplier is now 1.07x

MOSQUITO GOD! ANSWER ME! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE!?!?! I’ll find out eventually! And when I do I’ll… hmmm. What would I do? Even if I know I can’t stop you from using that skill… I’LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER! BUT I PROMISE I’LL DO SOMETHING! Hmmm… is it safe to assume the holy crusade is against me?

Yes.

…Alright. No repeating Elly’s name! Though I would like to say, it is an EXTREMELY LOVELY NAME! Hehehe. I wonder how gods are named… Mosquito God seems to have been named after my prayers, maybe that’s how? But then who would pray to… to Elly? Whatever, people are weird! Now! Moving on… I should probably check out my new skills… I only got two, right? Oh wait, three. Alright System! What does Aura of Irritableness and Piercing Flight do?

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Aura of Irritableness:

Release an aura 0.36m (Charisma / 30) around the user that makes people who work at shops more irritable.

Piercing Flight:

Gives user knowledge on how to flap their wings in a way that emits a piercing ring that has a chance to intimidate foes with a soul.

I feel like those are way less useful than they originally sounded… That aura is so specific… and I don’t think I’ve seen a shop since I was reborn… Not to mention how I CAN’T BUY ANYTHING ANYWAYS! I CAN’T TALK! I. CAN’T. TALK! I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE TRUSTED ELLY! SHE WAS JUST GETTING A NEW CHANCE TO MAKE FUN OF ME! But I couldn’t just not take it… it was unique…

Species Karen Mosquito(Tier 0) rarity updated!

Skill Talk to the Manager rarity updated!

I JUST COMPLIMENTED THE RARITY! AND YOU GO AND DROP IT!?!?! DO YOU NOT LOVE ME!?!? AM I NOT LOVABLE ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN THE GOOD THINGS!?!?! Hey System… can I be compensated for this…?

Processing Request…

Alright, I believe! PLEASE MOSQUITO GOD! HELP ME WITH MY REQUEST!

Request Denied.

…Alright, that’s fine. I never really wanted it anyways (really). Yup, never, I don’t care in the slightest. Now! I am ready to move on! Like a rock, I have no qualms! So, my mosquito friend! Do you happen to know the way back to the blood pool? I kinda need more cult members. I wanna complete that quest… SO! Where are we going? Mosquito friend? Mosquito friend wasn’t going anywhere… Are you lost too? Fuck. I really hoped you were better with directions… it’s kinda hard to remember which way to go when you get ripped out of your body and then an almighty customer service representative forces its way into your mind. You know? I’m pretty sure most people would be lost after that (I definitely wasn’t lost before it. Not at all!). SO! I think it is fine… Now which way should I go…?

Let’s go sun up! Because you always start the day with the sun going up? I think that makes sense. It’s good luck! Because the mornings are the best part of the day! Yeah that’s a lie. That is definitely a lie. Alright! Sun down! Because at night you finally get to go to bed! And! Off into the distance we go!