The red sun rose over the horizon of the MyGoalian coast.

A sun as red as the heart of Marco Chi John.

His story would begin a long time ago on this coast with the discovery of Confusionism.

With the rebranding, the holy book and with it science no longer applied.

John was confused by the incredible change in brand, but complying with the new order of NiceTeal.

He started rebranding all of the plants of his garden immediately, but something went wrong when he forgot the name that he had given to a of a now extinct plant.

As soon as he had forgotten the name of the plant all of its specimen vanished worldwide without a trace, adding further to the deep confusion that John was feeling.

John tried to give his past self the name 'Marco' and it worked too!

"This must have been the work of the mysterious power that I will name 'Chi', which is gained from gardening as I was gardening when this reality defying incident happened", Marco reasoned. This marked the rise of all cultivators as Chi was now invented.

He put some yellow leaves on his compost and then motioned the past suns hue to change into red, the memory of the sun having been red solidifying his belief that it was all the work of Chi.

Quickly he got to work as now with the great power of Chi, he could increase the size of his garden in order to increase the amount of his Chi.

Mountains vanished to make place for wheatstalkberry fields, fertile land rose up from the sea to be turned into rise-rice fields.

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The MyGoalian coast was cut off the sea as Marco kept increasing the size of his garden, a whole new country was born: "ChiNear".

ChiNear filled up the entire distance between MyGoal and InDear, where the MyGoalian Sea was located before.

Not all of it was used agriculturally, for example there was a big capital city called 'BeigeGin' and a smaller city called 'Wholand', located at the ChiNearese coast.

Later on Marco Chi John met GoneThe, a thin InDearan man that had blown a city into bits and pieces utilizing the new hydrogen bomb technology.

This technology relied on 'Fang Shoe', a boot with sharp teeth that was hidden underneath all that hydrogen.

Fang Shoe was discovered first by OneStone, who hailed from the newly discovered race of microscopically small germ men.

OneStone had discovered that Fang Shoe exerted a mystical coersion on hydrogen, describing it as 'Exertion = Mystical Coersion' or E=MC for short.

This allowed physicians to build hydrogen bombs using hydrogen, teeth and shoes.

Marco had spoken to OneStone about this and knew of the inner working of the Fang Shoe.

Dangerous men like GoneThe had tried to assassinate Marco after this, but he had used Chi to remove the teeth from Fang Shoe and thus turning it into a completely harmless Fangless Shoe.

This unique ability makes Marco Chi John one of the most dangerous men alive today.