The 15 were able to report back to Dr. Gears in his office, as they all presented to him the 3 relics they collectively obtained. They were all collectively excited that hopefully they would be able to enable the fight against Tabuu, believing that doing so will return the status quo, as if the corruption never happened. But the scientist decided that he simply wanted the objects for study, and upon further research on the leader, they decided that since he has Giygas to spread the evil and Lavos to connect the realities, becoming more powerful, as they fused SCP-682's DNA within their own, the O5 council decided that facing off against the Subspace Army is no longer feasible, and they should just live out in isolation, under the new motto of the SCP. Everyone on the team was upset, because they all have loved ones that have been corrupted, and have a desire to save them, especially Terra, since she wants her friends back, like Celes, and Pikachu who wants to see his friends. Then Sailor Venus said that if they find where Tabuu is, along with his base of operations, they can destroy it, a whole Deus Ex Machina could result, everything can go back to normal, as she has brought up that if they worked hard enough to come up with a plan. Dr. Gears laughed at this remark, but decided anyway that he would talk to the O5 council about it, and they could tell the whole town about it all, including all of the SCP staff. He then walked out, and stated that Tabuu may still have a weakness, as he would agree with them.
On their way back to their apartments, Morrigan had noticed that Dr. Gears seemed to have a hint that the man did not take anything they said about restoring everything back to normal as realistic, judging from when he laughed, opposite to the scientist’s personality. Link and Crono however said that he should have hope that they can turn things right, and Terra they should never have doubt, as she found it good that she agreed with Crono for once. Once they got home, Samus played video games with Pikachu, while Homer was watching them while drinking his beer. Terra attempts to tell him to stop, but he complains that alcohol is all he has left. Morrigan seduced Homer into having sex instead of alcohol, which the safety inspector refuses, as he only wants to do it with Marge, giving him sad memories. Simon told the succubus not to do such things as he feels like she is a part, while he was doing a crossword. The two got into an argument, and Terra got involved, as she tried to settle the argument, while both Samus and Pikachu ignored them, with their focus entirely on their game of Smash Bros. Lupin III told all of them to quiet down, as he was trying to cook some food. As the thief was doing so, Pikachu helped him out a bit, until the meal was done. They eventually all sat at the table, with Sailor Venus still snuggling with Mega Man X, and Homer eating like a pig, as with Lupin III. Everybody looked at them, until Ike, the only one who did not make it to the table, arrived.
Deedlit asked him what took him so long, until he showed what he had written, a speech that is supposed to convince the Foundation and the whole town on fighting directly against the Subspace Army in their main headquarters, which is a huge tower in a city called “New York”, on the island of Manhattan. Everyone wondered how he knew about this, and then the Radiant Hero explained that he was outside in Moe’s New Furniture Bar, he talked with Moe Szyslak, and the other customers, like Marth, Tuxedo Mask, Barney, Johnny Bravo, Hermes Conrad and Batman about where the Corruption of Subspace originated, if they knew any lead, and they all told him about the “Tower of Smash” and what they knew of it. He showed everyone his speech except for Homer, and they all thought it was good. Maybe it would even convince Dr. Gears that could be the case, and if they worked together, they could turn everything back, as Ike assumed that the source of the Corruption could very well be Tabuu himself. Homer complained that he did not get to see the speech, in response Pikachu shocked him, and Sailor Venus pointed out that he had ruined the “sacred parchment” of the Stonecutters before, as his friend Lenny told them all about that situation. Homer sighed, but still attempted to get the paper until Lupin III used a tranquilizer on him, and Homer collapsed on the ground. While the Master Thief dragged the nuclear inspector to bed, Ike said that he should read aloud, and that everyone should be on their best behavior, or else the proposal will get shut down, and will be a laughing stock. Everyone agreed, but then Crono noted that someone should take care of Homer, as Lupin III came in, he told the time traveler that he will take care of him, treating him to a buffet. But then Crono said that Lupin should be there too, as the idea that someone with experience of breaking into security would be able to give validity to Ike’s plan. Lupin sighed, knowing that Crono is right, so he suggested that they should do a raffle for who takes care of Homer while at the event. And once it has been done, it would be Mega Man X who takes care of everyone’s favorite idiot, nodding that he will try his best to keep him under control.
