"You have been brought here to this court because of your crimes against humankind. Do you swear to say the truth and only the truth, Visitor?", John Chi opened the case - probably an execution like always.
"Ok.", the former world leader responds sloppily.
"This could be misunderstood as you acknowledging the fact and not in fact agreeing to swear to only say the truth and only the truth. Visitor it is a yes-question, a question that you have to respond yes to. So let us try that again. Do you swear to say the truth and only the truth, Visitor?", John Chi informs.
"Yes.", Visitor says after thinking a while about what to respond alternatively to yes.
"You have killed less than 50% of the world population in your death games named after yourself. How do you plead? You can answer 'I am guilty of this' or 'I am not guilty of this'.", Marco Chi John continues mercilessly.
"I am guilty of this.", Visitor says.
"Well then we are going to execute you due to our new anti-murder belief doctrine which we had officially signed by myself this morning. You will be put to death - which is not murder - for murdering all these people. Does anyone object?", he lets the sentence 'This is a no question, you have to respond no to it.' unspoken, but everyone knew.
"I object.", Bacterium Joshua says.
"Bacterium Joshua. What are YOU doing here in MY courtroom?", Chi John asks incredulously - he still remembered the stunt that Bacterium had pulled with Mr. Nice.
"I am here to get my ork, just like Visitor. That is why he is here right?", Joshua seemed pretty sure in that assessment and we will never find out why.
"Actually no, this is about an execution - for the same reasons you should be executed also: Murder.", Chi John explains.
"Ah there are so much worse things than murder-", Joshua is interrupted by Visitor: "In your opinion", but he isn't too fazed by it "-for example raid. THAT is a crime worse than murder.", Bacterium states with the same confidence he had falsely assumed Visitor to be here because of the ork.
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"Are we talking about raid 0, 1, 5 or the game here?", Visitor wants to know.
"Six, we are talking about six! People just want raid six - and that is frogging disgusting.", Bacterium tries to explain.
"Are you using coded language again to skirt around possibly offensive themes, that might even be against TOS Section 16?", Chi John inquires.
"Who are you? NiceTeal? Everyone beside me, Visitor and Chi John get out! If you don't comply I'll just kill you.", Bacterium Joshua threatens and the courtroom begins to empty.
"As I was saying raid is all about searching for vulnerable people who then are being exploited.", Bacterium seems to have found the right way to explain it.
"So we ARE talking about the game. I knew it.", Visitor chimes in.
"I don't think raid is worse than murder, because if there is a murder, I have less people to command around willy nilly. If there IS a raid, I might have more people.", Chi John makes his point of view clear now that they are alone and no controversy can be caused.
"Are you perhaps a raidist if you say that?", Joshuas obvious ad hominem seems to get lost in the room and no one pays it any attention - this would have been a more effective tactic, had he not scared everyone out of the courtroom.
"I too hate raidists, but I know that it is probably a genetic mental disease of mine to hate their mental disease.", Visitor attempts to revive the conversation, it was not very successful. In the end the three patriarchs leave the place, two of them with the nagging feeling to have forgotten something semi-important.