"Pretty epic right?", I asked Chi John, who was feeling a mixture of relief, horror and disbelief. "You could have made the showdown with less talking.", Bacterium complained in a horrifying chorous of voices. I pretended I was not hearing that shit, trying to reduce the epicness of my showdown.
"Pretty epic right?", I repeated, as Chi John still had not answered me.
"That was Nice Teal, owner of NiceTeal. Are you really trying to sell that idiot Bacterium as more powerful as ...", Chi John said tonelessly, but just stopped midsentence for no reason.
"Pretty epic right?", I repeated as Chi John had still had not satisfied my 'curiousity'.
"Yes. That was the most epic showdown that I have ever taken part in.", I said whilst moving Chi Johns mouth with my hands that were conveniently already gripping his jaw.
"Oh thank you Marco Chi John. I am sure Teal would have liked it too.", I continued my monologue. "You can go now and do your revenge on Billie or something. I am off to write the next Viable. Yes you are in Viable 3 now, aren't you happy? See ya!", with that I left the scene.
Volt'Em had finally cut his bonds by rubbing against a convenient sharp rock that was there for some reason. He then searched the cellar for his phone. No reception, damn he was outside of the range of the 4G. He had to warn Billie.
Concentrating, Volt'Em called his snake Nagisa, utilizing his natural ability 'snake tongue', the ability to speak to snakes: "UwU watashi no namai wa Wolto'em chan. Koi, waga no hebi Nagisama, suki desu, baka!", so the snake came.
Nagisa brought news, a janitor dude had stood outside and hand listened to Volt'em shouting for help all the time and he also had laughed while doing so. Volt'em was enraged and ordered Nagisa to kill the janitor: "Chotto matte? Omae wa moe Nagisasama. Kiru el hombre quo est a la éntree, onegai.", so the snake Nagisa went and killed the laughing janitor.
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Volt'Em was on the loose again, and he had a convenient sharp rock.
Young Prince Harry had heard of the tragedy of Billie being incapacitated by poison.
As an expert in surviving assassinations, he did know that Billie probably had been very careless. Poison was in fact one of the easier ways to figure out, just have a butler test the food before digging in.
It was trice now he had survived being assassinated by Volt'Em and only once he had taken a wound to his head, the scar exposing the weapon to be a convenient sharp rock.
He probably had hidden the convenient rock in the SamSing Milkyway Node 7.
All of this was probably part of what made him quite popular in 'BossWars', a podcast in which he interviewed fellow world leaders for their opinions on different political idealogies.
Luck Norris was right now talking, of course, about the death of Mr. Nice.
That was all the people were talking about nowadays... Harry sighed. "That's enough Luck. I got it, you didn't like Mr. Nice. Don't you think he did good things too, like for example providing all those workplaces?", Harry asked, but what he meant was 'NiceTeal is still around, just because the owner died and had no offspring doesn't mean people can go around and talk bad about it.'. "I think that if they did provide something, it was misery.", Luck Norris stated. "It has been quite pleasant talking to you Luck Norris. Is there anything else you want to say?", Harry formulated, and then Luck Norris started talking about his new book that he wrote.
The picture on the TV changed and brought the news of Volt'Em having killed someone with a sharp rock, Volt'Em cursed at the TV, they weren't supposed to find out about that this soon.