He was a bioweapon that sometimes did some minion work on the side as a hobby, but when the paternity test came back positive, Tofu's life got done turned upside down. Now - How is he gonna raise these gosh darn kids?!A continuation of my fanfic from the Super Minion comment section. If the future refuses to hope and change, we've gotta be that change ourselves.Updates every Friday in the dead of night because I hold humanity as a concept in contempt.