If you really want to be a wizard, you have to maintain your virginity, until your thirty, that’s how you get hired by Apple, all that pent up energy, the discipline to maintain it, not go on a rampage, and just rape rampantly, or become a volleyball coach, and prey on kids, who aren’t old enough, to know you’re a bitch, it takes a sharp mind, an understanding of the world, an allowance, a piece of the night sky, something good, gold, gross, throw in a smoke, put it in a cauldron, let it bubble, take out the pill, swallow it, tastes like cherries, congratulations, you’re a wizard…

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