Bacterium Joshua ordered a gyros with tzatziki in the language GreenOk whilst wearing the GreenOk flag as a coat. The GreenOk flag can be described as light green 'OK' in bold capitalized letters in sans-serif font on a white background.
Joshua deeply misses his original culture which had been almost fully erased by the rebranding. He still can not fully identify with GreenOk, but as one can see, he is trying hard to be a part of the GreenOk nationalist faction.
Nobody knew that Bacterium Joshua was the secret inventor of the bacterium.
Not only of the Cyanococca bacterium, he also invented all the other bacteria and kept making new ones.
In fact, he is the singular source of microorganisms which were all mistakenly believed to be able to reproduce on their own, yes even the germ men were created by Bacterium Joshua.
Joshua has always been sick, so sick that he singlehandedly destroyed the GreenOk economy by accident. But no one had connected the dots yet.
Yes, the GreenOk economy is sick because of Joshua.
Yes, most computers do no longer even exist because they got way too sick (and not because of the rebranding).
Yes, people turn green when they are disgusted - Bacterium Joshua is GREENok!
Yes, radioactivity glows green - you probably already know why.
Ever heard of SICKma males that suck all the money from economy?
All of these symptoms were connected to Bacterium Joshua, who was their sole origin.
Billie la Grille had formulated a devious and simple plan.
The blue star cult had found the location of Bacterium Joshua and quickly combined 1 and 1.
The obvious result being the motives, identity, crimes, abilities and location of Bacterium Joshua. Billie thus was able formulate a top secret mission... and who was more secret and more top than himself?
Beside that it was a very simple job:
Travel to GreenOk by plane,
infiltrate the GreenOk restaurant,
put amphibious frog poison into the gyros,
replace the waiter by bribing him with a smart toaster,
add a lot of gardenleek to the tzatziki so the poison can not be tasted,
test whether the poison can not be tasted,
put on a mask of the waiter,
serve the meal,
get out.
Billie pulled out a frog from his frogged skin. He would need it for the plan.
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Karen Viable
Karen Viable, inventor of the Viable read the book 'Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone' (the rest of the books were not written yet). As Karen was a very intelligent individual, she discovered the hidden lie of the book.
Utilizing the population records of king HeroThis the great, she determined that all of the characters featured in the book were completely fictional.
This greatly upset Karen Viable, so she started rewriting the book into a completely accurate version. Then the great rebranding happened and she had to rewrite the book into a completely fictional version, which upset her even more.
Nontheless she was forced to continue writing the completely fictional book 'Viable' and was not even allowed to correct reality itself in order to make the 'Viable' an nonfictional book.
Enraged Karen went to NiceTeal in order to complain and maybe to see whether she could intimidate the manager. NiceTeal absolutely refused to loan her the characters from her book and stated that if by accident the 'Viable' were ever to produce a truth, they would come themselves and would undo that truth with timetravel.
"Why did you have to rebrand my book?", Karen cried and mr. Nice,
manager of NiceTeal answered honestly in a polite voice:
"We don't allow the usage of real-world religions, political figures, or sensitive real-world content in books. That could be viewed as social criticism, shaming or exposing percieved flaws of individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement of their actions if applicable. Do you really want to write about our dystopian empire as it exists in the real world like you wouldn't believe it does? Yes? Probably not, as that would be against section 16 in the TOS." Karen went pale.
Would she really attempt to write her book if it would break section 16 in the TOS?
After all, she did not even have access to the laws of IsReal and definitely could not look them up on the internet as it had been rebranded into the worldwide net.
A second man joined them from behind the corner.
"May I introduce myself? I am Joe T. Crowley and I will be overseeing your book 'The Viable' and all of its sequels. And you will not put any real content into it as sure as our god Walther Dismay is watching these lands as he is definitely alive.", Joe T. Crowley said in a monotonous voice. He wasn't strictly needed for the book to be finished, but without his oversight Karen might have just quit writing.
Truly, NiceTeal is rather cool.