The next day, the 15 all woke up, and they all went to the Stadium the SCP built for sporting events. While there, the fifteen were all there at the center, while Mega Man X now has to deal with keeping Homer entertained with a couple bottles of beer and a portable T.V. which the Reploid hopes will keep Homer occupied. Then Ike went up to the stage, as he started to talk, with the introduction being that of teamwork, friendship and love. He appealed to all of them for all their losses, saying that they all had friends who at one point turned evil and sided with the villains that they knew with the help of the Subspace Army. As Ike talked about motivation for doing things because they are hard and need sacrifices. Once the Radiant Hero starts talking about the Tower of Smash, and how to infiltrate it, he was more than halfway, until a giant truck came in. The truck transformed into a Mecha, being none other than Optimus Prime, and Numbuh 1 came rushing in from the audience. They interrupted Ike’s speech, saying that infiltrating the Tower of Smash is not hard, but IMPOSSIBLE!!
Everyone in the crowd, along with the SCP employees and the O5 council agreed, as many of them were not even paying attention, and the O5 council even regretted bringing them on stage. Ike asked why that is the case, then Numbuh 1 explained. When he, along with the rest of Sector V and Optimus Prime, had gone to the Tower of Smash, especially since most of the KND were already delightfulized fully to the extent Father wanted them to be since he got the resources from Rhea and Smithy. While Optimus Prime simply lost all of his allies as the Deceptacons killed his allies with help of the Subspace Army. While there, they attempt to confront Tabuu, to find out that the portal there is on the topmost floor, being that of the 50,000th floor. While trying to get in, the tower is guarded by the usual Subspace Army troops, and R.O.B.s, then there are the traps that make it even deadlier to get to the top including but not limited to: lasers, sharks, laser sharks, an overbearing assistants, and worse of all, many dangerous SCPs, like SCP-173, the Sculpture which snaps your neck if you take your eyes off it, SCP-096, the Shy Guy which if you look at its face, will kill you, and will find you no matter the obstacles in its path aside from being in a different reality, and most dangerous of all, SCP-682, the Hard to Destroy Reptile, which is essentially immune to everything imaginable and is hostile to all life. Worst of all, there is the unknown room known as the “Think Tank” which neither of them know, nor anyone else. Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5 were all delightfulized permanently, and started to act like the Delightful Children from Down the Lane, who were the ones who did it to them. Without anything, both Numbuh 1 and Optimus Prime made it out, barely alive, as they went into Numbuh 1’s ship. After that they met the SCP task force, and they took them in after the two have been scanned.
So then Optimus Prime said that if any of them dare go back there again, the chances of getting to the top or even getting out alive are at best 1 out of 9 hundred trillion. Then others shared their experiences, such as Marth when he said that his beloved Caeda was turned into a Dark Pegasus Knight by Gharnef, and he too went into the tower with his army, only for him to be the only one out alive, and many others shared their stories of being in there, as they don’t want to face the fear of ever facing the corruption again. The SCP Foundation employees just laughed at what they all thought was absurd, and the O5 council simply rejected the idea. Ike said he tried, and that they should just go home, after facing his humiliation. Everyone agreed, as they went out, and Mega Man X simply walked, and Homer followed everyone once he noticed they were going.
Suddenly, a bunch of Staff barged in through the entrance, and were assisted by Primids. The SCP Task Force were already there, and tried to handle the threat, but there were now too many, and worse of all, the Staff were attacking during the day, which is not something they normally do. Then the commander, who happens to be none other than Zelda, was leading the army. And the skies above the town were filled with ships from many forces. The O5 council and the SCP employees just escaped through an organized retreat using every single portal ball they owned, all just in time, screwing over the survivors. Batman told everyone to head for the Batmobile, and that got destroyed by the ships. Then Falco told everyone to enter the Great Fox, and that one also got destroyed by the ships. Han Solo then told everyone to head to the Millennium Falcon, and like the other two, it got destroyed by the Subspace Ships. Then Zap Brannigan, the incompetent space pilot said they should board the Nimbus, saying it's invincible, until Kiff came up to him to point out that the Nimbus was actually the first ship to be destroyed. Batman said it’s now every group for themselves, as he took Spider Man, and they both left the vicinity of the Town. However, Superman objects to this behavior, saying that they should defend each other, as he used his powers to destroy the ships and the invading army, encouraging others to do the same thing. Bubblegum and his whole Globetrotters crew all agreed, as they launched many basketballs, and many others followed, all coordinated by Hermes Conrad. However, nothing had any effect, and they all end up being captured, as Zelda just yawned, saying that was all pathetic. Some as a result just decided to take Batman’s advice. Hermes gave up quickly after this, as he ran away, until he got a sticky substance attached to him, so he’s now stuck, as the gunk was blasted from the ships under the corrupted princess's commands. Zoidberg saw this, as he came up to Hermes and tried to help out his friend, although Hermes was trying to tell him to get away. The alien crab ignored this, as he got his claws, legs and head stuck in the substance. The Jamaican bureaucrat told him that he simply hates him.
