Day 4
I… I didn’t mean it… Elly…? Please!?!?! I WANT MY DAYS BACK!!!!!! ELLLLLYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m… no… my days… System, what’s my life expectancy…?
Expected Lifespan: 2 days
I-I… okay. I can deal with this! I just need to up my life expectancy, right? Yeah, that’ll work just fine. I’ll just eat a turtle or something. They live long, I bet they have a skill for that, right? RIGHT?!?! NOW WHERE DO I FIND A TURTLE!?!?! WAIT! GETTING STRONGER MAKES PEOPLE LIVE LONGER, RIGHT?!?! Wait no, that depends on the genre. But maybe?!?! Alright, I bet I can eat some more locusts, yes, I can do that.
Bloodsucker+1 activated. Locust(Lv 1) blood(fresh) consumed. + 1 exp. 5% progress to locust skill.
HEY!?!?! IT WENT UP BY 10% LAST TIME! THIS IS NOT FAIR! WHY IS IT WEAKER NOW?!?!THIS WAS NOT IN THE DESCRIPTION! I DEMAND RECOMPENSE!
Description of Bloodsucker+1 updated.
SYSTEM! SHOW ME THE DESCRIPTION OF BLOODSUCKER!
Bloodsucker+1:
Gain experience from consuming the blood of creatures, and when enough blood of a single species has been consumed, gain a random skill from their species. Each subsequent skill gained from the species requires more blood.
+1 Can store 10x more blood. Blood is digested 30x faster.
At least it isn’t for everything… WHAT AM I KIDDING?!?! FIX THIS! I DEMAND MY SKILL BE MADE BETTER! SYSTEM! I WAS LIED TO! FIX THIS!!
Processing Request…
Due to uncovering a previously unknown aspect of skill Bloodsucker+1 rewards will be granted.
Rewards:
* 10 xp
* 2 levels in Bloodsucker+1
* Trait Skill Researcher
Level up!
+5 stat points
Bloodsucker+1 level up. Constitution multiplier is now 1.03x.
Bloodsucker+1 level up. Constitution multiplier is now 1.04x.
Trait Skill Researcher unlocked
Who said complaining never gets you anything? Clearly it does! Thanks, system. Now, to abuse you. Let me level up!
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Levels can only be obtained by gaining experience.
…haaaa. System, I want to use my stat points.
Please select stats to put points into. (5 Available)
Strength: 0.1
Agility: 0.3
Dexterity: 0.1
Intelligence: 100
Constitution: 0.1
Charisma: 1
Alright, I know what I need to do. System! Put 1 point into agility!
Please select stats to put points into. (4 Available)
Strength: 0.1
Agility: 1.3
Dexterity: 0.1
Intelligence: 100
Constitution: 0.1
Charisma: 1
That will be all, thanks.
WARNING! If available stat points are not added, they will be removed! Confirm Action?
WAIT WHAT NO?!?! I DO NOT CONFIRM!
Please select stats to put points into. (4 Available)
Strength: 0.1
Agility: 1.3
Dexterity: 0.1
Intelligence: 100
Constitution: 0.1
Charisma: 1
Wooo. I guess I won’t be abusing you quite yet, system, put another 4 points into agility, please.
Processing Request…
Agility: 5.3
ERROR! Attribute Point cannot increase a stat by more than 10% of its base value.
Compensating…
Agility: 0.45
I feel like you should add something so I don’t get an error message whenever I try to level up! This is getting annoying! Alright, let’s get down to business! What does Skill Researcher do?
Skill Researcher:
Requirements - Show the system something new about a skill, Have an overseer assigned for your system
50% easier to obtain skills.
I don’t like that. I don’t like that AT ALL! SYSTEM! WHAT’S AN OVERSEER!?!?!
Processing Request…
Information Redacted
Oh fuck you! NO! I DON’T WANT AN OVERSEER! I WANT MY PRIVACY! STOP WATCHING ME! GO AWAY! THIS IS AGAINST MY HUMAN RIGHTS!!! Except I’m not a human… do animals have rights…? You know what, as an animal, I say we do!
Processing Request…
WARNING! Upon removing the overseer, access to the system will be revoked.
You know, I like my overseer. Yup. They’re a great guy (gal?). They’ve been so nice to me. It would be a waste to make them leave over a tiny issue like privacy. Who needs privacy anyways? Yeah privacy’s for losers. I prefer my lack of privacy; it makes me cool.
NEW QUEST AVAILABLE!!
Change your Overseer to Elly, Goddess of Chaos!
Success:
Request a change of your overseer to Elly, Goddess of Chaos
Failure:
Do not change your overseer before death.
Reward(s):
* Have the magnificent Goddess of Chaos as your overseer.
* 5 Xp.
Penalty for Failure (Or not Accepting):
Elly’s Wrath
Accept Quest(Y/N)?
…I think I’m gonna accept that quest… Because Elly is the best. My favorite Goddess, yup, that’s why. And system? I would like to request a change of my overseer. Can you make it Elly?
Processing Request…
Request Accepted! Overseer changed to Elly, Goddess of Chaos.
Quest “Change your Overseer to Elly, Goddess of Chaos!” completed!
Reward(s)
* Have the magnificent Goddess of Chaos as your overseer.
* 5 Xp.
Cool, awesome. I am going to have a great… What’s my current life expectancy?
Expected Lifespan: 2 days
These are going to be a great 2 days… I can feel it.