Name: (Words) = Thinking (usually reserved for third person perspectives).
Words~ = Sing-song voice.
Words/ = Monotone voice.
*Words* = Sound effects/actions.
I forgot how to count today... Chapter 12 instead of 13...
AG is Adventurer’s Guild and BH is Bounty Hunter’s Guild. I’m lazy, so sue me.
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I grab Midas’ left hand, and try to drag him off, instead, I walk my feet out from under me, falling onto my ass. A hand reaches down, and lifts me by the collar.
Midas: “Ooh, what do we have here?”
Tyche: “An unknowing witness to an accident, trying to get away! We should really go now, before they misunderstand some more.”
Midas: “No~ you are the would-be victim of a kidnapping rapist, which I saved you from, accidentally killing him in the process. I’m really clumsy today…”
He pulls a leather armchair out of our inventory, and sits down on it with me in his lap. He starts petting my ears as he makes his demands to the Royal Guards.
Midas: “Fetch the King, Queen, the AG President, and a Minstrel NOW!
Royal Guard: “Why should we do that murderer!”
Midas: “Because your ‘beloved’ trash prince hamster just tried to abduct and potentially rape my toy someone very important?”
Did I just hear some unspoken words there? As I was about to say something about it, Midas starts petting my ears harder, while adding strokes under my chin to the mix. Ah~ Little more to the left~ great~! I tilt my head to better accommodate the pleasure. Pretty soon, I begin to pant as I get really close, but that bastard keeps letting off just as I get near! As I’m about to voice my complaint, he picks up the pace, just enough to where I won’t climax, but enough so that I can’t speak...
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Midas (S) PoV
Welcome~ to the upcoming blackmail negotiation session! As the announcer of these proceedings, I would like to introduce: The King, a muscular Bearkin with a delicious angry look on his face. The Queen, a frail looking Mousekin with a tired, exasperated look on her face. That Wolfkin over there is Maxwell, the AG president. Is that a…? Yeah, that’s a human, wearing an armband with a musical note on it. Hold on, have to shift Tyche out of this wetspot...
Midas: “Now that everyone is here, we can begin!”
King: “With your execution maybe, you murdered my son!”
Queen: “Now hold on, let’s hear an explanation first…”
Maxwell: “You… Are you?”
Midas: “Looks like somebody gets it! Congratulations Maxwell!”
Maxwell: “It’s Maximilian…”
Midas: “Okay~ Max~!”
Max: “Close enough…”
Minstrel: “Why am I even here?”
Max: “You’re standing in it Jasmine…”
Jasmine: *steps out of the blood* “As a witness then, I take it?”
Midas: “Exactly your honor. I would like to present some evidence if I may. Selene, show them the relevant parts of the Adventurer’s Guild Treaty.”
Adventurer’s Guild Treaty* No Slavery.
* Rapists get the death penalty.
* No Slavery.
* Minstrels can not be acted against without approval of their guild.
Midas: “Thank you Selene. If-”
King: “He did none of those things! You are lying scu-”
Queen: “If you know what’s good for you, shut up!”
Midas: “You do know that he tried to abduct and forcefully make my toy wife his concubine right? Please confirm this Royal Guards, but please remember that it is a crime to give false testimony to a minstrel…”
Royal Guard Representative: “...It’s true…”
Midas: “Now that the proof of him trying to sexually enslave my wife toy… oops? is shown, let’s mo-”
King: “That doesn’t explain the other two charges…”
Queen: “She’s has minstrel markings on her haori, and she has another one on her hair clip…”
Midas: “Now for the final nail in the coffin! Wait, disgraced Royals don’t get coffins, they get left in ditches… Anyway~ Let’s [Inspect] the corpse!”
King: “You can’t use [Inspect] on living Royals!”
Midas: “I’m going to ignore that… Anyway Queenie, political marriages must suck eh? Let’s just use [Inspect] on that DEAD Royal CORPSE right there on the ground, that isn’t LIVING at all!”
Sue me, I’m a poor winner, it’s like I’m compelled to rub his face in it...
Hamsterkin Corpse Half (1 of 2)Half of the corpse of the prince, son of the second husband to the Queen of Fenrir.
Once held the titles of: [Rapist], [Plotter], [Murderer], [Disgraced Royal], and [Aspiring False King].The Goddesses hold this person in contempt, and won't allow resurrection to occur.
