Chi John logged into his cis_chord account. He had lived so many years already, conversations did not even do anything for him, it was his professional moderator account with which he could come in contact with all ChiNearese people, economic deals went down on invisible channels that only those with unlikely many roles could access.
A new message cought his eye:
'Chad Viaism:
- Epic moves
- Punches through trees like a boss
- Respects territory of ancient horrors living in the ocean
- Can fly utilizing blades
- Kills anyone in order to get their stuff
Virgin Cultivation:
- Moves as slow as a plant grows
- Cares for the feelings of plants
- Angers ancient abominations by stealing territory
- Toils the fields on the ground
- Gives away the fruits of their labor for basically nothing', posted by
Billie la Grille.
Chi John quickly renamed Billie la Grille into Dumb le Gates, muted him, deducted 1000 server reputation points and sent him a personal message:
"What the Chi did you just fucking say about me, you little frog? I'll have you know I am the greatest cultivator of them all, and I've been involved in numerous fights over ChiNear, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I have mastered the art of fangless shoe and I'm the strongest man in ChiNear. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your frogass out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this four sided world, pin this so you don't forget. You think you can get away with saying that shit about cultivation? Think again, frog. As we speak I am contacting my army of cultivators, and belive me, no one has stronger cultivators than me. So you better prepare for the rising storm, tadpole.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're as good as dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my plantation of wheatstalkberry fields. Not only am I farmer of wheatstalkberries, but I have access to all plantations of my fellow cultivators and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of IsReal, you little shit. If only you could have known what spiritual retribution your little shitpost was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your noodle like tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Chi all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, kiddo.".
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With this the war was declared. 'Gates' would curse the day he had shitposted in the general chat of John Chi.
Back then when they first met on cis_chord, Billie la Grille had nicknamed himself
Dumb le Dore and Chi John was still rather young.
Chi John had begged him for the secret of magic so he may overcome his peers.
Hesitantly Dore had agreed, so they started a voice chat.
"Will I read the NiceOneNoMicroSon, the GrimLore, or maybe the Viable? I am so exited to learn Fireball!", John blubbered.
"Don't be dumb, that's my job. I will merely tell you the fundamental basics so you can figure out your own magic.", le Dore harshly interrupted Johnny.
"There are two basic ways that one has to understand, when doing magic. I will demonstrate them to you once, not twice and most certainly not thrice. Either you will succeed understanding or fail. ", le Dore continued.
"Have you really called yourself Dumb? Are you that low on intelligence?", Johnny asked.
"Uh no... I am not. You have to know that Dumb is french for Billie.", Billie le Dore responded after a moment.
"I heard you live on the streets like a beggar.", Johnny continued mercilessly.
"No! No you misheard. It is actually MiniLoft... which is my company that I run.", Dore defended himself "And anyway where were we. Do you want to learn magic or not? I can just go away like nothing happened.", Billie threatened.
"Ok ok, just tell me those fundamental basics, but be quick.", Johnny Chi demanded.
So for one, if Event A happens and Event B happens shortly after, then if Event A happens again, Event B will happen again after it.
For the other one if Object A looks similar to Object B, that means they are one and the same Object and share all properties beside only looking similar to each other.", Billie expalined. "That's just common sense, but I will think about it.", Johnny Chi responded and would later on become the inventor of Chi.