* On a cruise ship in the middle of…… the Atlantic?
* Translater’s -POV-
I was at my marble desk working when all of the sudden a black fog started seeping into my office from under the main door.
‘Bang’ ‘Sinister laughter’ “Finally! After an eternity away from you all. Katana Arquipelago is BACK! Oh. The translator is too but that doesn’t matter.”(Katana)
Saying that a tall woman with long black hair, red eyes, white goat horns, and an impressive rack walked in wearing a strange gothic lolita outfit. Getting out of my chair I opened a side door and turned on a fan to force the fog out of my office before sitting back down.
“What do you want Katana?”(translator)
“Don’t worry. I’m just here to make a few announcements. ‘grabs my interdimensional microphone’ Hello? Hello hello? This is a message for all individuals reading this post. The story will go on! But not this week. Next week however will be celebrated with a marvelous 3 chapters minimum! Not all at once but minimum!”(Katana)
“Wait! What the hell are you talking about? I have other things to do besides translating Star’s book you know?!”(Translator)
“Nuh uh. You made a pledge remember? That means you need to post at least one chapter a month.”(Katana)
“Do you know how long it takes me to translate one of Star’s chapters? Besides I have a life too you know.”(Translator)
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“ You work as an interworld/interdimensional translator. Your not allowed to have a life…. Now get back to work. I can’t wait to get another part in the story. I know when I return in book 4 it…….wait. what? What do you mean I won’t come back until book 4?!”(Katana)
“It means Star has nothing for you until book 4 and stop making what I’m translating sound like a play.”(Translator)
“But but. ‘drops to her knees’ Please Author-sama! I’m begging you! Please let it not be so! You have to give me something! I’ve been behaving myself please! Please!”(Katana)
“Diuscrucis is in the bathing chambers taking a long deserved bath away from his wives and stop calling me that. I’m a translator not the author. Star wrote these books after all. Not me.”(Translator)
“Sweet. I’m going to have some mother-son bonding time. See ya later and happy april fools.”(Katana)
“That was yesterday.”(Translator)
‘Evil feminin laugh’ “Not in my world.”(Katana)
Saying that she skips out the door and closes it behind her. After a minute I lean under my desk and look at a black and white mouse hiding in a corner.
“Coast is clear. You can come out now.”(Translator)
Hearing that the mouse runs out from under my desk and shapeshifts into a relatively tall, dark skinned woman with striped blond and white hair, bright green eyes, a decent pair of breasts, and wearing a velvet business suit.
‘Elegant sounding voice’ “Thanks Repier. I’ve been trying to lose her all day. She has terrible pranking habits.”(Diuscrucis)
No problem. Thanks for warning me about the fog.”(Translator)
“Not a problem man. The last thing anyone wants is for you to suffer temporary blindness from being forced to see everyone as naked ugly men with huge dicks.”(Diuscrucis)
“Ya. Before you go can you answer something for me?”(Translator)
“Sure.”(Diuscrucis)
“How do you demons get your last names?”(Translator)
“We earn them through reputation. That’s why I’m Diuscrucis De Reaper. I’m a grim reaper by reputation.”(Diucrucis)
“By the gods…. Wouldn't that mean your mom shattered islands to make smaller islands on the regular?”(Translator)
“Probably. Well I got to go. I’ll see if I can drag everyone back home tomorrow.”(Diuscrucis)
“Found You!”(???)
“Fuck!”(Diuscrucis)
Saying that she stealthily walked out the door trying to make sure that she didn’t make any noise but the moment she was passed the door she was tackled by someone with blue hair. Seeing that they closed the door behind them I looked back at my desk and got back to work. A few minutes later I stopped because something dawned on me……
“Why the Fuck are those monsters on my Ship!!!!!” (Translator)