Oh… That’s kind of amusing sad to be honest. I kill a guy trying to take my stuff, and I end a plot for the throne while I’m at it. It’s like fate is on my side! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Midas: “Pfffft! That’s just too amusing! I thought I’d have to work a little to prove it, but it seems even the Goddesses see him as trash. Queenie, send my congratulations to the now Heir Apparent to the throne!”
Female: “Thanks~”
Midas: “No probs, hail to the Matriarchy! Anyway, we have to go, Tyche is about to explode here!”
I try something new with our Spatial Attribute: Teleportation! I’ve been reading up on this one on the internet, and this attribute sounds so godlike that it isn’t even funny… Thanks anime! Well, by try, I mean teleporting Tyche first. You know, in case she explodes or anything. Just as I’m about to go, a blushing Princess stops me.
Princess: “WAIT!”
Midas: “???”
Princess: “My name is Charlotte, want to become the next king?”
Nope~! We had lots of problems just setting up the Guilds… Responsibility sucks, NEVER AGAIN! Seeing her blushing face is fun, so I start fondling her ears. Mouse ears feel awesome!
Midas: “Nope~ Already married, and you’re most likely planning on using us for your own ends... Hmm~ I’ll talk to Tyche about it, see if she’s up to sharing you with me…”
Charlotte: “Don’t you mean share you with her?”
Midas: “Nope~! We always wanted a Princess to play with, and Tyche and I are a package deal. Anywho, I’m off to go play with the Wife! We’ll check in later.”
Charlotte: “WAIT! How do I g-”
Max: “They are the kids of the AG Guildmaster…”
King: “You mean they’re the kids of those Monsters?”
Queen: “So that’s how it is… You didn’t choose wrong Charlotte, you’ll just have to settle for consorts instead of a king… Things are better off this way, as yo-”
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Not caring where this conversation is going, I teleport to where I dumped abandoned left Tyche? Yeah, left sounds good. I find her mumbling something about getting a flag, and templates burning or something stupid… Anyway, I bring out the Spatial Cabin, as it’s time for some fun~!
I bring the Tyche inside, and as I drop her on the bed I get a really nice suggestion.
Tyche: “Did she confess?”
Midas: “Yep~ declined though.”
Tyche: “Did you o-”
Midas: “Yep~ dunno if she’ll bite though.”
Tyche: “Fuck it, just go grab her.”
Midas: *smacks her ass* “I give the orders around here, but thanks for the suggestion.”
I teleport back to where I left our courtroom, and pick the princess up in a… princess carry… That’s ironic isn’t it?
Midas: “We’ll be back tomorrow, deflowering borrowing the princess~.”
Queen: “Bring back grandkids!”
Charlotte: “...”
King: “You can’t be serious!”
Charlotte: “...Four…”
King: “That’s not happening!”
Midas: “Want me to complete the set Queenie?”
Queen: “Maybe later… He’ll have some uses as a prisoner. He obviously had something to do with the Prince...”
I teleport behind the ex-King, and smack the sheath of my katana into his neck, which should have knocked him out, but didn’t work. I try again this time, while using ki, which works, blowing him into a wall.
Midas: “Odd… I need more practice. That’s a bonus, anywho~ we’re off!”
I whitelist Charlotte, and teleport us directly into the Cabin’s bedroom, to find a Tyche trying to masturbate. It’s kind of amusing, she’s been a girl this long and still hasn’t figured it out? I drop Charlotte on the bed next to Tyche, fish the Fairies out of Tyche’s hair, and exit to the living room to release them to their own devices. I return to find a nude Charlotte furiously fingering Tyche, stopping every time she gets close to an orgasm. I knew I liked her for some reason!
Tyche: “*pant* Why are you stopping? *pant* And why are you so good at this? *pant*”
Charlotte: “I’m a princess, I can’t love who I want, but I sure do get to play with the maids!”
Tyche: “*pant* You still didn’t answer the question... *pant*”
Charlotte: “Oh, you’ll have one big explosive orgasm when we finally let you have one. Isn’t that what Midas was doing before?”
Midas: “Huh? Yeah… Sure?”
We picked a winner here guys! While we’re here, let’s describe our pervert princess: Four foot, nine inch tall mousekin, gray shoulder length hair, a-cup breasts, and a nice round ass! It’s too bad that she’ll only be a once in awhile girl… I start to get undressed, it’s time for the fun!
