Bob: "What an exiting morning here in Dyingmen Square arena, isn't it Larry?"

Larry: "It truly is Bob. We are all still waiting for official word on what the first challenge of this historic event will be, here in ChiNear, BeigeGin."

Bob: "The whole world is watching and Hungry still hasn't told us what it is going to be. Surely he has his reasons, but I will be happy when this provisory government will be given to one of the surely much more well meaning contestants, Larry?"

Larry: "Yes, we have plenty men and women of science and religion here, even a super model and of course the well known farcityistic powerhouses of different countries. We even got chess master and director of Ignis entertainment, Enormous Carl here, I do hope that there will be a way to use his analytic mind in this first challenge."

Bob: "Would be pretty cool to have someone like that for world leader. I sure am pumped, and we got contact with Hungry. Esteemed temporary world leader, please go ahead."

Me: "Uh sorry to disappoint but I am pretty sure Enormous Carl will ... but to that later.

Good announcing you two are doing so far.

So as I have stated I have started to hate all these fights and thus I came up with a solution for that. All the contestants will fight to the death- please be quiet I haven't come to the clou yet. So they are going to fight to the death in a big free for all and I also injected them with Bacterium Cyanococcus Necrois, which will reanimate any resulting corpses into a stronger form so that the battle becomes more challenging the longer it goes on.

The winners will be... uh I dunno the last 3 survivors. Yeah... "

Larry: "And the clou is?"

Me: "Zombies. I thought I was pretty clear about that."

Bob: "But... why?"

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Me: "And here you can see the reason you don't ask further questions. We do have a replacement announcer for Bob do we?"

Larry: "Of course esteemed temporary world leader."

Sally: "Hi. I am the replacement for... too soon? While Larry takes a short break for personal reasons I will announce the new favorites:

'Marco Chi John', creator of ChiNear and well known for being able to defuse hydrogen bombs. His leadership style is farcityistic and based on his unique skillset.

'Luck Norris', a celebrity known for his success in nearly anything that he does. He seems to be a favorite in the audience too.

Beside that we got a newcomer on the rise: 'Ivan Le Baker', despite the name it is a woman with paranormal abilities."

Larry: "Sally, we just recieved a message from Hungry, there will be no dropping out of the fight because and I quote 'super big battles are cool', so we'll lose almost all the brightest minds on the planet today."

Sally: "Any victor will be most definitely preferred over Hungry, I can assure that. The contestants look nervous, as the battle is going to start in a minute. But first a message from our sponsor."

- Intermission -

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- Intermission end -

Larry: "And we are back. What a bloodbath so far. A few new favorites have arisen. Would you take over the mic real quick Sally? I need to puke."

Sally: "Alright Larry. The new top favorite is of course Marco Chi John, who manages to mindcontrol all those zombies. But what is this? Our sponsor Marco the plumber has thrown a fireball which burned several of them into crisp charcoal - and they completely still walk after that. What is that?"

Me: "Actually I can clear that one up. Since it is a Cyanococcus, they can resist fire as mentioned in the IsRealic report."

Larry: "What did I miss? Nevermind I am going to puke a second time."

Sally: "Luck Norris is still untouched. Somehow he still manages to survive amidst the zombie horde. At this rate my favorite Ivan Le Baker, now that I think about it, probably just the anagram for Karen Viable will be outlasted by him."

Me: "WHAT? I uh... changed my mind. The last 4 get to survive - I mean get to the next challenge."

Larry: "It is finally over. No more killing alright? The challenge is over. Can we just forget what happened today in Dyingmen Square?"

Sally: "Let's better."