5 months later

Morning

Theo's Room

"*sigh*.... You know Theo, out of all the apprentices I've taken under my wing, you are the greatest disappointment." said Miss Samantha while taking a bite out of her BLT sandwich.

No longer was Miss Samantha the chubby lunch lady that everyone has grown accustomed to. Thanks to a mix of dieting and intense physical training, she now had the appearance of one of the hottest MILFs Theo has ever seen.

If Theo wasnt so used to seeing her, he would have used her as fap material.

"Well, that came out of nowhere. Not to mention, it stings quite a bit." replied Theo

"Just stating the facts kiddo."

"So, how am I the biggest disappointment? Wouldn't that title belong to Crow?"

"Crow is literally perfection. Beautiful, genius level intellect, peak of human physical prowess and can adapt to anything at unrealistic speeds. The only flaw she has is that justice boner shoved deep into her vagina. If it wasn't for that one specific flaw, she would have been the perfect candidate to pass on all of my knowledge."

"Pretty much. Yeah. And I'm her discounted version. Cant see why my evaluation is better."

Theo wasn't self depreciating himself in any way. He simply stated the irrefutable proof.

While he and Crow were now an adversarial relationship, he still viewed her as the ideal that he aspired to be.

She may lack any superhuman qualities, her intelligence and cunning was more than enough to make up for it.

She was a mere human that used pure human means to stand amongst the gods.

While Theo may never stand in same place as Crow in terms of ideology, his admiration towards her will never change.

She was and always will be Theo's hero.

However, it seemed that Miss Samantha viewed their situation a bit differently.

"You only say that because of that stupid hero worship you have going on. It's true that you are inferior to Crow in many aspects, the same goes the other way around. From my point of view, the areas that you are superior in vastly overshadows Crow's advantages over you."

Before Miss Samantha could explain any further, the maid clad Juno placed a plate full of sandwiches 3 empty glasses and a large pitcher filled with sweet chocolate milk on top of the table.

She then took the seat beside Theo.

"Young lady, I know it's not my business to tell you how to live your life, but I highly advise against your hobby of maid role playing for now. I mean, look at how big your stomach is already! I'm pretty sure those other maid wearing peons of yours can do it for you." said Miss Samantha

"Amen to that! I've been telling her to relax, but she wont listen!" added Theo.

"While I can allow Pani to share in the cooking because of she's a fellow wife, I refuse to give this honor to the unworthy." replied Juno while stroking her almost 9 month pregnant belly.

Despite being close to her due date, Juno's beauty did not seem to wane one bit. In fact, there was a certain erotic appeal to a pregnant maid.

As for her sexual appetite.... well... it was more or less the same.

While she couldn't perform the more extreme sexual acts that she loved so much, Juno's voracious lust was still there.

"While I like your blind obedience and servitude, you should be careful nevertheless. There are 2 others sharing your body after all." said Theo as he placed his hand on top of Juno's stomach.

"Hehehe. I know dear. I know."

The first time Theo and Juno went to the obstetrician, the news they received was both a pleasant surprise and an unexpected headache for the young soon-to-be father.

Juno was pregnant with a pair of twins. One boy and one girl.

And just like any first time parent, Theo was increasingly becoming a nervous wreck as Juno's due date crept ever closer.

The worries he had when he found out that Juno was pregnant has weighted heavily in the back of his mind, and it was getting heavier with each passing day.

Was he capable of becoming a good role model to his children?

Could he counteract the bad influence Juno would inevitably inflict on the young ones?

What would be the effect of his morbid pass time be on such susceptible youths?

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Though he masked his insecurities well underneath a facade of calm and composure, these thoughts has constantly occupied a portion of his mind.

In short, typical first time parent worries.

"We got a bit sidetracked there. Back to the original topic at hand. Why do you rate me higher than Crow?" asked Theo.

"You're better at sex. Obviously." said Juno

"Shut up dear."

"As you wish my love."

"You two make quite the pair." said Miss Samantha. "Anyways, the main difference between Crow and you is that you have the will to do what needs to be done. No matter how good a person might be, all that talent is worthless if said person does nothing with it."

"True enough. The only reason why I'm so vehemently opposed to Crow and Superheroes in general is because their refusal to take the most efficient and most permanent solution to the criminal problem." replied Theo as he took a sip of his chocolate milk.

"While I dont share your utopian vision of the world, I do approve of your way of doing things.... however, this is also why you are as much of a failure as my student as Crow. Maybe even more so depending on circumstances."

"Ouch. That stings."

"Crow has mastered the 2 most important lessons in all of my teaching: Subtlety and Emotional Manipulation. She would have been perfect if she had the spine to get her hands dirty. You, on the other hand, are the exact inverse. In the 2 short years that I have known you, you have pilled up a body count in the thousands. Your military might is growing each and every day. You have made friends with monsters that could bring the apocalypse if pushed to their limit."

"That's a lot of praise. Where's the disappointment?"

