'SumEsEstSumusEstisSunt, I have come to buy your fully automatic orbital death laser sattellite for military use in the future.", Chi John greeted the InDearan weapon salesman with the traditional InDearan greeting (it means 'Hello' in InDearan).

"SumEsEstSumusEstisSunt, you wish to pay in advance for such a long time? We cannot guarantee its suitability for your military purposes in the future, therefore we can give you a discount. How much currency have you at hand?", the weapon salesman asked.

Marco grabbed a box of LieMons and let it slide over the counter.

"That... are weapon grade LieMons. We can make tons of combustible LieMonades out of that. How did you get these?", the salesman was stupified by that amount of LieMonades.

"I grew these fruits with my own hands.", Chi John demonstrated his agricultural capabilities by growing a LieMon from his green thumb.

"That... is quite unnatural, but intriguing. Are you sure that your thumb is not radioactive? It is green after all.", the weapon salesman was quite concerned.

Then it hit Chi John. Plants were green, radioactivity was green, Chi therefore was nothing but radioactivity coming from the plants. No wonder Bacterium Joshua had such an easy time assimilating his garden as he was the source of the source of chi.

"You... you are actually a genious. I had not comprehended that after all that time. I will pass on the discount. Here are additional LieMons.", Chi John added more of the yellow fruit to the pile - they were yellow so they were probably pure gold so that was a bit of an overpayment.

"Thank you for your generosity, please come again.", the weapon salesman handed over the reciept, smiling broadly.

Marco Lugia had also travelled back in time. As the younger brother of the Marco brothers, it was his job to take all the money of the past, having been entrusted one of the halves of the split stone of time.

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Just as he was about to do some plumbing, he was interrupted.

Quadruple G. (who was still alive at that time) had driven her bike all the way to ShareUserThem (the most popular IsRealic city) with her dynamic biker skills.

"Mamma Mia, what the pepperLonely is tha-...", where his last words as he was driven over by quadruple G. in a biking intencident. Quadruple G. did not stop, in fact she even accelerated so fast that she drove faster than the speed of light, which made her so light, that she weighted (I looked it up, that's how you write it) less than nothing.

When one weighs less than nothing, one becomes negative and depressed, but quadruple G. used the force of matriarchy (as she was a woman) to oppress herself, which canceled out the depression. As the two pressures fought against each other, she breached the light-barrier travelling even faster than faster than the speed of light.

This turned her weight negative and as it was already negative, it became double negative.

The force of depression was threatening to overcome the oppression, but quadruple G. just took the children of depression, which increased the oppression hundredfold.

She still had enough momentum to almost drive over John Chi, but as she crossed the border to InDear, she gave up on biking thus the momentum was cancelled.

John Chi swiped the sweat off his brow, stole the bike of quadruple G. ,who was busy constructing fully automatic orbital death laser sattellites and drove to the mansion time to travel back into the future.

There was just one tiny little problem. And John Chi figured it out when he arrived.

"Hey Marco! What are you doing here at my property?", Mr. Nice asked friendly.