Grunty B had his grunty caution dialed up all the way to the moon. There had been some kind of 'containment breach' involving a shape shifter, and it was his job as the protagonist to catch the fiend! No way was that freak gonna get past him!
*squish squish squish*
While he was daydreaming about how much he was gonna impress the lady grunts (there was only the one now, Horace) a couple o' damn kids seemed to teleport right in front of him. Just staring at him, with dead fish eyes. They were looking rather pale for some reason, and there was a fleshy umbilical cord connecting the two.
Grunty B squinted his eyes tightly. Oh, he knew exactly what was going on here.
"You're Exuberance and Vroom-vroom, ain'cha?"
"Rooom moo moo caaaah."
"Yeah, I thought so. Tofu's been asking everyone and the toaster about where the hell you guys have been."
"Poooh kah ra sa sa rooo...."
"Eh, you want out? Alright, go ahead."
The kids walked straight forward, which of course got the umbilical cord caught on one Grunty B. He was a little grossed out by the gooey residue it left on his clothes, and he quickly ducked under it using his elbow.
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"Watch it with your security cord, kiddos.." he nagged.
"Rah rah..."
And off they went.
Honestly, Grunty B was just relieved to escape the situation. This place was packed with too many dang weirdos.
Now, time to daydream for the next four hours about Horace's incredibly flat bod!
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Evil Tofu happily chirped inside his head. He can't believe that worked! Even though he knew it would! The sandwiches are so stupid.
In order to not leave a trail and leave this series PG-14, he carefully unslurped the bones of the current morsels he was riding in. From out of his mouth and back into their original spot, tucked in nice and snug. Generally. Eh, close enough.
He then left them behind and slithered into the natural habitat all lazy hack writers use for their bad guy lairs: the sewers.
Everything's coming up Evifu!