Link meanwhile saw Zelda, and tried to see if the vital he has is on hand, and upon giving up as he did not have one, he decided that he should try to convince her that what she is doing is wrong. He ran up to her, and tried to convince her that she’s always been a kind person devoted to science and keeping the kingdom of Hyrule safe from Ganon. In response, the evil princess laughed at this remark, as she claimed that Ganon told her the truth of the world, and how the weak should perish. Link still tries to tell her that she’s wrong, until Zelda decides that Link should be captured, and he will be her personal slave, as she snapped her fingers, and then Bokoblins, Moblins and Lizafos appeared and surrounded him. Link was hesitant, as he did not want to kill the one whom he was destined to protect, as Zelda told the creatures to arrest him and before the order mocked him while laughing. Then Mega Man X appeared, and killed a few of the monsters that were about to take the Hero away. The reploid told him there’s no point in trying to redeem the corrupted, and they should just try to escape, as he said the Mavericks were an example. So then Mega Man X dragged Link to a doorway to the arena, where the other thirteen of the group were, as the blue robot used his Mega Buster to keep everyone away, and was able to lose them for the meantime, getting back to the rest of the group.
While then everyone is trying to get out, as Carl Wheezer and Sheen Estevez was running, as the former used his inhaler to blind the Primids and the Staff, but had no effect. Then an evil Jimmy Neutron, who now looks exactly like his evil clone with the haircut froze them both. Ed, Edd and Eddy were running to the nearest exit, only to get trapped by the Canker Sisters, who all kissed them. Nearby, Pit, Dark Pit and Athena Asamiya were hiding, trying to carefully make their escape, as they have ditched their teammates after they were all captured. However, the three were caught off guard and turned into stone as caused by Medusa, along with her two gorgon sisters Euryale and Stheno, who used to be Palutena and Virdi respectively. Medusa's sisters have the same color scheme, with them wearing black purple dresses and pale white skin. Many others were like those were captured easily and without effort, but then there are those who did put up a fight. As Skinner and Wille using their strength and experience managed to fight off against the Primid hoard. But as soon as they were about to get out into the Portal Ball storage, they were captured by the Collector. He laughed that he finally captured everyone who escaped from Mr. Burns, except for Homer. Then Nelson as a Regillion appeared and yelled "Haw Haw". This shows even the ones who were able to fight back and were competent were captured with ease. Although Batman and Spider-Man hoped onto a hidden Batmobile that also had an IDT Tank installed, and when off to another reality, although Bowser managed to hoped on the roof at the last minute after he was using his army to fight Primids and other villains and former heroes, only for them to lose. So with this, he hoped on and escaped the Town with the two superheroes.
Seeing the chaos happening, Ike was not sure if they could even collectively escape. Sailor Venus notes that they must have all been in difficult situations before, so they can't say it's impossible. However, both her and Ike argued, while Simon accuses Morrigan of being behind this, while she points out that she's just as much of a victim as he is. Mega Man X intervened, saying that it's not the time to get hysterical, only for Mario to say it's the perfect time, as there is no way they could all escape without capture. Then Lupin III says he will come up with a way they all can get out in one piece. While Lupin III started to think of a plan of how to get out, Pikachu suddenly noticed that Homer had a red spot on the back of his right ankle that was not there before when they tried to retrieve Shaggy’s shirt. Morrigan took it off, to then find out that it’s a tracking device. It did not take them long to figure out how the Subspace Army and the rest of the villainous organizations found out where they were all hiding. They all got upset with Homer, so to lose them, Simon grabbed the tracking device, put it on his axe, and threw it at an Armank, in order to distract the army who are looking for them specifically, as he thanked Pikachu to realizing it before they got caught. Once the coast was clear from the exit, as Zelda and her minions would focus elsewhere Lupin III told everyone to run. Terra encouraged everyone that they should try to keep going, and never give up then Homer saw that there was the very car that was designed for him, “The Homer” right on the parking lot. He shouted that it’s not time to give up, and should use the badly made car to escape. Lupin III already thought up a plan, but demanded for everyone to get in there and deal with being cramped for the time being, so he forced every man into the back bubble dome, while he’s going to drive in the front with the woman, Lucas and Pikachu, wanting to protect woman as his first priority, and because Terra wanted Lucas and Pikachu to be with them.
