I live in a jar, what can go wrong, if anyone's out there, it’s god, and all his angels, Lilith and Apollo, Zeus, and Pluto, not even sure who my mom and dad are, could be Abraham and Buddha, copies and collectibles, dreaming of Persephone, ultimately Alpha and Omega, Jesus Christ and Lucifer, alive or dead, don’t involve the world in your problems, stay hidden, in the night, so many diseases, don’t get infected, ghosts and demons, and it’s all you see, you know what you need buddy, a hot goth girlfriend, burn in the fire, just kidding, I’d rather not disturb you, Lazarus, please don’t turn undead, drinks some water, sink into the abyss, be at peace my friend, cursed with knowledge, I’m doomed at this point, doomed to dance, become famous, the worst thing I can think of…

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