[A Private Convo. With The Count’s Guards.]

“Aren’t you worried that that is raising a flag?” Said Micky.

“What?” said guard Dee.

“Aren’t you worried that saying that I will have ‘plenty of time’ to register for shool after I arrive is a flag that I will actually be late for school and then I will have to fight in a tourney for my entry. Then I will meet the lead antagonistic rich kid villain that will make my school life hell but also will later become my best friend after a heartwarming moment. He will be beating me soundly in the tournament until finally I deus ex machina and defeat him in one epic move.-

-Then I will be noticed by some old hermit that until this point didn’t want to be bothered but is actually a secret pedo, and will notice I have ‘Potential’.-

-Then he will take me under his wing and torture ‘teach’ me and at the same time, pit me against all the much richer students in class. Finally, whenever I am truly in trouble that I cannot solve, he will swoop in and murder the entire families of his lover’s ‘Students’ enemies. Until he faces an enemy he can’t face by himself and dies to protect me.-

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-Then I will swear vengeance on their whole family and will destroy even the newborn babies. When that is done I will create a new government that I am the king of. But that won’t be enough, so I will go on to do that exact same thing again, only this time with the galaxy or a universe. Then again with a multiverse, and again...” Said Micky.

“Woah, woah, woah there, just hold it, you’ve been reading too many hero stories. First you’re a [Pink Mage] you have no special move. If you used money to solve your problems and bought a powerful beast to solve your problems maybe. But honestly you aren’t going to deus ex machina anything. The universe hates you and the system is not your friend.-

-Plus the author isn’t going to let you get into a problem that you can’t easily solve without breaking the story. So you don’t have to worry about that. No, you have to worry about the fact that you're in the adventure guild for six months. The story has only been going on for about a month in story time, if that. -

-There was the two days before the week long training exercise and then there was the, at least, week long travel between the village and the town. Remember there are no trains or plans here to expedite that.” said guard dumb.

“Ack, I forgot about that! And then there is the stereotypical hazing that always happens with the adventurer’s guild! I’m so screwed...” Micky said as realization dawned on him.