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'Lord' Volt'em Ord

'Lord' Volt'em Ord

'Lord' Volt'em Ord, allegedly inventor of electromagnetism woke up in an electric chair in an unknown basement, restrained by two powerchords binding him to the chair.

Next to him, his captor, a man named Boris stood.

"Oh you are finally awake. Now we will expose your lies for everyone to see.", Boris said calmly.

"Who are you people? What do you want? Who do you work for?", Volt asked pannicked.

"We are SEC, the sphere earth community. You are in deep trouble for spreading your lies, you know that?", Boris inquisitioned and Volt'em went pale from the relevation.

"Y- you will get nothing out of me.", Volt stuttered, but Boris had an answer for that too:

"I have hidden 200 billion H-Bombs on the dark side of the moon in order to save the world from lies and untruths. Are you sure you don't want to say anything?", he said in a fake sadness. "They know", Volt thought, "They know that we are being backed up by the eldritch abominations in the depths of the ocean, they know of Youth Manifest. What the frog am I supposed to do now Billie?", Volt was now deeply disturbed.

Volt pretended to sneeze, "I got Cyanococcus, you know?".

"We know that Cyanococcus does not exist too. Do you think we are idiots?", Boris called the bluff.

Volt started laughing, they didn't know, they did not know "Don't you know? You are really delusional. Of course Cyanococcus exists, you absolute baffoon. As sure as god is completely alive of which there can be totally no doubt."

Boris was now sure that they got the wrong man. This could not be the head behind all of this. "I assume you read the Viable and believed that all in it is true?", Boris asked.

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"Of course I read it. And I am about to read the Viable 2 too. It is the new science. All of it is real.", Volt claimed.

"I will read it too now.", Boris said and left, but both of them thought: "What a fool, what an idiot, what a poopy doopy, what a dumb man, he fell for it, what a delusional madman. I am so superior.".

Volt'em had a dream. He had a dream that the 4G tower network (invented by quadruple G) would be fully erected, granting him total mindcontrol over all AMerryCans.

His plan had started with the assassination of James Fitzpotter CanHandy and his wife Jacklilly CanHandy Potterssis utilizing their SamSing Milkyway Node 7, which 'spontaneously' exploded, when they drove by one of his 4G towers.

But their young son, prince Harry Charlie Potter, future king of BingLand, had survived the explosion miraculously and in that, Volt'em had experienced a big budget cut by NiceTeal, becoming a shadow of his former self.

And yet he survived, hanging by a thread when he had invested in MiniLoft stocks, selling part of his soul to the amphibian Billie la Grille, now being the only part of his soul that was left.

The assasination job had been part of that purchase as Billie, the unfeeling unethical amphibium demanded blood and soul for stocks.

In exchange Billie erected 8 great 4G towers strewn all over the four sides of the world.

As long as they stood, Volt'em would never truly die.

But there was one problem, a big one with the name of Sphere Earth Community, a group of people that believed to have discovered the truth by doing research in the Variable and on Cis_chord servers.