Nathaniel is bored. As it turns out, being omnipotent isn't exactly exciting. There are no civilizations left to make entertainment, no people to talk to, and absolutely nothing worthwhile to do. Throwing planets around gets boring after a while, you know? He thinks back to better days, when he was a simple man watching Dragon Ball at 3 A.M. If he can't get any entertainment... maybe he can make some? Maybe... a Dragon Ball Universe?  812,472 attempts later, and he's getting a little fed up of this whole "Universe creating" nonsense. He's omnipotent, not omniscient dangit! How was he supposed to know that getting this Universe to loosely follow the DBZ story would be such a pain? He's tried just about everything to make this work, but every time he irons out one flaw in the Universe, a dozen more pop up. He eventually decides to pluck out a random nerdy soul from the void, cram a special system into it, and chuck it at Raditz. Maybe this'll be worth watching. Hello, I'm Big_Chungus. This is my first novel, and I'm hoping it'll be entertaining. This is based off of the Dragon Ball Universe, which I obviously don't own. Trigger warning for the tags. The Graphic Violence tag should be self explanatory, and the Disturbing Content tag will mostly be based on the Saiyans being genocidal maniacs, and how that'll affect our handsome protagonist. I'm not the most well versed in Dragon Ball, but I love the Universe, and I think I could make a fun story with it. If you have any advice or opinions about the story, please let me know. I'm aiming for around 2000 words per chapter. Warning: There will be differences between this and the actual DBZ Universe, beyond what you'd expect from what I've said above.  Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, and Dragon Ball Super are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Shueisha and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.