Then, Lupin III quickly hotwired the car, and Pikachu had some conductors applied to his cheeks. Once the Master Thief was done with the modifications, he started it off, as Pikachu used his electrical shocks to make the car go even faster. By then The Homer was able to speed past the many Staff and minions of the villains and the Subspace Army. As Lupin III was trying to get out as soon as possible, they all suddenly got some vehicles on their tails, including some cars and ships done by various villains, not just limited to those by the Subspace Army, as TIE Fighters were chasing them. From his cramped position, Crono noticed that possibly all the villains are there, explaining that Zelda is not leading the attack, and she might not be the only commander serving under her respective villain. The ship all got signals from what happened to be coming from Fujiko, as she ordered the ships not to let them out of the town. Lupin knew that he can’t stop, no matter what, and just kept going hearing this from the radio of the Homer, feeling broken. They all managed to escape the town, but not the villains. The Subspace Army is still on their tail, as they went through Ikea, mostly they just saw Staff there, and a few survivors from the SCP reality who were not the focus. Moleman was walking through the store trying to find the exit, as he was in there for days already after finding it to escape from his already crappy life. Then The Homer appeared, and ran him over, launching Moleman to hit one of the Subspace Ships, as the impact caused his body splat, releasing a pile of light red blood and some chucks of bones and vital organs. The ship crashed as a result, due to this gore blocking the view, right onto other ships causing an explosion that the team took advantage of.
Lupin III saw an exit right in front of his eyes, he told everyone to buckle up, as this could get bumpy, and of course those in the back could not hear, as they had it the worst. As the thief speeds up The Homer, Pikachu uses his higher voltage, shocking everyone in the car, but they have to deal with this, and then they jumped up a ramp that happened to be there does not make it better. Just in time, The Homer made it outside, and passed the exit, just before it disappeared. The ships simply stopped their pursuit, and headed back to the SCP made town.
By then, the town was in ruins, as every building there burned down. The Subspace Army won, and captured every resident, except for the SCP employees, Mario’s group, Bowser, Batman and Spiderman, and some of those survivors that originated right within Ikea, as given in a report by a Stormtrooper, as he then pointed out that they could not find Ness, as he was out there already doing research for the SCP prior to the raid. He gave the details of the attack to the now supreme Sith Lord, Darth Vader who was the one leading the whole attack. All the captives were put in line, and while one of them, Wonder Woman, was crying and sad over the whole incident, there was Ataru Moroboshi, who saw Zelda, and tried to get out by appealing to her, and he was beaten up by the Storm Troopers. Elmo had also managed to survive the corruption, as he tried to get them to use their compassion, only to find out they have none, as they all beat up the red monster, and Thomas the Tank Engine told him it’s not worth doing it. As one by one, everyone is loaded up onto the ships, as Bender Bending Rodriguez said that he’s done for the day for rounding everyone up, as he drank some beer and smoked a cigar, then Darth Vader told the human hating robot that there is still some work to be done for them to have total domination over all of existence. The Sith Lord states that the 18 others who escaped along with Ness must be captured ASAP, in order to guarantee a permanent victory, and the survivors who were there don't really matter to them. Bender knew that, although he wanted to live a little, Darth Vader on the other hand will focus on capturing for the respective villains who wants these 15 to be on their side. Waluigi was there, just counting how many survivors were captured, again mumbling to himself, hating the work he's forced to do, saying he regretted his wish for the corruption to happen in the first place.
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Later, Skeletor was in the camera room, and the screen he was looking at switched to a place within the Subspace Dimension, and appearing on is Master Hand. The Hand commanded for him to enact on what is known as “Protocol TOS SUBOM THITAN”, which is supposed to be the ultimate plan. Skeletor agreed to enact this plan, saying aye aye, as he smiled to himself over something else he has in his mind.
