HEY! FOUNSH ONIDER!

She was killing some pepeoel, but ia think she wsas jappy to see eus.

Imman gonna throws up. Brellbebr.

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*Sigh* Well, the Fool is being foolish. Nice to see some things never change. It was a lovely surprise to see Fen and Fool flying towards me this afternoon. I only wish they hadn't done so just as I was attempting to sneak into an estate and end the lives of a few within.

All their screaming and crying alerted the guards, and we had to kill everyone inside. Tiresome.

Afterwards we celebrated our reunion with a few more assassinations. My lecherous louse of a 'superior officer' for one. There are more names and necks on my list, but it's a good start. 

After finishing the cleanup we headed towards the docks of Perisporti, the city/kingdom I was sent to spill blood this time. We need a ship. I refuse to be carted about like luggage by the Fool, and Fen can't quite lift me for long enough to island hop. 

So we were checking out the docks and wharfs, not sure if there is a difference between the two honestly, for a good ship to steal. 

Then the Fool managed to get talked into joining a drinking game with some tattooed and grimy sailors.

Need I say more.

I believe our best bet for a vessel is the Kins Oath, a simple looking ship with good bones. The owners are amenable to us buying passage, and their holds do not stink like those of slavers. I hope they don't try to cross us. It'd be a shame to have to kill all aboard.

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I'll keep the records of my time as an Iceni agent brief. I was surrounded by chauvinistic and lecherous old men. I castrated half of them before the rest got the message. I did not enjoy my time with the Iceni. I am looking forward to finishing what I started.

About the events that led to my time with the Iceni. Something smashed the Ivers Dream. Fen saved my life. I spent several days treading water and slowly starving before we were picked up by the Iceni. I healed quickly and I have more than paid my debt for my rescue.

Now it is their turn to pay. For their lies and greed. For my patience, and for all the blood they had me spill. This is not a cheap bill they have built up. But I am sure I can get them to pay it.

I know where the Iceni have 'relocated' the tinglewood they salvaged from our vessels destruction. I bet the Shoto have some as well. I believe the best course of action is to reunite with Lena and Julius first, then go and reclaim the tinglewood. It is possible that they could move the tinglewood in the meantime. But I think it's unlikely.

They believe their royal vaults impenetrable. It would please me to disprove that theory, before lifting their burdensome heads from their shoulders. That vile woman had the gall to order me to kill Lena!

Unacceptable. I will savor her last breath all the more for it.

Not to mention, while we are raiding the royal vaults we might stumble across the weapon they used to sunder the Ivers Dream.

My investigations have turned up surprisingly little about it. Only vague mentions of ancient relics of terrible power.

I can hardly wait to get my hands on it.

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Yah! Oniders baaack! We gotta fnds the way to LEnas Jullius. then we can go an boorsh, with the kapoW! and theyll alll be like noooooooo, splatts,smashd,gruk.

Its gonna be epic!

The tattootttoo men are sleeping now, IAMWEENNER! WINNER!

Im so sleepy jsuut gon clos eys fro a secnd.