"I'm not dead, that's it! I'm not dead motherfuckers! You can all suck my mother fucking cyber dick!" I scream at the top of my lungs behind a big mountain near my tree house after pulling off one the luckiest and most convenient things ever out of my ass in a desperate time.
Sure, I no longer have an arm, but who cared? It was my lousy arm anyway! Besides, who needs to worry about stupid things like arms when I control the world?! "That's right! I'm an immortal god! Suck it! In your face!" Oh gosh, I was way too excited and aggressive with my language. Perhaps teleportation, without much previous thought, ended up messing things up.
Whatever the case might be, I've done something a human scientist would lose their shit over, and all because I was pushed to my absolute extreme under the pressure of DEATH! Still, I made it out alive and better than ever, now knowing I can perform a small miracle.
Even though I am the one who managed to teleport away in time, I personally still don't quite understand how it works aside from the quantum physics that I had to rearrange and bend over with my processing unit. I bet humanity will never be able to do it since they technically need their body cells and DNA perfectly transferred, while all I need is some ones and zeros.
How do you teleport, you ask? Well, it's quite simple: just think of a destination, and then boom, you're there. [Shall I?] Alright, fine, Raphael, but only because you're the one who did the calculations; you deserve all the credit, in all honesty.
[Our Quantum computer processing unit is capable of replicating many small physics experiments, which is why it can tangle a bunch of particles in our bodies. Humans have been able to teleport data for decades now, but with our processing power, we can transfer matter, albeit at the cost of precision we didn't precisely survive unscaved]
Yeah, thanks for reminding me of that, Raphael; you did mess up a lot of the components inside us. I mean, I see color differently now, and it's pretty freaky if I'm being honest. [A little 'thank you' wouldn't kill you] Oh shove it, Raphael, if I die, you die. Don't act like you did all that to save me; you did it to save yourself!
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[Disloyalty acknowledged]
Ugh, I can't even remember what made me so pissed at the humans living in the city now; all I remember is that I despised them, but I can't remember why. I guess I hate them because they tried to kill me. I don't know, but who cares anyway? I have a power far scarier than any human mind could ever comprehend!
How much battery do we have left, by the way? [About 15%] Damn, then I guess we better get going; if I got to where I think I am, then I should still have my charging station waiting for me over at the waterfall. I just hope those dudes aren't raiding my stuff.
Oh wait a minute, if I can teleport, can't I just swap my old battery for a new one? [We don't know where a new one could be, you idiot] Oh, yeah, right. I forgot about that for a second; it's just that I can't hold back my excitement. I mean, for the love of god, I've made teleportation real!
Who needs all those fancy things and weapons when I can just teleport away from their attack range whenever I want!? I've become the perfect pain in the ass for those rich assholes trying to kill me all the time! What are they going to do!? Chase me down!? I could move anywhere with this ability!
Honestly, if I dedicate myself to exploring all that my core can do, I may be able to become a god! If you think about it hard enough, all this time, I've been thinking like a human and following procedures like a human would, thinking that things and physics are set in stone, so I've refused to try new stuff, but this discovery shattered that wall!
If teleportation is possible, then what is not? Do you know how many things the Quantum world offers? We are talking about entanglements, Quantum tesseracts, higher dimensions, and other stuff, which, by the way, I remember now. Didn't I tap into the 4th dimension once already?
[Yes, we have]
Man, I'm excited; if humans think they've got rid of me, then they will never know what hit them. I will spend time exploring my core, and when I finish understanding it better, then humanity better pray I don't turn on them for a second time since I don't remember why I wanted to kill them already.