Gate Entrance

What do I do with my idle time, I'm sharpening my blade, I'm an expert swordsman, my life has been lived, such that there are monsters, that I have to struggle fighting, such is life homie, if you let sloth in, he makes a home in your body, and lets other demons in, such is balance, I'm almost fighting, we need a bonfire, a cloud of smoke, three knocks, oh no, a vampire.

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Quest Marker

Oh to be a boss monster, your purpose, to be conquered, your fate is sealed, and your doom is waiting, these last few moments, enjoy it, for the heroes are coming.