Chapter 23: Goliath vs. Colossus

‘In a low and calm voice’ “This is going to hurt….”(Diuscrucis)

‘Squeals of joy’ “Diuscrucis!”(Suzi) ‘Boom’ ‘Poof’

Flying at me in a burning ball of pink hearts and unintelligible shrieks of love, Suzi flies at me with a speed I have never seen her move at before. Colliding with me at full force, we start flying in the air and into the opposite wall. As we reached it we went poof.

{Poof? Did I just go poof? By the gods! Did she hit me so hard that I died by exploding into a cloud of mist?!}(Diuscrucis)

{We didn’t die but we were teleported to a bedroom.}(Lulu)

Hearing what Lulu said, I opened my closed eyes and look around the new room that I was in. I am currently on a large, round, red sheet covered bed with a red canopy. The bed is against the wall furthest from the large oak wood doors. The wall to my right is covered in torture devices. In front of the wall is a set of black armor and an extra large black greatsword laid out on a table. Next to them is a sharpening stone, polish, and a cloth. On the left wall are lots and lots of pictures of me. Some naturally taken ones like me taking a piss or playing on the middle school soccer team. Others are clearly altered to put me in strange positions like the one where I’m stalking my sister or the the one where I’m dragging her into the bathroom. On the only nightstand next to the bed, I see a tentacle man version of myself raping the excellently drawn versions of both Samantha and Suzi in a very aggressive manner. Is this what Suzi wants me to do to her? More importantly, whoever drew this picture has some amazing skill…. After analyzing the room around me, I look down at my chest and finally acknowledge the blushing, heavily panting, blurry eyed girl who has been heavily sniffing me since the she collided with me. Her face is buried in my chest and is slowly moving her way up to my head. Her legs are crushing my waist and her tail is swishing back and forth rapidly. Taking a closer look at it, I see that it has a heart shape at the end and the heart is heavily pulsing. Feeling my gaze on her, Suzi looked at me with dim red eyes and a crazed smile on her face. She then moved up and slowly licked my neck.

“Ok! That’s enough!”(Diuscrucis)

‘Loud moan’ ‘Crack’ ‘Crack’ “Ug!”(Suzi)

Quickly grabbing Suzi’s tail, I give it a quick tug and let go of it as my sister gives out a loud moan. I then ignore the pain in my now broken waist and the fact that I just made my sister orgasim, so I could move my legs from below her weakened body and kick her off me. Freezing her to the floor, I slowly crawl out of bed. Slowly getting myself back on my feet, I heal my waist and look at Suzi. she is barefoot with short shorts and an unbuttoned button down shirt that barely covers her large breasts. When I froze her to the ground I didn’t see the position that she was in. Her hands are behind her back and her legs are partially spread open. Leaning back in a seductive manner, Suzi looks up at me with pleading eyes.…. Now that I look at her. It’s almost like she planned this…..

‘Annoyed sigh’ “Listen sis. As much as I would love to cross the line that should never be crossed with you willingly, I have better things to do.”(Diuscrucis)

“Like what? What is more important than spending time with me?”(Suzi)

“Saying hi to Samantha for one….. Oh don’t give me that bloodlust! You like her too! Speaking of which. Where is she right now?  By this point she would have popped her head into this room to see if I need help escaping from you.”(Diuscrucis)

“....... She is in the medical bay dying from radiation poisoning.”(Suzi)

“Damn. I thought she would be able to get far enough away from the explosion in the timeframe I gave her. Wait. What do you mean by dying? Haven't you cured her yet?”(Diuscrucis)

“Bro. There is no cure for radiation poisoning.”(Suzi)

‘Slow exhale’ “Ok…. Here is what we are going to do. You are going to make a complete working cure for radiation poisoning that will not cripple her. While I make a mech to kill the upgraded version of Colossus.”(Diuscrucis)

“Are you sure I can’t cripple her? Not even a little?”(Suzi)

“Yes I’m sure. No crippling, brainwashing, mind control, dependence on cure, temporary cure, fake cure,genetic altering, disfigurements, rapid ageing, or loss of natural abilities or talents. Also no changing her gender. “(Diuscrucis)

“Here is a better idea. Why don’t you make the cure for samantha first and then make the mech. You can work on them slowly and sleep in my room every night…..”(Suzi)

“No. Mostly because you are far better at biology than me and I’m a fucking shapeshifter. ‘Snap’ Let's go.”(Diuscrucis)

Snapping my fingers, I unfreeze Suzi from the floor and start walking towards the door while ignoring all of my sister’s complaints. Leaving the family mansion, I travel to the largest weapon factory in the city.

