Name: (Words) = Thinking (usually reserved for third person perspectives).
Words~ = Sing-song voice.
Words/ = Monotone voice.
*Words* = Sound effects/actions.
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Charlotte’s Bedroom, Charlotte’s Apartment - Royal Palace - Odin
Charlotte: “Can’t you make it look like the ones in Midas’ videos?”
Tyche: “I’m trying here, gimme a second. Body manipulation like this is new territory for me you know…”
Charlotte: “Bigger too!”
Ack! I’m busy here, go bother the Fairies for a little bit! They should be in the sitting room with Midas… Now shoo!
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Charlotte’s Sitting Room, Charlotte’s Apartment - Royal Palace - Odin
Selene PoV
Selene: “Ufufufufufu! She sure can be cute when she’s sleeping!”
I’m slowly stroking Artemis’ head as I give her a- HEY! GO AWAY! Go bother Midas or something, he’s moping in that corner, like he has been for the past week...
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Midas PoV
Oh… Hello there… Welcome to Mopefest, population: me… I still can’t believe that I went crazy like that… That Hamster ticked me off, and it’s like I became a new person…
Selene: “Hey!”
I didn’t like it at all, it’s like what I did made sense at the time….
Selene: “Listen!”
This isn’t anything like Tyche’s hair passive…
Selene: “Hey! Listen!”
Midas: “...”
Selene: “Oi! Dumbass!”
Midas: “Huh?”
Selene: “Tell them that I wasn’t giving her a lap pillow!”
Artemis: (awake now) “Awwww, but I like when you give me them!”
Selene: “... now they know…”
Artemis: “At least learn the right way to deny things…”
Selene: “...”
While the Fairies are having a lover’s quarrel, I’ll resume Mopefest…
Selene: “Oi! Don’t call it that!”
Artemis: “Isn’t that what this is though?”
Selene: “How-”
Artemis: “As one of their Fairies, I can listen to their thoughts like you do…”
Selene: “...”
Yeah, they are an item now… They were trying to hide it from us, but it’s not something even I wouldn't notice all the way over here in Mopefest… As I’m about to resume Mopefest, I feel something poking me in the cheek. I turn my head to look over and-
Midas: “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!”
Tyche: “FEAR ME MORTAL, FOR I HAVE BECOME A FUTANARI!”
Midas: “Is that a-”
Charlotte: “Yep! It feels amazing! We need you!”
Midas: “No you don’t, nothing is going in my bottom! In fact Tyche and I have a signed contract stating that somewhere…”
Charlotte: “... That sucks… Wait, didn’t you use to be a girl? Wait, that’s not important, we need you for this Male Elven technique called the French Sandwich!”
Midas: “You know that I used to be a girl? Wait, NO! I will not be the ‘Lucky Pierre’! The contract, remember?”
Charlotte: “He is a dumbass, I swear… You can be the bread you idiot…”
Midas: “The Bread at the start, and it’s a deal…”
Charlotte: “Shut up and follow us…”
Oh ho~! We have a fellow pervert comrade here! When we fetch the family later, Grandmother and I should induct her into our order… *Cough* Anyway, we head to Charlotte’s bedroom, where Charlotte hops on the bed, and lies on her side. Tyche soon follows suit, laying behind her, and inserting. This has to be at the top of the weirdest things I’ve done list… I get behind Tyche, and as I was about to insert, I get yelled at…
Tyche: “NOT THAT HOLE! The contract remember?”
Midas: “You mean you have both with that… thing?”
Tyche: “It’s just a bigger, reshaped, and semi-repositioned clitoris… So stick it in the right hole this time!”
I get it in the right hole this time, and all of us try to get the right rhythm… Please excuse us, this requires all of my attention.
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Spatial Cabin - Bath
Tyche PoV
Ahhhh~ A bath sure feels awesome after mind numbing, toe-curling sex! Now that we know body manipulation for the privates work, maybe midas can grow another… member? The contract you say? My clause only states that for there to be anal, there has to be lube involved. Gross you say? Gay you say? Shapeshifter, remember? Anyway, it doesn’t feel as good as old fashioned vaginal sex, but both at the same time should feel fucking awesome! There is a very flustered, awkward looking Midas between Charlotte and I, who is blushingly trying to cover up his junk…
Tyche: “Why are you trying to cover up?”
