Billie la Grille was a man of progress.
After the great rebranding, he had almost lost all he owned.
Now his great company termed MiniLoft created only smart toasters and nothing more.
What kind of madness was this? Where did the programming go? Why?!
NiceTeal could not be bothered to give any explanation for the rebranding of the universe, but Billie would not stand for it.
He would make a program. He would attempt world domination, even if the world now was a giant 4 sided die with hollowed out insides.
La Grille wrote the 'Youth Manifest', a manifest for the young people of his country 'IsReal', shortly founded after the rebranding to give everyone a sense of groundedness and realism.
Sadly the contry was ravaged by a bacterial infection called Cyanococca.
This made the children more vulnerable to Billies propaganda.
The plan was an easy one.
Billie had applied as a kindergardener under a fake identity in the country IsReal.
He would then read his 'Youth Manifest' out loud, disguising it as a nursery rhyme while in actuality the repetition would deeply infest the roots of the childish subconcious with his uh FarCityistic ideals (by which Billie is the only major of a far reaching, world sized city).
Risks beside failing to convey the message to malleable minds, would only be if they failed to see importance in keeping the convenant a secret.
Tests on apes have shown no such behavior, so Billie was pretty sure they would not tattle.
The idealism and symbolism was solid, good work, Billie told himself.
Billie took off his mask to massage his soft amphibious skin.
"Soon I won't need all of this anymore.", He thought to himself.
He then selected his slightly longer mask in order to not hurt his sensitive skin.
Strategic note from IsReal (two weeks later)
This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.
Oh nO! Mega Cyanococca has breached containment.
The carriers show stronger resistance and can even resist being set on fire.
Actual numbers of infected are not countable, they are too many!
Mark Candyfisher has relearnt to communicate with the fish utilizing a worldwide net.
He has initiated their conversion to FarCityism and hopefully dealt with those deep sea eldritch creatures.
Your ally has been informed that stage red of the plan has been reached by now as predicted.
Sphere Earth Community has begun a large counteractivity
trying to deny world debt.
Luckily no one is doubting the existence of NiceTeal after the rebranding.
The blue star cult has found the rogue cultivator which had almost succeded in killing the Frogmother.
Tactical hydrogen bomb requested.
Billie stared at the report, almost comprimising his identity when he almost let go a croak.
A hydrogen bomb to deal with that pesky cultivator?
This could lead to another NewOrc incident OR it could slow the cultivator down.
Who could have known that gardening would develop into the perfect counter to weapons of mass destruction in this dystopian future?
Maybe if Billie were to drop an H-bomb on their main garden in Wholand, they would not be able to develop their gardening.
If they hadn't used that smart toaster in their kitchen, Billie would be already dead.
Billie cought himself trying to swat a fly out of the sky with his tongue, stopping the gagging motion.
"If I just had not angered Chi John by shitposting on his Cis_chord server, all of this would not have happened.", Billie lamented in his head.
Chi John, inventor of chi and one of the few people able to retain part of their name after the large rebranding of NiceTeal, had been furious to find his sacred gardening compared to Viaism (which is the latin word for Dao) and martial arts, so he had ordered the cultivation of the garden in Wholand.