Fully nude, I pick a girl up in each arm and reposition them on the bed. Tyche is near the top, while Charlotte is right behind her. I kneel behind Charlotte, and start playing with her pussy as she starts eating out Tyche. Ooh! She gets right into things eh? I bring my face down, and start licking her lips, as I continue fingering her with one hand, and tweaking her clit with the other. I gradually increase my pace, until her hips start jackhammering into my face and hands, when she climaxes onto my face, and falls limp on top of Tyche. I get up and push her off of Tyche while licking my lips, princesses tastes like awesome! I grab Tyche’s legs, and drag her to the side of the bed, and lift her legs up to my shoulders. After fifty minutes of almost continuous foreplay, I finally go inside her. Before I can even start moving, she gets dangerously close to her eventual orgasm, but she must wait! After waiting a few minutes, I start slowly pumping into her, her pussy making wet sounds the whole time. I start gradually increasing my tempo, while she is begging me to go faster the whole time. Nope~ you must wait, at least until I cum too! Crap, shouldn’t have mentioned that, I’m getting there too! I increase my pace a little more, trying to calculate for a nice mutual finish. I’m now plowing into her, making wet slapping noises, when it finally arrives. I jackhammer away, and with a final thrust, release my load into her as she reaches her orgasm. And what an orgasm it was, she started screeching and flailing around like she had a seizure, finally falling unconscious. After a minute, I’m hard again, it’s the Princess’ turn now! I knee-walk over to Charlotte, and orient her for doggy style, and position myself for sticking it to the royal family. Using my hand, I guide my dick up to her pussy, and get the tip at the entrance. Feeling generous, I slap her ass as I thrust in, getting that whole “it hurts” business out of the way, she responds with a moaning shriek. Waiting might be better for this whole consort business, so I lean down and start playing with her nipples, while alternating between nibbling her ear and kissing her neck, enjoying the twitches her pussy gives me. Charlotte starts rocking her hips, giving me the ok to move, which I oblige her. She soon starts moaning, pleading me to go faster, which I oblige her. Soon, as I’m hammering away at her pussy, I reach my limit. Eh, she wants four kids right? So let’s give them to her! I ramp up my speed until she climaxes as I dump my load into her, and she collapses into a heap. Hmmm… That’s like an hour gone, the rest of the night to go~! I should fetch the clothes I made! See you guys later!
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The next afternoon- Tyche PoV
I wake up hugging onto Midas’ right side, my whole body aching, wearing a school swimsuit. Welp, there has to be a downside to full-body orgasms right? I achingly lift my head up to find a princess in a similar situation staring at me, wearing a sailor uniform, hugging onto his left side.
Charlotte: “Is he normally like that?”
Tyche: “Nope, your idiot brother flipped that switch in him. Him waking up will be fun~. I have something similar, but my hair changes with it. His is weird though...”
Charlotte: “Really now… It was fun though…”
Tyche: “Don’t make a face like that, we’ll set you up with a door that leads to our houses.”
Charlotte: “Really? Yay!”
Tyche: “We should mess with him when he wakes up.”
That was easy, I heard that morning afters usually suck! Ooh, Midas is waking up! This will be fun~!
Tyche: “Morning honey~! Last night was great!”
Charlotte: (playing along) “You should really learn to be gentle, especially with a virgin…”
Midas: “Wha-? Huh? That was real?”
Tyche: “Yep, you saved a ‘would-be victim’ from a ‘kidnapping rapist’ by killing him.”
Charlotte: “And then you took me as your prize, and ravished both of us all night, doing ‘this’ and ‘that’.”
Tyche: “‘This’ was fun, but ‘that’ hurt a little bit. The costumes were fun though, I’m keeping this one though, I want a sailor uniform too.”
Charlotte: “Ditto! I want one of those swimsuits!”
Midas: “I can’t believe I did that!”
Midas is now kneeling in the corner, panicking in the nude. O~hohohohohohoho! This is revenge for yesterday! Feel our pain! Anyway~ we should go now, I’d get the Fairies to give you the stats, but they aren’t here at the moment.
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Author’s Notes: Okay, The Prince being hamsterkin is a victim of math. I have a writing process where I determine some things by chance (I have a couple numbered lists of things, and I roll dice to determine them), and The King became bear, while the Queen became Mouse. What do you get from bear + mouse? Hamster, of course! There could be other things, but I didn’t think of them.
On another note, Midas’ Sadistic mode is really hard to write for. It’s been giving me a lot of trouble to make him not seem psychopathic.
Last, I’m making them OP, but they won’t go spraying it everywhere. They will be using it for comfort though… Who wants to shit in the woods all the time?
That, and I’m not making this a harem story. Like I might have said before, there will be the occasional one night stands or whatever, but the focus will be on our two protagonists. This one happened because the dice said so…
I’m going back to playing Payday 2 now. See you guys next time!