Midas: “Because the Maids are here!”
Charlotte: “Wuss, they have been watching us screw like bunnies for the past week anyway…”
Midas: “That’s the worst part about it! Why do you make them watch?”
Maid 1: “We don’t mind, we like watching!”
Maid 2: “What’s more important is how you were still able to have sex while in Mopeville… Mopetown? Mopedale?”
Midas: “Mopefest always has time for sex!”
Charlotte: “Why didn’t you two join in?”
Tyche: “Yeah, things would have been better that way…”
Maid 1: “We don’t want to get impregnated by the beast...”
Maid 2: “Like the Princess…”
Midas: “...It’s not my fault…”
Tyche: “What am I, chopped Hamster?”
Maids: “Forgot…”
Tyche: “You should have said something… I found a way to halt your menstrual cycle with a bracelet, I just need your blood…”
Midas: “Tyche…”
Tyche: “Already on it, sold some to all the brothels in the city! Gave the recipe/pattern to the local temple, they will make and sell it, we get 70% of the profits!”
Charlotte: “60%, I get 10%...”
Midas: “That’s not what I was talking about…”
Our conversation was suddenly interrupted by a red screen… I hate red screens, they usually have bad news…
[table=red]Ver. 1.00 Pre-Release Patchnotes:
* Factions have been removed.
* The Options menu has an option to change Mana/Psy to either/or.
* All Skills and Passives have been removed from spellbooks.
* The Spellbook has been removed.
* Skill Assist has been removed, everything must be done manually now.
* Class Talent Trees has now been implemented.
Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website.
* Passives can now be gained from Talent Trees.
* Everyone (including NPCs) can now access the UI.
Please consult the help menu by saying "Help" if needed.Warning: As per the AI/Spirit Protection act of all three "Countries", you will be held criminally liable for anything illegal you may do in game.
Most punishments are solved with monetary fines or jail time. Murdering Key/Innocent NPCs, or rape of any NPC may lead to the death penalty via VR Death.
Please note that these are only a selected few, and the rest can be looked up in the help menu.Continuing to play means you agree with this. If you disagree with this, log off now.[/table]
They mustn’t be kidding either, Charlotte and the Maids eyes are wide… This is good news, at least my new home won’t turn to shit with the new players… Oh! Talent Tree! Let’s just jam all the points in it for now… Oh ho! Midas and I share the same tree, gotta love shared stats! OH! Got a thousand gold from the lottery! Thanks Luck-Sama!
Tyche: “Selene, can you show us the stats, and whatever other new crap they added? You and Artemis are probably gonna have to explain some things to them after this…”
Selene: *sigh* “Sure…”
StatusLevel:23Race:ChimeraClass:CosplayerHP:953Mana/Psy:1055Ki:1494Stamina1045Tyche Luck:MAXMidas Luck:MINTycheTitles:Twin-SoulChuunibyouInheritor of MjolnirFemaleIt's a trap!MidasTitles:Twin-SoulChuunibyouChampion of DumbassMaleIt's a trap!PhysicalAgility:45Strength:29DefensiveConstitution:41Endurance:45MentalIntellect:45Wisdom:35OtherDexterity:32Perception:30Spirit:53AffinitiesBacon:100%Muffin:100%Light:60%Dark:60%Nature:45%Spatial:100%Elemental:30%------
Cosplayer Talent TreeCombatUtilityCosmeticCombative stat bonus (IC):
I: 4% II: 8% III: 12%
IV: 16% V: 20%5Int/Wis bonus for Cosplay related learning:
I: 4% II: 8% III: 12%
IV: 16% V: 20%5Pieces required per class cosplayed:
I: 6 II: 5 III: 4 IV: 3 V: 25Conflicting combat proficiency pentalty removal:
I: 20% II: 40% III: 60%
IV: 80% V: 100%5Cosplay related stat gain increase:
I: 4% II: 8% III: 12%
IV: 16% V: 20%5Exotic Characters:
I: Printed II: TV
III: Movies
IV: Videogames
V: Everything5Conflicting stat penalty removal:
I: 20% II: 40% III: 60%
IV: 80% V: 100%5Cosplay related passives per class:
I: 1R II: 2R III: 1R 1C
IV: 2C V: 2C 1R5Restriction Removal:
I: Weapon II: Body
III: Personality IV: Voice
V: Weaknesses5Lottery:1Unallocated Points:0Allocated Points:45The Cosplayer class allows one to gain the attributes and abilities of other classes by wearing their clothing.
