By the time Heather had caught up with the others, Kylie and Seran were hugging lightly, apparently having made up. She was still troubled and uncertain of her own inner feelings and simply flicked her hair back over her shoulder and demanded, “Enough huggy kissy! Do that in your dreams! We’ve wasted enough time in here already. Let’s get to conquering this place before the creatures respawn or the lock-out timer runs out and some wandering idiot comes in and takes all the real treasures from us.”

“ROOOAAAARRR!” Letting out a cheesy roar, Seran suddenly grabbed Kylie up and tossed her over his shoulder. “No steal Seran’s treasure! Seran guard!”

“Let me go you big moron!” Thumping at his massive back with her small elven hands, Kylie tried to wiggle and get free, but Seran hardly even noticed. Laughing manfully, Seran sat his hammer down and then reached up and gently stroked Kylie’s butt cheeks.

“Hey! Quit that!” Squirming even harder, Kylie started to beat her fists on Seran’s back; which, once again, he hardly even seemed to notice.

Seeing Kylie’s cute little elvish face wrinkled up and struggling was too much for Heather. “Hold on a moment, I’ll help!” Rushing up, she advanced on Seran’s back and then grabbed Kylie’s exposed chest. Squeezing and fondling her breasts wildly, Heather laughed heartily. “We’ve got her,” she exclaimed jubilantly to Seran.

“Shoo! Shoo!” Seran snorted. “Go away. Me woman!”

“We can share!”

“Let go of me!”

“MINE!”

“Share the bounty!”

“I’m going cook someone!”

“MINE!”

“Get off me!”

“YAARGG!!” Staggering, Seran suddenly plopped forward falling face down on the ground.

Kylie instantly took the opportunity to spring up and leap for Heather. “Come here you! It’s my turn to squeezy squeezy bounce bounce!” Yelping, Heather turned and tried to run down the hall while laughing lightly, only to find her knees growing weak and herself tumbling to the ground.

“He hehe hehehehe!” Cackling to herself, Kylie slowly advanced on the now immobile Heather. “Guess what I figured out! Healing magic can be used to numb wounds before a healer goes to stitch someone up. Right? Well apparently, if a healer gets annoyed enough and pumps larger amounts of mana into that numbing, it works wonders on numbskulls!”

Reaching down, Kylie slowly lifted the bottom up on Heather’s leather skirt and gently rubbed her butt cheeks a few times. Then, with a resounding THWAP, she smacked her hand hard across Heather’s bottom. THWAP! THWAP! THWAP! Several little smacks later, Kylie finally eased up, laughing herself, and walked over to Seran. “You’re too big of a numbskull to even notice a spanking here,” Kylie sighed. “I’ll just have to get even with you the next time we’re in a dream together.”

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“Probishes, proglishs,” Seran slurred as the numbing effect was slowly starting to wear off his body.

“Yeah,” Kylie agreed, smirking, “it is a promise. Just wait until we’re in the ‘dream’ later. I’ve done warned you. Anything you do to me here, I’m going to do to you there.”

“Then dob thaaa mean inbethang you dooz thar, I can doob here?” Seran slurred, struggling to rise with arms and legs that felt like they were made out of jello.

“No! It doesn’t work both ways,” Kylie exclaimed. “We never agreed to that!”

“We never agreed to the other, either,” Seran smirked, wiping drool from off his chin. His natural resistances and recovery rate was phenomenal! Already the effects of the magic were wearing off of him, while Heather still laid limp and unmoving, her skirt pushed up in the back revealing several bright red hand marks across her cheeks.

“I think it’s only fair,” Seran reasoned. “Anything you do to me in the dream world, I should get to do to you in this world.”

“I… I don’t think I like that idea,” Kylie shivered. “That’s just too weird!”

“Then I guess you’d best be careful what you try to do to me in the dream world,” Seran laughed and winked warningly, as Heather was just now starting to wiggle and squirm slightly.

“We really should get back to clearing this place out,” Kylie laughed lightly, trying to change the subject. “Heather’s right. We need to take advantage of the time we have. The bonus experience and loot is nice, and even if no one shows up to steal this place from us, it’s going to run out soon.”

“Then me go hunt!” Seran exclaimed, grabbing up his hammer and starting down the tunnel. “Me not think there much left on this floor. Most tunnel lead to dead end now. Not many ways left to go.”

“Probably not,” Kylie agreed, skipping to catch up. “We haven’t found any sort of core around here, so there’s probably another floor below us. We just need to find the stairs down.”

“Then us hunt stairs!” Stomping fearlessly forward, Seran moved deeper into the tunnels with Kylie close on his heels.

“Waib on meeeee…” Heather slurred, as she feebly twitched on the ground, left behind and ignored.