{Ahhh, Nazí. The best weapon manufacturers in the realm. Not only do they build anything you want for the right price but, it’s also run by a single blue haired, yellow eyed man who cloned himself hundreds of times over.}(Descrucis)

{A man who only trusts himself to run his company and has an insignia that looks like four buffed out, flexing, black arms in the  shape of a weird Z crossing over Z formation.}(Lulu)

{Let the old man have his fun. He is the oldest demon we know after all.}(Diuscrucis)

Looking at the industrial factory in front of me, I take one last breath of fresh air before walking into the wall of thick black smoke. After walking through it, I am confronted with loud construction and yelling. Hundreds of overly buff, shirtless, young men are constructing weapons and vehicles by the thousands. Flagging down one of the passing workers I start talking the moment we make eye contact.

‘Yelling over the construction’ “Armstrong the Hitter! Aren't you as blue haired and yellow eyed as ever. Have you finally taken over all the weapon manufacturers in Hell?”(Diuscrucis)

‘Deep masculine voice that puts most men to shame’ ‘Short  deep laugh’ “Not yet my friend. The ASU and their employers are still putting up a struggle but soon my company will be the only weapon manufacturer in the realm. Now that the greeting is out of the way. What is it you need?(Armstrong)

‘Yelling’ “I need help making a mech. Think you can help?(Diuscrucis)

“Of course I can! I am keeping the schematics for the machine though.”(Armstrong)

‘Yelling’ That’s fine. I only need the robot.”(Diuscrucis)

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* Three weeks later -

It’s! It’s! Not Alive!!!!! ‘Psychotic laughter’ I’m leaving! If my sister shows up looking for me tell her to take a picture when she reaches the moon!”(Diuscrucis)

‘Short laugh’ “Will do you little brat. Try not to cause too much trouble.”(Armstrong)

“HA! HA! HAAAA! No Promises!”(Diuscrucis)

“Wait! Before you go, take this.”(Armstrong)

Handing me a large blue triangular shield, I take a quick look at it before dropping it into my shadow for storage.

“What is with this fragile piece of trash? It won't protect me from shit!”(Diuscrucis)

“I don’t know. A red haired elf with pink eyes came out of nowhere and demanded I make this shield for you. Before I could say anything, she disappeared and left the schematics for the shield. After looking at them for a minute, I could tell that the shield is an important piece of anti-divine armor. Use it well.”(Armstrong)

“I will.”(Diuscrucis)

Placing a hand on my mech, I teleport it into my courtyard in the Underworld. Letting it go, I rush into my castle looking for Tomo and the others.

{I wonder if they’re here?}(Diuscrucis)

‘Muffled’ “That still isn’t good enough you maggots! Drop and give me a hundred!”(Tomo)

{...Yes. ‘giggle’}(Lulu)

Hearing Tomo’s yells above me, I run upstairs and check all the training rooms. In the room farthest from the stairs, I see three bloody and bruised girls suffering while doing push ups in front of a woman with a golden weapon. She is tall with an annoyed look on her face.

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“Are they doing ok Tomo? You seem to be torturing them.”(Diuscrucis)

Seeing me for the first time in almost a week, the three girls run and cower behind me while crying.

“Tomo is a monster!”(Three girls) ‘Swing’ ‘Spluuur’

Turning towards me, Tomo swings her weapon and decapitates the three girls without cutting my legs.

“How did you do that?”(Diuscrucis)

“While I was training those sorry excuses for heroes for the last few weeks, I have been practicing new skills….. Wow I’ve gotten meaner. So Sensei, finish making that mech?”(Tomo)

“Yup. it’s outside. When these three come back, I will take all of you outside and show it to you.”(Diuscrucis)

After nearly an hour and a half. The three heroes came back to life and after several minutes of crying and complaining that Tomo’s training was too extreme, we finally manage to make our way outside. As we reached the front door, I start the introduction.

“In my courtyard standing at exactly 127 meters two feet four inches and weighing just under 50 tons is my nonliving mech! It’s left arm has an energy cannon, reinforced buckler shield, a flamethrower, and blades for fingers! The right hand has clawed fingers and an extendable plasma blade! The feet are pointed on both sides and have wheels for added maneuverability! The body of the mech is heavily armored and the inside of the chest is the command center! It is inside a magic dome that can rotate and keep us in an upright position even when the mech is flipping or spinning in the air! The mecks pentagon shaped head has two eye canons that can shoot lasers or people at the enemy! It is powered by an engine that can take a regular car to the moon!  My Mech can also turn into a tank! This is the first non sentient mech in all the realms! This is Muffin!”(Diuscrucis)

‘Yelling’ Oh fuck no! Sensei! You need to have higher standards! I will not allow you to continue this world’s bad naming sense! We are going to rename it something fitting!”(Tomo)

“Like what? What name is better than Muffin?”(Diuscrucis)