Bonuses includes ignoring class specific items, weapons, and armor.
C = Chosen - R = Random - IC = In Combat - One point per level - Lottery will randomly grant prizes!
Cosplayer PassivesTycheMidasShrine MaidenSpiritSamuraiAgility+15% Ki Manipulation+15% Draw/Sheathe Speed+30% Ki Range+40% Step SpeedEvil DetectionDie By the Sword: Ignore pain when
the odds are against you.NinjaAgilityStreet FighterSpirit+15% Stealth+10% Ki Emission Size+20% Armor Penetration+30% Ki Charge SpeedItem/Weapon ConcealmentLast Boss: Auto wake up from
knockout once per battle.MinstrelDexterityNone Detected---Perfect Pitch---Multijointed---15% Lung Capacity---
With this bomb dropped on us, we can’t enjoy the bath anymore. So, we exit and get dressed… I mean the Maids help us get dressed… Being important sucks… It looks like the Fairies will be busy explaining things to Charlotte, who is taking notes on her tablet… See, it’s making it’s debut here! I’ll go craft things while we wait for the family to arrive…
The servers are complete, they were easy to do: similar spell circuit to the tablet, but tons of slots for mana crystals. iDrone even makes server operating systems, so I installed that, and a ton of mana crystals for storage… Printers and scanners were easy… Scanners is basically a table with a spell circle on top of it, connected to a computer. You put whatever you want scanned in the circle, and it will just download everything in there. The printer ink on the other hand, was hard as hell… Fucking rainbow squids… We have a breeding farm for them in the works….
I’m making headphones right now, which will be hella useful! I can listen to things without having it broadcasted to everyone! I’m assembling it right now, they look like studio headphones, which are badass looking! They are made of plastic, metal and leather. The plastic is a funny story really… There is this gigantic dandelion that is normally considered a weed, due to its stalk being comprised of plastic, which is filled with a latex sap… I almost tore my hair out when I heard that everyone just burned them because they were useless… After some thwacks, and a firm lecture, they now know the importance of those flowers… Anyway, the headphones are complete, which I slide onto my head, getting caught… on… my fox ears… FUUUUUUUUUCK! Thinking quickly, I take them off again, and fiddle with the spell circuit, to make it telepathic instead of a speaker… Yeah, that will work… I put them on, and experience true comfort. I love it when a project turns out this well…
Cosplay detected! [Minstrel] has converted into [Vocaloid]!
Passives will remain the same!
… Really? Hold on a second… *hnnnng* My hair turns red, making me look like Teto… Heh, this totally works… Red hair, drills, Chimera? Totally Kasane Teto… While luxuriating in my victory against the evil system, a demon enters to ruin everything…
Grandmother: “Hello everyone, long time no see!”
Everyone: “...”
Grandmother: “Oooh! The Princess is pregnant, I can smell it! Don’t tell me…”
Everyone: “...”
Grandmother: “YES! GREAT GRANDCHILDREN ARE HERE!”
Fuuuuuuuck, this day just keeps getting worse! Come back later...
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Author’s Notes: I spent an hour looking up what the hell to call that position… I’m gonna go fetch eyebleach now… Next time is the family gathering, and Cosplayer related stuff! See you next time, I need to go kill stuff in Payday 2 to cleanse my soul from that google search… Why did I think it was a good idea to research that? All I had to do was search on urbandictionary, and not google it like a retard… There’s tons of videos, that morbid curiosity had me watch, but no actual name for it...