A super rich plumber, an (invisible and mute) eldritch abomination, a gardener and the owner of the entire world meet on a very well maintained lawn. The gardener says "This again? I thought there would be a break before the next showdown.".

The owner of the entire world is confused, but tries not to show it "You have not answered my question Chi John. And why are you here plumber? I have not called you.".

"Where-a is-e my brother Lugi-a?", the plumber asks, completely ignoring the question.

The owner of the entire world feels disrespected and thus calls his slave: god.

"Walther, please kill both of them. I don't have the nerve seeing them loitering on my lawn.", he orders god, thankful that he would not have to talk to these people who have been ignoring him.

God tries to make it quick and summons a teal hydrogen bomb to deal with the greatest threat, the gardener. But the gardener knows cultivation and removes the Fang from the Shoe, completely disarming the bomb. "How did you do that without chi?", God asks confused. Before the gardener can answer, the plumber tries to attack god with a rock that he took from the mansion behind them.

God reacts retroactively, trying to gun down the plumber with dual wielded teal AK-47s.

The eldritch abomination has plans for the plumber and thus the fire of the explosions that would propel the bullets into the plumber does not erupt. God looks at his guns, deeply confused about the mysterious malfunction.

The gardener uses the distraction to absorb all the radiation coming from the grass.

"Hey Walther. Look here.", the gardener says and then fires a green beam at god.

God dismisses one of the guns and puts up his hand, completely nullifying the attack.

Walther looks back at his remaining gun, questioning why it did not work.

In the meantime the plumber has picked up the discarded gun and opens fire on god.

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The eldritch abomination adds an electric effect to the bullets and suddenly god is laying in the grass, spasming.

The gardener motions the grass to rise up, blinding and at the same time hiding the shocked god.

Mr. Nice, owner of the world decided that it could not happen this way, returning the state of the battlefield back to the beginning using time travel.

The plumber then knocked so hard on the stone that he stole from the mansion, that the state of the battlefield reversed to the end scenario.

Unnoticed by everyone, the eldritch abomination had already consumed god and returned to the sea. Due to this, the ex of the writer wouldn't be smote (yes it is written smote) by god in the future, very convenient and not at all harming credibility.

The plumber pointed at the owner of the entire world: "You still haven't answered.", he says completely without that strange accent he had spoken with earlier.

"That was Walther Dismay, literally god. Are you really trying to sell that idiot Chi John as more powerful as ...", the writer grasped the jaw of the owner of the entire world so that he could not continue criticizing his work. "What he wanted to say is: Your brother Lugia is dead. And quadruple G. has been the one who killed him.", the writer expositioned.

"Who the hell is quadruple G.??", the plumber asked cluelessly. "Geez nutz, HA got'em!", the author responded and then faded into the background with his invisbility cloak.

"Can all that yapping end already? I want to travel back to the future.", the gardener complained as he had a war against a hospitalized farcityist to fight.

Mr. Nice, who had worked up a righteous anger against the entire situation, decided to leave it at that. He ironically died later on to the poison of Bacterium Joshua in a hauntingly similar situation.

Now the question of who would become the new world leader was key. But that would have to wait until Viable 4. You are all in Viable 4 now, aren't you happy?