“Any name! Any name is better than muffin! Gods! That name is almost as bad as Waldo!......’Deep breath’ Let me think….. Why not Goliath? I mean this is a giant battle ready mech.“(Tomo)

“....Fuck. That’s actually really good.”(Diuscrucis)

“Is Tomo flirting?”(Lora)

“I never thought I would see the day.”(Vali)

‘Heavy blush’ “I’m not flirting!”(Tomo)

‘Smirk’ “Let’s get going before Tomo throws a tantrum but first, let’s see what the invisible man wants.”(Diuscrucis)

Walking to the side of my mech, I create an ice sword and throw it across the upper leg of my machine. As it went across it, the sword went through the wings of a man and his invisibility magic cancelled out as he hit the floor. Looking down at the injured man, I see his lab coat and his wrinkled face.

“Are you one of the scientists that created Colossus?”(Diuscrucis)

‘Cough’ ‘Cough’ ‘Cough’ ‘Groan’ ‘Raspy voice’ “Yes.”(Old man)

“Good. then you're coming with us. Let’s go girls.”(Diuscrucis)

Grabbing him by the throat, I lifted him up and started walking to the side of my mech’s right leg. Pulling out a small key from my pocket I unlock my mech and walk into the elevator. After everyone walks in we get a lift into the command center. The command center has five areas. The farthest to the left is an arcade gaming console with all the standard buttons and joystick. To the right is dance dance revolution platform. The center has a scanner to track the movements of the driver. To the right of the scanner is motorcycle in it’s own smaller sphere that has levers and hand grips inside. The area farthest to the right is a console with a gaming controller. All the areas have a small screen in front of them as well as a much larger screen in front of the command center. Stepping onto the central area, I throw the scientist out in front of the command center and under the giant screen.

“Stay their and don’t move unless I say so. The rest of you. Pick an area and man it. I guarantee you that it is going to work exactly how you think it is going to work.”(Diuscrucis)

“Why Sensei? Just why?”(Tomo)

“Have you not seen anime? Some of the best pilots are either drivers or gamers.”(Diuscrucis)

‘Whisper’ “..... This is real life though…….’ regular voice’ It’s been close to a month Sensei. Do you even know where he is?”(Tomo)

“Of course I do!”(Diuscrucis)

Saying that I pick up a remote off the floor and turn on the large screen in front of us.

“For nearly two weeks now, a giant robot has been attack west zone and no military force has been able to stop it. It is currently making it’s way towards Vodka, the alcohol capital of the Underworld. Will anyone be able to stop it!?”(Newsman)

“See! There he is and luckily, he is by a city we visited before.”(Diuscrucis)

‘Facepalm’ “................”(Everyone but me)

{Why are you facepalming?}(Diuscrucis)

{If the news wasn’t talking about him right that second, then you would have looked like a moron.}(Lulu)

{Hay! It worked didn’t it? No complaining.}(Diuscrucis)

“Let’s go.”(Diuscrucis)

Teleporting everyone outside the named city, we see a shinier more fluid moving version of colossus walking towards the city. His white eyes are glowing strongly and the veins seem to be pumping some strange white liquid.

“Listen her old man. I am going to give you a health potion. Then when I make a hole big enough for you to fit through, I will launch you out an eye canon and once you're inside I want you to start shutting that thing down. Do I make myself clear?”(Diuscrucis)

Receiving a scared nod, I toss him a health potion and a portable bubble shield to survive being shot out of my mech like a cannonball.

“You might need that.”(Diuscrucis)

Looking at the small screen in front of me, I activate it and see a turn based strategy game version of my mech and Greg’s.

“Oh I’m going to enjoy this. ‘Through mech speakerphone’ Greeeeeeg! No hard feelings but I’m going to enjoy kicking your ass! [Plot Hole Armor]”(Diuscrucis)

Notice

All karma has been used. Target has increased in density. Now the only way for him to understand if a person loves him is if said person rapes his ass or beats him to near death with their love.

{‘Loud uncontrollable laughter’}(Lulu)

{Holy shit! Ha ha haa! That is ridiculous!}(Diuscrucis)

“...........Right. I go first.”(Diuscrucis)

Stretching my limbs I loosen up be for running in place to charge at Colossus. Jumping into the air I summon two large swords for my mech and have it grab them in mid air.  Performing a full  air spin, I swing my right sword into him at full force. ‘Bang’ Colossus blocked the attack with it’s arm and was pushed back a few feet. Pushing us into the air, colossus tried to punch us but I perform a mid air backwards flip and kick his jaw with my left foot. Landing several meters away, I charge back at him while he was off balance. ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Shatter’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Shatter’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Shatter’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Shatter’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ Continuously attacking him with my swords, I land some decent hits but most of the time he blocks or breaks my swords which forces me to summon more of them. After several minutes and some minor scratches to colossus, Tomo speaks up.

