Now that Buzzer was a girl and buzzerless now, life just wasn't the same. Still, Pebbles and a bunch of the other guys dragged him to the Cyborg Panda anyway. For old time's sake.

And even if it couldn't cheer their buddy up, at least they would get to see some boobies. It was the most optimal of all possible worlds!

"Huh, I thought the 'Meat Bonanza' thing was bullshit, but this tastes like the real stuff. Where you think they're getting it from?"

"Pebbles don't know, and Pebbles don't care."

Buzzer was silent, trying to stare at the dancer's crotch and butt cleavage as hard as he could, but no matter how hard he tried, he could not get an erection. Because he didn't have a penis.

"Tofu's 'flesh weaving' trick is pretty cool, huh?"

Buzzer didn't think it was very cool. Despite having functional girl parts, he wasn't getting aroused at all. He suspected Tofu did something to his brain with that tendril inserted into his skull. Whispering something ominous into his ear while doing it: 'you're gonna be a tsun tsun girl from now on.'

It seems like the line between comedy and a horror movie isn't much.

Everyone else agreed it was pretty nice not having to worry as much about job injuries.

Pebbles, being a more empathetic kind of character, did actually care about how Buzzer was coping with things. The other guys were really just here to see the women shake their stuff. After swallowing some kind of pork chop, he made an attempt at providing comfort.

"How're you holding up? Keeping it together?"

"No."

"Ah... I'm sure Tofu is just joking around and will change you back."

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".... pretty far for a 'joke'."

".............."

Buzzer closed his eyes. It would be nice to have any of his stuff back, but he knew the world didn't work that way for 'ole Buzzer.

The shift change brought a peculiar sight. The dancer center stage on the main floor was a very large, and very blue kind of lobster girl. She had basically no curves anywhere, but a lot of pointy bits in all the places. Very little of her body looked human. Even for the Cyborg Panda, it was a little out there.

"Must be some kind of affirmative action. Heard about some jobs thing the district mayor was doing."

"We have a mayor?"

"C'mon guys, she ain't that bad."

Everyone turned to stare at Buzzer. The guy giving someone a compliment of any kind was rare enough; his unrealistic standards were to the moon.. but this girl was like a solid tube of spiked-up chitin!

Buzzer's complaints and whining they had tuned out as background noise might have had a point! Tofu probably did do something to his brain!

Disturbed by this thought, the mood took a downward shift and the guys began to leave. Buzzer saying he wanted to 'stay a little longer', in contrast to how they had to practically drag him here in the first place, only made them feel worse.

In the parking lot, Pebbles bumped into Tofu. 'Ah, our Tofu is becoming a man' he thought to himself. Didn't he recently become a father or something? I wonder if the rest of the new kids are doing as well.

"Hey Tofu. How's your friend Mikey been doin'?"

"Ah, I'm sure he's hanging around somewhere."