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Sandra peeked in to work in disguise to see how her 'Sandra doesn't do her job' plan was eroding the structure of Hellion's Milleeons. Her hope was they'd be weak and easy to impose her tyrannical authority over once they lost the structure she provided.

Everything was a mess. Clothes were left all over the floor of the barracks. Minions lazed around playing card games and drinking alcohol. Nerd Boy was trying to convince them to try playing one of his nerdy card games, saying it had "sexy ladies" and "cool monsters", but the other minions had no interest in indulging him. "Your nerd shit feels too much like work" one of them said, before downing half a bottle of rum.

Rattleback was both as diligent and slacking as he always was - he always followed the letter of his job description, but never did a single thing more than the required minimum. The rather late-coming notification of an escapee being a prime example. Who knew when Evil Tofu might strike at them next?

The eggheads were eggheading it up, as always. It seemed like Socket had a firm hand on his own little kingdom - if he wasn't interested in something, it was like trying to move a mountain. But if he was interested in something, he wouldn't stop until it was completed, food or sleep be damned. He was a crucial key figure she had to secure if she wanted her plan to work. Surely she would find a way to lock down his loyalty - she was the competent one after all!

... Incomprehensibly, even without her, things seemed to be pretty much the same as they always were!

Stolen novel; please report.

The training center had... some changes. Ifrit was tossing fireballs at anyone who slacked off, a few of them so badly burned to be set off to the side on the ground. "I will not ALLOW you to be weak!" she heard her shout.

... was... was that hussy trying to take over her job as everyone's mom?

... where the hell was Viper?

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Tedic and Viper were undergoing rehabilitation therapy. The psychologist waggled a thicc, fat prosthetic tail in front of them.

Tedic was the first to succumb to his instincts. "Yoink!" he grabbed that tail and gave it a good waggle.

The psychologist hit him with a therapy bat and Tedic fell on his bum.

"WHAT'S THE RULE?!"

"... horny is not allowed," Tedic mumbled at a barely audible volume.

"That's right."

Viper scoffed at this chump's chumpy example of chumpitude. The psychologist's eyes sharply turned to her.

"Oh? You think you're any better than him?"

"Pff, of course. Your stupid tail on a stick does nothing for me."

The psychologist wiggled the tail in many different tempting ways, even tickling Viper's nose with it seductively. But it was to no avail, Viper's heart was like stone.

"What if I told you... this tail was modeled after Gregor's tail?"

At this Viper immediately clung to the tail like a cat, biting it and digging in her claws. Feet included.

One application of a therapy bat later, she was on the floor alongside Tedic. Tedic was less than pleased at these events.

"You mean... I just grabbed a guy's tail? .... I need to take a shower."