"Awright, Ms. Sparkypants," Vinnie exclaimed, rolling up his cuffed sleeves. "Like I said, it was me. I tarnished your idol! You may be a mother I'd like to puff, but that won't stop me from shocking it to you!"

Static charged between his two eels, and they pulsated with green and yellow fluoresce to their skin. "For hurting my dearest Mamacita Monica, I'm gonna fill ya fulla killer watts!"

Vinnie sprayed lightning into Electra with a loud krakow. Everyone was wow'd with the level of charge he fired from the mouths of his magical eel hands.

Electra responded merely by removing a pen with a circular ball at the top of it. All of the electricity was absorbed into the pen with a single click.

"What duh?" Vinnie exclaimed dumbfounded.

"Never heard of a Ball Lightning Point pen?" Electra teased.

"Oh my," Ramone said shaking his head. "The puns are at maximum voltage."

Electra adjusted her business woman's glasses. "My my, aren't you a cute little zap. Where did you come from?"

"What do you mean?" Vinnie asked, his eels crackling in response.

Electra laughed in a sick deep guffaw. "Tell me, young boy. Who is your momma?"

"Uhhhh...." Vinnie said, scratching his head. "I've been a drifter ever since I was born. They tell me they found me on the side of a road with no parent in sight."

Electra pursed her lips. "Tell me now. Do you know the weather when they found you?"

"Uh yeah..." Vinnie said. He often shot first and asked questions later, but now Electra was asking some very curious questions. "It was ...uh stormy?"

Electra snapped her fingers and poofed a large yellow mirror into existance. She walked over to Vinnie and smirked. "Have you ever looked in the mirror, dear?"

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"All da time!" Vinnie boasted. "The only one who I oogle as much as women is my spiffy mug."

He peered into the mirror and flashed a grin. His favorite features were his electric yellow pompadour, his lady killing bright green eyes and his cheese grating super sharp cheekbones.

"Yow. Dats one electrifyingly handsome devil..." Vinnie turned to Electra and gasped. "Waitaminute, you have glowing green eyes, hair the color of white lightning, and uh...marvelous cheekbones too!"

"Watts the matter?" Electra smirked as Vinnie began to squeak and mouth his words silently.

He dropped the mirror and let out a girlish scream. "How is dat possible. Yer my mommy?!"

"I guess I am your mother," Electra said in her sultry tone. "But I don't think you'd want to puff me!"

Monica, Ramone, Sunny, Abacab and normally the cool, calm and collected Chloe's jaws dropped.

"The monstro..." Monica said, pointing at Vinnie. "The chickenball prophecy was right. He's really a..."

"Demi god!" Chloe shouted pumping her fist. "That's wicked cool! Suddenly Eel fingers is the coolest member of my crew!"

"But...but..." Vinnie shouted. "Dats impossible!"

Electra smirked. Her eyes gleamed with insatiable lust and a long cowlike tongue swept her lips. "You don't seem to know much about us gods and goddesses, my little spark. We are have quite questionable and ravenous feeling when it comes to our human creations!"

"Whattya mean by dat?" Vinnie stammered.

Electra wagged her finger. The tip of her nail was painted green and yellow too. "Sometimes I get so bored up in the heavens I look for some fun on Swinging Singles Island. And you, my son are a product of my boredom!"

"Whoa!" Chloe exclaimed. "That's messed up."

"Arrr young lass," Abacab said from the ground. "You mustn't be acquainted with gods and goddesses. They be the only thing more messed up than man itself!"

"Maybe I'm a goddess!" Sunny sang. "I sure am cuckoo enough!"

"At least we know where his libido came from," Monica said rolling her eyes.

Vinnie shook his head in disbelief. "But I thought I was just mutated! Dats why I had thunder powers!"

"You always had electricity within you dear!" Electra laughed. "But I can't explain those hideous eels attached to your hands!"

Vinnie slumped to his knees and moaned. "Life..it's finally catching up with me."

"Well then," Electra chortled. "My son or not. You still will be punished for your naughtiness. There's nothing that amps me up more than someone mocking my mega volt visage."

Everyone lay helpless on the ground, still wounded from the lightning strike. The Thunderbawks cowered and bowed to Electra hoping she wouldn't fry them up. The only person with any charge left in him, was the illegitimate child of Electra himself, Vinnie the Eel.

But as he knelt on the ground, he began to question his very existance. And that put everyone in jeopardy.