In the “think tank”, as the many prisoners from the SCP town in the Infinite Ikea were brought in, and saw that’s what happened to the majority who had not been corrupted. They are put inside a cube the size of a small cell, where they are tortured in a way to use their energies to create deadlier contraptions. As the many prisoners were brought in, Rhea and Smithy were there, as they noticed all the characters they captured, such as Pit, Garfield, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Wall-E, Marth, Ice Climbers, Wonder Woman, SpongeBob, Ed, Edd and Eddy, and many more that have not been mentioned. All the villains and the corrupted heroes were there, and as Tabuu’s two second in command asked them if they want any of their prisoners back and be used used as slaves, or be corrupted once more. Most of them said no, wanting to sacrifice for the “Protocol TOS SUBOM THITAN”, while some the Cankers did get their slave, or some heroes were re-corrupted. The corrupted Lum even mocked Ataru for ditching her, saying he’s getting what he “deserved”, deciding to sacrifice him, which he has no problem with, since he gets to be next to a lot of beautiful woman. Two who did not get the allies back are Barb-e and Atsugessho, who both want Terra and Sailor Venus back respectively, and were angry that they did not get their servants back, but Rhea assured them both that they are still working on capturing them. Meanwhile, 4 Primids shoved Hermes Conrad into the cube, as he’s trapped in his small cubical, and his room raised. He told himself that it can’t get any worse, to find out that he’s right next to Dr. Zoidberg. The lobster was overjoyed that at least he is going to get tortured with his friend, but the bureaucrat was already screaming, begging to be killed, until he did it to himself, until everything he used to do it disappeared into thin air, screaming further, and loader. Waluigi was just annoyed at those screams, as he cleans the floor right after all the villains left, and that a few guards remain. The tennis player just grumbled to himself, as he’s mopping the floor.
Meanwhile, The Homer got out of the Ikea, and rode right into the parking lot, as The Homer was about to crash into a nearby tree, Lupin III, and the other fourteen characters jumped out, and made perfect landings, as the explosion happened, except for Homer, who landed on his head, but survived. Ike said that they should find a way to keep going, until Sailor Venus thought of a joke that she thought up in response to the Radiant Hero as she made a pun saying that Ikea is Ike’s store. Ike in response was not amused at the joke, nor was anyone else, as tumbleweed just went across the parking lot. Samus told her it’s not the time for jokes, and she should of came up with it when they landed on the parking lot, as they should get going right away. And Mario comments that he’s fine with going somewhere, as long as they don’t go inside SCP-3008 ever again, as he does not want to ever fight against the Staff ever again. Then the plumber would state that they should try to find a ship so that they can find a way to leave and get out, and a IDT machine while they are at it. Everyone agreed, but then Deedlit had one question, where are they, and what direction they should go. No one knew, and they can’t go by car, as there are only two, and they all can’t fit in either, or even share, as nobody wants to be cramped in the car again, as with their escape from the Subspace Army. Since they don’t have Portal Balls, they all decided that they should walk, and maybe they will get clues on what world they are in, with the elf shaman leading the way.
They walked down the road, with one side having trees covering it, the team pretty much walked forward, with sometimes two or three members looking behind the road to make sure there were no vehicles. Then suddenly Deedlit sensed a bus coming from behind them with her shamanistic powers, and told everyone to hide in the woods. They all did so quickly, and the bus stopped where they were. 15 Primids came out of the bus, and moved forward to the side where the team were hiding. Everyone was scared, as they all thought the Primids were the search party, as Deedlit, Lupin III and Simon told everyone to stay still, until the Primids were just deciding to have a picnic. One Primid was even peeing, and upon doing so, they all did an ambush on Ike’s command. They defeated all the Primids easily, and they all boarded the bus and took all the food, which fortunately was big enough to fit all of them. Then with Homer now driving the bus, they hoped to find out where they were, although the team did not like it, they decided that it would be best for the safety inspector to do something useful for once, while everyone discussed their plans.
