Bacterium Joshua knocked on the vault doors. "I know you are in there Norris. Get out, we need your help.", he shouted, but the vault doors stayed silent and locked. Joshua already had tried anything in his power to open them - without any signs of success or any kind of progress. Joshua knew that the ork had knocked down the two towers already in the NewOrk incident and thus he was unsure which towers he had to destroy. He needed someone to interpret the message of Visitor, someone without countless mental diseases.

Luck Norris was the least deseased person on the entire planet and had lived in isolation in this indestructable bunker filled with food accumulated over a long long time. It was time for this lazy bum to contribute to the patriarchic cause. Not a single radiation could squeeze between the doors, so a bacterium would not fit also- with that Joshua had exhausted all methods to contact Norris. Shame.

Then it came to Joshua as two of his neurons rubbed together. He could just destroy all towers in the entire world and surely the towers of Visitor would be part of them.

The next conundrum followed: how to destroy all towers in the entire world?

This reminded him of the conundrum of the tower of Able.

It was one of the stories of the Viable 1.

People found themselves able to build a big tower in order to erect a phallic symbol.

Consequently, they built a big tower in order to erect a phallic symbol.

Walther Dismay had then taken the freedom to claim that the tower was violating his copyright and claimed the common language as copyright too, just to show those people to not mess around with god. They had to invent a bunch of other languages and dropped the building process. Any other towers built always had required a through declaration it shall be 'fair use'.

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Could he replicate the work of god itself? How much money did the copyright on phallic structures cost? How to get that much money?

He would have to become much, much more than he was today.

Bacterium Joshua awoke from his stupor and found himself afflicted with Sickma.

Countless of rules he had to follow in order to grind 'Illion' (I used Consolas to make it easier to understand) money sprang into his deseased mind. There the rules mixed with the bacteria causing all those mental illnesses, exchanging poisonous substances and undergoing chemical reactions, mixing into a really really nasty and evil poison. They mutated after the rule of death of the unfittingly healthy and became perfectly ill, sicker than the sickest sickma.

If Sickma was a path to money, the mutated Mega-sickma was a labyrinth of cash and delusion. Joshuas goal was highly convoluted, but he would collect all the money necessary to purchase the copyright for phallic structures from Karol in order to defeat Karol by destroying all the towers. Somewhere in a prison cell, a certain author started gackering madly - he loved Joshuas creative use of unadulterated stupidity.