When God arrived to absolutely pwn Karen, she had already powered up to superior judgement warrior 1, her hair having turned pink and even shorter than before.
"What a useless transformation. So what, you changed your hair color?", Walther mocked.
"Just wait, you are going to love this.", Karens hair started glowing pink and an oppressive force radiated from her "This is what a woman looks like that has surpassed matriarchy, or you could call it superior judgement warrior 2. And this- this is to go even further beyond!", a dissonant tone rose from Karens throat, a tone progressively growing deeper. With a primal shout, her hair turned half teal half pink. "This - this is impossible. How can you use the power of patriarchy? You are a woman! I am outraged.", god had never seen something so outrageous, he was so emotional in fact, that he summoned a yourSlumber and ate it.
"Don't you know? My hair is short and thus I can dip into the male wavelength as well as into the female one. I am no longer using matriarchy and no longer use patriarchy, this is a new force, the force of hermaphtery.", Karen explained.
"This heresy must be purged. In the name of all patriarchy: I, god Walther Dismay, will end you.", Walther declared, powering up to god ascended massively enlightened reaper 1,
which enhanced the whiteness of his skin to surpass bleached bone, filling him to the brim with privilege and at the same time turned his hair deeply teal.
The privilege demanded victory, nothing more, nothing less.
Karen formed teal bullets of pure patriarchy and shot them at the god, but his white skin absorbed the projectiles without visible discomfort.
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"You can not defeat me. I am god. Do you really think you have any chances at survival?", Walther asked rethorically.
He knew that as a god, he had all the privilege in the world (now that mr. Nice had bitten the grass of his lawn).
God threw a medium strength punch at Karen, who blocked with her right arm, a pink ankh (an EggPit symbol for life) having formed over it.
Karen countered by ramming a teal arrow symbol on her left arm into gods chest.
The point did not pierce gods skin, but threw him back several meters.
"Why won't you die?", Karen shouted.
"I am a god, Karen. Nothing can kill me.", Walther formed two giant teal hammers, both of the hammerheads much larger than Karen herself, into each of his hands and then smiled: "But I can kill you, you are not a god." he lifted both hammers and let them descend on the woman.
A riptide of teal and pink power erupted from Karen, slowing and stopping the hammers only a handwith above her. Karen rushed past the hammers, again hitting the god, who let go of his hammers, which vanished.
Walther flew through the air and landed gracefully, cancelling out his momentum using a burst of patriarchy.
"Enough.", Walther unleashed gamer 2, quadrupling his power.
Two teal AK-47s formed in his hands, unleashing hot streams of bullets.
At the same time a teal helicopter appeared who also shot a rain of bullets and also a teal Fang Shoe and teal hydrogen appeared, ready to explode.
The resulting carnage ripped Karen into tiny bits that got strewn all over the place, coloring everything red.
"Yeah. That's a gamer 2 moment.", god said and left.