Chapter 19 - Favored Ishi, Golem Gladiator of the Legions
I do not go fast. I stand on my pedestal.
I stomp when it is time. I stomp all things.
There is nothing that I do not stomp.
Why I leave my pedestal? Time to stomp!
No? Walk, walk, walk. I do not go fast.
I am hungry. Why don’t you ever feed me?
Walk more? Walk all day. Where is pedestal?
Walk all night! Why walk? I want to go home.
Walk, walk, walk. No more walk! Stomp!
Wait now? Yes! Good. I stand here.
Food now? No! Bad! Stomp you!
I am hungry. Why don’t you ever feed me?
Why flags? Time to stomp? No.
Why spears? Time to stomp? No.
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Why trumpets? Time to stomp? YES!
Stomp where? Stomp there! STOMP!
Stomp what? Stomp that! STOMP!
Is golem like me? Why stomp?
Is girl golem! Hello girl golem!
Has big bright eyes! Hello bright eyes!
Has big chirpy voice. Is like bird?
Oww! Bad girl golem? Has knife!
STOMP! Stomp! STOMP! Stomp! STOMP!
Fast golem! Stay still so I can stomp you!
Oww! Knife! Bad knife! STOP! Stomp!
Too fast. Stomp? Too fast. Stomp? Too fast.
STOP knife! Bad knife! STOMP!
You STOP now! Stomp!
You not stop? How can I stomp?
You won’t be stomped? Bad girl golem!
I go home now. Oww! Knife!
Walk, walk, walk. I do not go fast.
Pedestal is home. I stand on my pedestal.
I stomp when it is time. I stomp all things.
There is nothing that I do not stomp.
Except bad girl golem. Has knife!