Chapter 24: New Pork City
For once, everyone is surprised that Homer actually drove the bus right without crashing, to later find out that he’s stressed out, and was going slower than usual, as he never drove a bus in his life, and only his pink sedan. Eventually Homer saw there to be a huge facility, where a lot of buses that seem to have the Subspace Symbol on them, much like the bus they are on. Homer already wanted to go there, hoping that they might have a T.V. there that he can just sit down and watch, but upon seeing it, everyone was freaked out, and Ike prevented him from steering into that direction, as he noted that they will get caught and sent back to their realities for the very fate they are trying to escape. Homer complained about this decision by the group, still with the mindset that the T.V. will protect them, who all told him it’s a dumb idea, since that goes against basic logic. Then the speaker on the intercom demanded for the truck to head towards the facility, right away as someone wanted exactly fifteen Primids. Homer shouted his “Whoo-hoo” catchphrase, as they now had to follow through or arouse suspicion, as Ike knew that they would have to follow, as he recognized the same tracking device on the bus, as was the one place by Mr. Burns, and it can' be removed. Lupin III knew that they needed disguises, and although he told everyone about his skills in them, he had to do them at the last minute, as he can’t make 15 detailed Primid costumes, so he had to make do with basic Primid Masks that only cover their heads. As Homer went to the building through checkout, the Primid in charge of the station who was in the booth looked at him closely. After a while the Primid decided that there was nothing wrong, and allowed them to enter the building without any inspection, as the Primid officer said that they need to go in right away. So Homer drove the bus into the building’s parking lot, where the only empty lot was right between two buses.
As Homer tried to parallel park, he did it successfully, except that both the front and back of the bus were damaged, along with the buses on the front and the back, as Homer did not do a good job. Ike said that they should not worry, and just go on as if nothing happened, as they should not really care, as they don't plan on staying long. Everyone in the group decided that the Radiant Hero is right, as the property of the Subspace Army should not be their worries. They went into the Subspace Hub, and it was like an airport where many Subspace Army monsters were there, just not the usual Primids and their subtypes. The fifteen went through without actually arousing suspicion, despite the team sticking out as a sore thumb. They did not focus on what they saw, and more on getting to their destination. By then, they decided to go into a private enough area, at a private lounge that’s not taken, as Ike told everyone that it’s still not the time to take off the masks, just as when some people in the team, including Morrigan, Homer, Link and Sailor Venus were about to do so, since the Senshi and the succubus disliked having their faces behind something they find hideous. Then Mega Man X told everyone that they have to find a way to get to the Tower of Smash, climb to the top and defeat Tabuu once in for all. Although Crono said it’s easier said than done, as he bet that they somehow got ahold of Ike’s plans, and made the security tighter noting that they have left a copy of the notes there while trying to escape the Infinite Ikea Settlement. Although the Time Traveler would like to just bash in, he knew that it would be dumb to just go in. Ike did not like that statement, as part of the plan was to do that halfway through, although Lupin III told Ike that Crono did have a point. Then Mega Man X wondered how will they go in there and what tactics should they use to defeat Tabuu once and for all, then Lucas came up. He said that since they are going to New Pork City, as demanded by the Subspace Army who still thinks that they are Primids, they should use Porky’s City and Tower as a base for practice, since they are similar to New York City, as he learned about it from Spider-Man while they were with the Foundation. However, Ike, Link, Pikachu, Terra, Crono, Simon, Deedlit, Samus and even Lucas himself who just only knew a little bit about it, have no idea what New York City is, as a variation of the City does not exist in their worlds, while it didn't exist in Simon’s time. When those 9 characters asked the other 6 what NYC is like, Sailor Venus, Morrigan and Lupin III all described the City as one of adventure, love and excitement, from their experiences in their own worlds. However Homer objected to that, as he thought of the city as a hellhole, as talked about his experiences dealing with getting his car back, getting his stuff stolen including his hotdog being stolen by a pigeon, and even dealing with the CHUDs in the sewers. He got into an argument with the three, then Terra interrupted saying that they don't have the time, as she pointed out that there is Waluigi and an Autolance right at the entrance, they all thought they were found out, until Waluigi told them to get out. He said that he has to clean the room, and that the Autolance was there to escort them to the New Pork City portal. So then the team decides to follow the monster for the meantime, meanwhile, Waluigi like usual has to clean up every speck there is around as muttered about Tabuu, the Subspace Army and everything like that, as usual whenever he has to clean up stuff.
