Four hours and one night later… WE FOUND IT! Not the blood pool, BUT PLANTS! BONAFIDE RED PLANTS! Alright, the color is a little weird, but PLANTS! Who needs the blood pool? I’VE GOT PLANTS! Bloody red plants, but whatever! And… something here smells really good. It smells delicious in fact, what is it? Mosquito friend? Where are you going?

Status Hypnosis(Minor) resisted.

Wait what? What just happened? MOSQUITO FRIEND? WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!?! My friend was zooming right by me towards a weird looking plant. It had two massive flaps, connected by a thin line of white between them. On the edges there were hundreds of long, thin strands of plant. It was a grotesque creature, like nothing I’d ever seen before… IT WAS A VENUS FLY TRAP! WAIT! MOSQUITO FRIEND!

My mosquito friend started to slow down, but it was too late. He flew right into its mouth, and it shut closed in an instant…

Swarm Tactics level up. Constitution multiplier is now 1.07x

Quest: Expand the Cult(0/5)

…My only friend… he… he was my only friend! MOSQUITO FRIIIIEEEEEND! I- I can’t do this! He was the only one I had! I- I NEED HIM BACK! PLEASE MOSQUITO GOD! I’LL DO ANYTHING! JUST BRING MOSQUITO FRIEND BACK! PLEASE! I‘M BEGGING YOU! I HAVE NOTHING ELSE! Even if he couldn’t speak and think… He was still my only friend! I need him back! Please! PLEASE!

I landed on the ground and mentally sobbed the day away, and the next. I no longer wanted to do anything. At all. I stared at the plant that murdered my friend, and came to a conclusion. In a bloody forest, it probably has blood too. So, I started my plot for vengeance! I took my spear, and stabbed that stupid plant! And I sucked its blood! HAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT!

Bloodsucker+2 activated. Human(Lv MIXED) blood(old) consumed. + 4 exp. 0.008% progress to human skill.

Status Poisoned(Minor) resisted.

Human? Not plant monster!?!?! WHAT IS THIS!?!?! Oh wait… plants don’t have blood… SO I’LL HAVE TO CUT IT DOWN! What cutting materials do I have…? Wait! I remember, didn’t holy flight do something? System! Show me the description of Holy Flight!

Lv 5 Holy Flight:

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Requirements - Fly(Lv5), Pray(Lv 3), Pray skill targeted at a god that can fly

Increases the amount of thrust generated by wings. Pray skill is 8%(Level of Fly) stronger. Wings are imbued with holy energy and become 6%(Level of Pray) sharper and harder.

Alright that’s fucking useless. What difference does it make if my wings are harder when they start so weak anyways!?!?! Alr-

Suddenly, I felt Messenger of the Mosquito God activate again, and my bloody shield popped up in an instant. Right afterwards, I could feel myself being flung far away into the distance. I was squished up against the side of my shield as I flew at breakneck speeds (Do I have a neck?). My shield splattered against a plant. THAT HURT! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!? AND SYSTEM, WHAT’S MY HEALTH?

Health: 50/157

OH HELL NO! I turned around, trying to see what almost caused my untimely demise, and it was something I had not seen in a long time. A human! A bonafide, living human! With a very large sword that definitely did not match the rest of his outfit. He was wearing a robe decorated with images of all kinds of insects battling against each other. They were all over his outfit, the largest of them being a grand praying mantis, in the middle of decapitating a mouse. He locked his eyes on me, and I saw him smirk, as if he was making fun of me for a joke I hadn’t heard. I can’t believe him! He tried to kill me! Right after we met! I didn’t even do anything! And of course, when facing something that was probably 200x bigger than me, did what everyone else would have done! I used my Piercing Flight and booked it!

I saw the man stumble for a second presumably from that soul piercing sound I can emit. Heh, maybe not completely useless. Except he started chasing me in less than a minute. Because why would my skill be any good!?!?! As he caught up, I reactivated my Protection of blood, except I did something wrong and it started to envelope both of us! But before I could even do anything to stop it, it stopped itself and started raining… I ran out of MANA! I FUCKING RAN OUT OF MANA! I FINALLY USE IT IN A FIGHT AND DON’T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH!

Forcefully Converted UNKNOWN NAME Level 20 Human to Cult

Quest: Expand the Cult(1/5)

…We both stopped dead in our tracks, and I could feel the pure rage of this man coursing through our bond. It was way stronger than any feeling I ever got from my mosquito, but not quite as much as the customer service representative…

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!?!?!”

…HE CAN SPEAK TO ME! WAIT! WHAT IS THIS!?!?! Am I… finally not alone?

“ILLINOIS HAS ABANDONED ME YOU STUPID BUG! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!”

“SHUT UP AND LET ME THINK! I CAN FINALLY SPEAK TO SOMEONE!”

Oops. That may be a bad first impression…