So long and shot of it, I am sick, not dead!... I... I'm just resting in this 6 foot hole here. It even has my name on it carved in stone!...

Anyway, I could have probably written my chaps if I started yesterday when I was first feeling sick... Or the day before that when I wasn't sick and could have gotten back on track... Or even built a que! Ha!... But I did none of those things, so yeah. The story isn't dead, I'm just... yeah... So yeah... And yes, I know I'm pandering a bit, but I need 500 words so...

So long and shot of it, I am sick, not dead!... I... I'm just resting in this 6 foot hole here. It even has my name on it carved in stone!...

Anyway, I could have probably written my chaps if I started yesterday when I was first feeling sick... Or the day before that when I wasn't sick and could have gotten back on track... Or even built a que! Ha!... But I did none of those things, so yeah. The story isn't dead, I'm just... yeah... So yeah... And yes, I know I'm pandering a bit, but I need 500 words so...

So long and shot of it, I am sick, not dead!... I... I'm just resting in this 6 foot hole here. It even has my name on it carved in stone!...

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Anyway, I could have probably written my chaps if I started yesterday when I was first feeling sick... Or the day before that when I wasn't sick and could have gotten back on track... Or even built a que! Ha!... But I did none of those things, so yeah. The story isn't dead, I'm just... yeah... So yeah... And yes, I know I'm pandering a bit, but I need 500 words so...

So long and shot of it, I am sick, not dead!... I... I'm just resting in this 6 foot hole here. It even has my name on it carved in stone!...

Anyway, I could have probably written my chaps if I started yesterday when I was first feeling sick... Or the day before that when I wasn't sick and could have gotten back on track... Or even built a que! Ha!... But I did none of those things, so yeah. The story isn't dead, I'm just... yeah... So yeah... And yes, I know I'm pandering a bit, but I need 500 words so...

So long and shot of it, I am sick, not dead!... I... I'm just resting in this 6 foot hole here. It even has my name on it carved in stone!...

Anyway, I could have probably written my chaps if I started yesterday when I was first feeling sick... Or the day before that when I wasn't sick and could have gotten back on track... Or even built a que! Ha!... But I did none of those things, so yeah. The story isn't dead, I'm just... yeah... So yeah... And yes, I know I'm pandering a bit, but I need 500 words so...

Anyways, Micky and friends will be back after a rather long commercial intermission... In the meantime enjoy this guy dance! _(: - x) Oh nm he's dead... Well that's what I get for getting budget entertainment I just found lying around...