The fifteen were put into the portal room, and on the transfer system, they teleported from the Subspace Reality Terminal, towards New Pork City. Once they all got off, they went outside to see the city was the same, exactly when Lucas left it. Everyone took off their Primid masks, as they are no longer needed. They all threw them in the trash, as Morrigan was glad that she could finally take it off, as she feels like her sexy face is covered by something she finds ugly, Link said with his facial features that he's glad that he can finally breathe once more. Once there, Crono thought the place looked like a utopia, with its bright light compared to anything he’s seen. Lucas then points to his surroundings, to see that it’s not a utopia, as many humanoid pigs and brainwashed humans were treating each other like crap. Crono took back his statement after this, as he felt embarrassed for saying such a thing, but thought about getting into a fight, until Deedlit told him no, as she touches his katana, telling him to put away for the meantime. Mega Man X said that they should keep going, and told Lucas he should lead the way. The psychic boy nodded, although many did not like to follow the only child in the group, as they all found it awkward, only he knew the way, since it was his home reality.
They all came to Porky’s main HQ, the Empire Porky Building that stretches high towards more than a hundred meters. Everyone bashed into the entrance, deciding that they should get ahead to face Porky and obtain any portal balls if possible. They went into the elevator to go to the top floor, however, it only stopped at the Hippo Pool floor. At the intercom, was none other than Porky himself. Porky mocked the whole team, then targeted Lucas, saying that he never knew that his "supposed to be slave" will come back, as Lucas got angry over this, since Porky was supposed to still be in his Absolutely Safe Capsule. They went through the Maze to the next elevator, to stop off again at the Fan Club room, where Porky’s Hareem is. He mock them again through the intercom as well, daring them to go up to the top floor. All the women in the team, even Morrigan, were disturbed by what they saw with how Porky had brainwashed and corrupted the women there. Lupin III already liked the idea of going up to them, although Deedlit smacked saying that they have to continue. Crono even admitted that while he does have that problem, he knows when not to do it unlike with a certain boy his age. However, Mario insulted Porky up to their faces, trying to convince them that he’s evil, angering the woman. Everyone quickly went to the elevator. Lucas is getting frustrated, as he essentially has to go through the same mess again, as the elevator stopped at the bathroom floor, or the “All You Can Pee Dungeon”. With many bathroom doors, everyone just passed them, and fought yet again against Subspace foes, along with Pigmasks and Porky’s Chimeras. Suddenly, Mario had the urge to pee, as he drank a lot of cola earlier before the raid began, and regretted doing this. The plumber attempts to go into a door, but Moleman was there, as he ran too, shoving Mario on the way, as the old man also had to pee. The plumber yelled at Moleman that he was rude, only for there to be a roaring sound, along with the scream of Hans Moleman, as red water came from the door’s bottom gap. Mega Man X told Mario that he is glad that he’s safe, and was not the one that went in, and that he should of peed ahead of time. Because, then out of the same booth that Moleman was in, the Ultimate Chimera came out. Samus and Mega Man X both started to shoot to no effect, as then it means that they should run, as Lucas told them right away. Mario already peed himself, and realized that he should get his overalls washed. Everyone was all made in the elevator. As Mario now smells of urine, the whole group hated having to deal with this at the moment. He pointed out that he just wants to wash his clothes once this is over, as he was embarrassed over having to deal with this. Then they stopped at a spa room, where there is water much like the Hippo floor. Mario was glad that he could get them washed, although it was not proper laundry, it was better than nothing.
Then finally the 15 made it to the 97th floor. Lucas sighed, as he knew what this meant from his memories. And they found some stairs which they climbed up, and found a man with the appearance of a butler. He told them that “Master Porky” wants them to play a whole series of competitive game show games. The butler told them that all fifteen all will be working as a team playing against the “Great Master Porky”. Lucas groaned that he had to play this series of games yet again, as he did this the last time. He told the team that they might as well get this over with, as the psychic youth told them to prepare themselves to get induced with complete rage.