“Alright, my turn.”(Tomo)

Turning on her screen Tomo grabs the joystick and starts mashing buttons. Her screen looks like a fighting game with energy bars over each player. The big screen is showing us what is actually happening around the mech and the mech’s movement. Tomo moves the mech into a boxing position then she starts shuffling over to Colossus. When she get there she unleashes the pain. ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Sheee’ ‘Skreeeee’ ‘Boom’ Starting off with two jabs to the face, then a left hook and a right uppercut before extending the blade hidden in the mech’s right hand and bringing it down with excessive force through the chest. This caused a thin line to appear and white liquid to ooze out of it. She then punched his chest with her left hand and fired the cannon at point blank range. Using the force of the cannon to spin the mech around, Tomo smashed Colossus’s face with a full power backhand with the shield. ‘Bang’ ‘Crash’ this caused Colossus to fly back a few dozen meters and land on it’s back.

“Sorry greg but this is for your own good.”(Vali)

Vali’s screen is a holographic version of her standing on top of Colossus and whenever he starts moving then that part of picture turns red. Moving the mech to stand on top of him, Vali starts dancing to an unknown rhythm as parts of Colossus turn red. She does spins, kicks, and hops all over him. She even has the flamethrower on while she does it which causes constant damage. As time goes by the damage on Colossus starts to accumulate and is now clearly visible. There are cracks and burn marks all over it’s body.

{I don’t know why but I feel cheated….}(Diuscrucis)

{They put all the damage you put on it to shame. I’m sorry Dad. Maybe you will have a better chance next time.}(Lulu)

After a while, Colossus managed to grab our leg and swing us off him. Correcting the landing so we land on our feet, I get ready to charge forward but Lora interrupts me.

“Our turn. Akame drive the tank!”(Lora)

‘Soft sobbing’ “Please forgive us Greg..”(Akame)

Transforming my mech into a 27 meter long, 20 meter wide, 25 meter tall tank with an oversized 13 meter long cannon. Akane expertly drives the vehicle around Colossus at high speeds. She is even driving the tank at an angle sp half of it is off the ground. Her screen looks like a tank on a race track while Lora’s looks like a first person shooter but instead of a gun in front it is a cannon. When Colossus finally got up on it’s crumbling legs. It was it was immediately shot by Lora. ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ ‘Bang’ Every time it looks like colossus would fall over, Lora would shoot it in a way to stand it back up.

{Even after being upgraded and improved. It can’t withstand this level of abuse….. How weak is my weaponry?!}(Diuscrucis)

{More importantly. How much energy does the mech have? I mean we have been beating this guy down for over an hour.}(Lulu)

{Let me see….. Holy shit! We have 9% power remaining! We need to finish this up quickly!}(Diuscrucis)

Looking at colossus, I see that the legs are barely holding it up, one arm is missing the the rest of the body is heavily damaged and missing in several places.

“Ok everyone! We are running out of time! Old man good news. You aren't getting shot out a cannon today. Akame! Make some distance between us and Greg. We are going to finish this with one well placed shot."(Diuscrucis)

“Leave that to me Sensei. Girls, start moving in circles!”(Tomo)

Following her instructions, all the girls moved their controls in circles as fast as they could. The result was that the mech moved to it’s side and started making weird hand movements. After a few seconds, a ball of green energy appeared between its palms and the mech was rapidly losing power. The lights were flickering and all the smaller screens turned themselves off.

“Tomo! If you're going to use that attack I suggest you use it now!”(Diuscrucis)

Slamming her hand onto a button with a yell. The Mech thrusted its palms forward and released the energy ball at Colossus with her yelling.

“Hadoken!”(Tomo) ‘BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM’

The energy ball hit colossus and exploded. When the explosion was gone there was nothing left.

‘Look of shock’ “.............................................” (Everyone)

“I didn’t think that would work….”(Tomo)

“By the gods….. What was that attack?......... Can I learn that attack?......”(Diuscrucis)

While we were looking on in shock, the mech shut down and the backup power turned on.

“Ok everyone. We are going to exit the mech and capture Greg the moment he comes back to life. Old man, You are free to go.”(Diuscrucis)

“Ok!”(Everyone but me)

As the elevator takes us down to the floor, I start talking to the three heroes standing next to me.

“I don't know Greg real well but from what I know about him I am willing to give you some love advice.”(Diuscrucis)

“What’s that advice?”(Vali)

“You should think of Greg like a vegetarian. That means if you want him to accept your feelings then you are going to need to forcfully take him for yourself.”(Diuscrucis)

“Why do you say that Sensei?”(Tomo)

‘Shrug’ Meh. Just a hunch.”(Diuscrucis)