"That should be obvious. You have the subtlety of a nuclear bomb. Everywhere you go, death and destruction follows. You thrown away all my teachings about seduction and emotional manipulation for bloody combat. I bet you haven't been practicing your seduction skills for god knows how many months now. Am I right?"

"Guilty as charged. But who can blame me? Why would I bother looking for others when I have 3 disturbingly hot girls in my harem who I get to bone every night?"

"True. But wouldn't you want to fuck movie stars, young celebrities and the many adulterous yet influential MILFs you often seen in TV?"

"Hell no! I know those bitches from Broadway are a bunch of whores who sleep with anyone. No way I'm going to go through another STD episode ever again!"

"Really? Such a shame."

"What kind of sick bastard were you planning to turn me into?"

"The type of bastard that controlled powerful individuals via their wives and girlfriends. If you only followed my plan, you'll be sleeping with a different vagina every night."

"Not interested."

"And now you understand why you're such a disappointment. You have the balls to get things done, but you refuse to do it my way. Truly a shame."

"Cant help it. I'm too terrified of STD to even consider the idea of sleeping with biohazard level vaginas."

"Bah. And here I thought your thought process finally went beyond your selfish interests." said Miss Samantha while tapping a decently thick pile of documents.

While Theo was loose cannon in most cases and cared very little for the consequences of his actions, there were situations were he was unsure of his approach and feared that the fallout was worse than he expected.

At those times, he would often compile all of his plans onto a document and approached his more experienced seniors for advice.

His usual confidants were the frog faced doctor, the Lord of Vermilion, Nosferatu, Jabir inn Hayyan and Miss Samantha.

Naturally, he consulted Miss Samantha more than anyone.

This time around, his document was titled 'The Eldorado Election Plan'.

"When I saw the title, I thought you finally become interested in politics. Talk about getting my hopes up." said Miss Samantha with a sigh.

"I dont give 2 and 1/2 rat's ass about politics. It's boring, annoying and full of people I cant shoot without unleashing the wrath of a nation upon me. What I do care about is the political faction that's filled to the brim with people I 'love' so much." replied Theo

"The Drug Lords of Eldorado huh."

To Theo, the country of Eldorado was as much of an eyesore as the entire continent of Alkebulan.

While it was a country in every sense of the word, the cancer known as the drug trade has seeped into every facet of government.

The country itself was nothing more than a puppet being controlled by the scum of society ,and it was the law abiding citizens suffered for it.

If there was a civilization that he hated more than the Norscans, it was the current Eldorado.

Normally, he would not bother with forcing lasting changes on a country. This was because while his faction could slaughter thousands of criminals if he wanted to, he had no ability to drain the swamp at the highest echelons of government.

In order to make meaningful steps towards the betterment of mankind, a leader was required.

And Theo was no such person.

He was a janitor and his role is 'garbage disposal'.

He understood his place in the world and he was more than happy to fulfill his role.

The main reason why he was interested in Eldoradoan Politics was because there was someone who filled in the role as a leader that he was interested in backing.

"You can read the specifics later, but the gist of it is this. Based on Juno's report and my own research, the presidential candidate named Miguel Baroque is someone worth my time." said Theo.

"Oh, the Justice Senator huh? I know him. While he has a fair bit of skeletons in his closet, he's probably the only high ranking official that's not in the drug lord's pocket." replied Miss Samantha.

"He's running on a purely anti-drug lord campaign and he has been polling at either 1st or 2nd depending on the source. He's also the least funded and most vulnerable out of all the candidates. In short, he's my type of guy."

"You are the type of guy who does crazy stuff out of principle, so I guess it's no surprising that you'll throw your lot behind him just to have a shot at killing the Drug Lords. I have no complaints with what you want to do, but I do wonder if you're prepared for the enemies you're about to face?"

"Of course. I plan of bringing enough fire power to grind those Drug Lords to dust."

"I'm not talking about the Drug Lords. I'm talking about the most corrupt organization in the world. The Union of Nations. More specifically, the Human Rights Division."

Theo's face twitched in anger upon hearing this.

The Union of Nations aka UoN was created after WW2 with relatively good intentions.

However, the present day UoN was nothing more than a oversized protection racket.

The UoN's Human Rights Division was particularly infamous for shielding criminals under the guise of 'defending their human rights'.

The prime example of this was their lack of notable action against the Jade Empire which were well known for harvesting organs from innocent ethnic minorities and political prisoners.

And here's the kicker.

The Jade Empire was part of the UoN!

The Human Rights Division does not care for human rights. All they cared about was money money money.

Theo should have known that the Drug Lords of Eldorado would avail the UoN's services.

"Well... Shit..." said Theo as he facepalmed.

Miss Samantha pushed Theo's documents back to him.

"I dont know what you wrote here, but I suggest you revise your plan with the Human Rights Division in mind. You're going to need a lot more firepower if you're going to deal with those scum."