The first game the group of 15 were forced to play was one on trivia, where a robot version of Porky was there. As the team all wondered if that is actually Porky, Lucas told them that it is not the case, and is actually a robot sent by Porky himself, as he did this a lot. Once the trivia round started, the Porky robot went first, and got 10 questions right. Once it’s the team's turn, with all the easy questions, everyone got it right and beat Porky by 10 more points. The Porky-bot got angry at this outcome, and the butler said that they have to do it again. The whole team groaned, and on the second time, they all lost the trivia on purpose by getting all the answers wrong. Porky-bot got angry again anyway, then the Butler said that they should give it their all, but not get “carried away”. Lucas was the most angry out of all of them, as he told them that they have to only lose by just one point exactly. So they did it again, and this time the Porky-bot won by exactly one point, and he celebrated, and the butler said it’s time to go to the next round. The Whack a Mole game is now played, and this time the team decided that Crono should play, since he liked that sort of thing. Once the contest started, the Porky-bot went first and got 5 moles whacked. Then once it’s Crono’s turn, he did it overkill style, as he used his katana to hit every mole he could find, exceeding 100. Once it’s over, the Porky-bot got angry once again, and the butler lectured about “fair play” and all. Crono got angry that he had to go by this childish dictator’s game, and not go by his great katana skills. So once again, as the Porky-bot got 5 again, the time traveler had to restrain himself, and he decided to only go for 4. The Porky-bot was happy once again, and then in the next couple of games, everyone started to get more and more pissed, as they have to play by these stupid rules. Such as Kart racing with Mario, Archery with Deedlit, Swordplay with Link, Bot destroying with Mega Man X, Competitive Smash Bros. with Samus, Puzzle Solving with Lupin III, and even Fighting Styles with Morrigan, and more, with all of them losing by one point, keeping their effort low just so this spoiled brat can feel good about himself.
As then, once it’s the eating competition, Homer was on, and the Porky-bot simply ate 1 bag of chips in 10 minutes, Homer ate 10 in the same time, however, the same time frame. The Porky-bot’s reaction was the same when he loses, or does not try hard enough. Homer was about to yell and get angry as his face was red, hating that he has to control his fast eating, then out of nowhere Terra screamed aloud, enough to break glass. She casted her Holy spell at the Porky-bot, and called the “Great Porky” to be nothing but a spoiled brat. Although the Porky-bot was destroyed, ten more came in. The butler said to the team that he will be leaving, and allow the Porky-bots to punish them for breaking the rules. The butler left, along with Porky’s brainwashed audience. Now the 15 are forced to fight against the Porky Bots, and each time one gets destroyed, it blows up, harming anyone in the team.
All 10 of the Porky-bots were destroyed, as the team barely made it, then a blast came from one section. As the smoke was an effect of the explosion, the real Porky came out, as he was in his Spider-Bed Mech. He was laughing, that he actually had Lucas come back to him by chance. Porky said that he wants to do the same to Lucas, as he did to Claus. The psychic powered boy was already scared at the idea of having the same fate as his twin brother, then Sailor Venus stood up to Porky with Lucas behind her. She called Porky what he is, a spoiled bully who has no understanding of love, and since she was corrupted, she won’t let the same happen to Lucas, as the two started to have a close connection. Morrigan also sided with Sailor Venus, comparing Porky to B.B. Hood, saying that she’s a saint compared to him, and would actually prefer her over him. Then Terra also stood up, as she states that she was also corrupted, and doing such a thing to a child was crueler than it would be towards a grown woman like herself. Then the rest of the team all stood together. Porky was still laughing, as he considered friendship to be nothing but a farce that gets nowhere, and it's better to mind control people to get what he wants. The team now started their battle with the spoiled brat in his Spider Mech. Despite Porky’s advantages in his mech, he was defeated by the 15 quickly due to their collective desperation to stop this corruption once and for all, and once so, Sailor Venus told him about the powers love can do as Porky’s Mech was now destroyed and flipped upside down. Once the backup of Pigmasks and Subspace Goons came in, Mega Man X found some Portal Balls, he grabbed all of them and threw them without knowing where, as they don’t have the time. He told all 14 to go in before him, then he shot out a few blasts at the troops, then finally going in himself.
Since the heroes escaped, Porky told the troops to call in the janitor, and put him back up. As he is no longer capsized, he said that he has a plan that he wants to get them back, and maybe he can get a good standing with Tabuu if he sends in Lucas to be corrupted by the leader himself, as that is exactly what the Ruler of Subspace would like. Porky decides to leave and contact Tabuu directly, so he called for the janitor to come in. Then Waluigi came into the room, having to clean up the mess that came from the battle, while still gritting his teeth and mumbling. He just hoped that he can somehow get his revenge, already thinking of helping the 15 characters destroy the plans of Tabuu once in for all.