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A Fool fooling around in another world
What do you call people, who hang from cliffs?

What do you call people, who hang from cliffs?

I teleport into the air and look at my work of art while standing on top of a mana platform.

"Would you look at that? Isn't this beautful?" (Me)

The sassy bitch follows me, but, rather than standing on mana like I do, she forms wings of darkness.

"Fufu, this really was a magnificient idea. Now no one is able to disturb our little party." (???)

"Right?" (Me)

'LOOK AT THOSE MAJESTIC WINGS! HOLY FUCK!'

I sense the first movements inside of one of the arenas. It's from Belka's.

"Come here little girl." (Burly guy with fat armour)

"You won't hurt Belka, wight?" (Belka)

'Oh yeah, I forgot something.'

"Of course not!" (Burly guy with fat armour)

I see how Belka approaches the tanky guy with open arms. Just as she was about to reach him-

"Belka fetch." (Me)

"BUT I WILL HURT YOU!" (Belka)

-I spoke the magic words.

"I guess that guy is done for." (Me)

"Fufu, do you really think that?" (???)

"Yep." (Me)

The other fights have already started as well. The sound of battles ring through the air and I just watch over the battlefield... is what you think I would say. But nah, of course a certain someone wouldn't let me.

"Well then, we don't want to let the others have all the fun, do we?" (???)

"I'm actually pretty comfortable right n- why are you pulling your whips out?" (Me)

*WHIP!*

I dodge the whip lazily.

"Of course because we are going to battle ourselves, fufu." (???)

 "Why can't we be friends~... nah I'm just fucking with ya. Come at me, bitch." (Me)

But little did I know, that this fight would not end well for me.

'What?'

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Janna P.o.V

"You're telling me that Yu seperated us because he wanted to be alone with that whore?" (Me)

'She wants to steal him from me, I know it. After all Yu is the sexiest, most handsome, nicest and most lovable guy in the whole world. I can understand that she wants him, BUT HE'S MINE!'

I turn my head to my enemy.

"You, over there." (Me)

"What is it? Do you want to waste time by talking too?" (The unneeded obstacle)

"No, I will not waste time. I'm gonna make this quick." (Me)

As always, I hear a voice resounding through my brain.

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May the power of love bless you!

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Power surges through me as I think about Yu.

"NOTHING WILL SPERATE ME FROM HIM AGAIN!" (Me)

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Yu P.o.V

'Hm? What's happening inside of Janna's are- OH MY GOD I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT!'

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Should you really be worrying about that right now?

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'Why shouldn't I? She's my lovely sister!'

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Well, it's just that I'm pretty sure that the bitch is making a cage of darkness spears around you, but don't mind me.

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"Cage of..." (Me)

I look around me and see that there are about a hundred black spears surrounding me from all sides.

"I feel like I'm the star in a hardcore porno. Black lances everywhere." (Me)

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Estelle P.o.V

"COME ON! HIT ME HARDER! IS THAT ALL YOU CAN DO?!" (Me)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" (Guy who isn't even half as strong as Yu)

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Aline P.o.V

'This time, I'll show Yu how much I've improved!'

"You peasant over there! You better be grateful to fight someone as great as me!" (Me)

'Uuuhhh, why can't I just ask normally for a good fight?! I hate this habit!'

"Euhm... yeah. Thank you for that..." (Meek guy with bob cut)

'Huh?'

"Ye- yes! That's the right attitude!" (Me)

I ready my hammer and search through my inner mind.

'Ready, Mr. Fluffles?'

Would you please stop calling me that?

'But it's cute!'

*Sigh* I'm starting the synchronization...

I feel how my body becomes hotter by the second. Hotter and hotter, until flames come out of my body.

"I'll be merciful enough and let you see this glorious form of mine! Behold my form of the fire tigress!" (Me)

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Yu P.o.V

'She's a fire catgirl now. Don't let her fool you.'

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 Aline P.o.V

Synchronization complete.

'Thanks Mr. Fluffles.'

I'm a legendary soul essence, whose power is unrivaled, and I'm being called Mr.Fluffles...

 "I- I guess I need to start fighting as well?" (Meek boy with a bob cut)

"Don't bother, you won't win anyways!" (Me)

And he turns invisible.

'Euh... Mr. Fluffles? How do I beat someone invisible?'

*Sigh*... I'll help you, little princess.

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Lydia P.o.V

'This is insane. Why don't we just fight together?! Now I have to fight this crazy guy, who seems to be the right hand of the other girl!'

"Excuse me, but I hate this scorching sun, so can we please hurry up with the fighting?" (Right hand of the other girl)

"Huh? Oh, yeah sure." (Me)

I cross my arms in front of my chest and activate my strongest spell immediately.

"Prototype: Ice Princess!" (Me)

The air around me drops in temperature and I start to float about 15cm above the ground. My otherwise normal leather armour-

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Yu P.o.V

'IT'S NOT FUCKING NORMAL?!'

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Did you just read her mind?

Name: Vanilla Ice's freezing leather armour of the Ice Princess

Rank: Legendary

Defense: 1200

Option: 1. All Ice Magic cast by the user will be thrice as strong and costs only half as much MP

    2. User can set shortcuts for 3 spells

      3. (Only in Ice Princess form): User can create artificial mana pressure without the needed amount of MP

Magic circles: If enemy is nearby, teleport user to a random location within 15 meters (trigger Ice Nova at previous location); Spawn a Shield of Ice if a ranged attack is directed at user;

Durability: 1500/1500

Description: Ice, Ice baby.

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Lydia P.o.V

- transforms with my own transformation to a white gown with blue wings coming out from my back.

The mana pressure from my armour kicks in and the right hand of the girl kneels down, sweating.

"Th- this isn't what I meant by hurrying up. I meant it like, you let me win quickly and I can relax in my room." (Right hand of the other girl)

'What would Yu say in this situation? Ah, got it.'

I first create swords of Ice around me and then freeze the ground of the arena completely, which results in the the right hand being frozen to the ground as well.

"You're going down, bitch." (Me)

"DROPKICK!" (Yu)

"HUH?! YU?!" (Me)

"The hero is here to save the day!" (Yu)

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Yu P.o.V

She creates a hand out of darkness and tries to catch me.

I snap my fingers and teleport behind her.

One knife flies out of my hand, and the second follows.

She swats them easily away with her magic hand.

We stand opposite of each other, looking each other deep in the eyes.

"Are you sure you don't want to be a heroine? There are a lot of bonuses, like your own title, free days on saturdays and sundays and even paid leave?" (Me)

"How amusing, I just wanted to offer you the same thing." (???)

"You little bitch. Alright, let's get serious now. I'm getting sick of this warming up." (Me)

"Fufufu." (???)

I point my finger at her and barrage her with "raygun" shots. 

A veil of darkness protects her from the shots, by throwing itself in front of her. But that's exactly what I want.

I take advantage of this split second of her being blind and activate a new spell of mine by touching my thumbs.

'Screeny? You wanna see the worst rip-off ever?'

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Give it to me fagget

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"Shadow clone technique!" (Me)

Beside me, an uncountable number of mirages of myself appear. Each of them can't harm anyone, since they're only plays of light, but for confusion it's still enough.

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Come on, run at her like n*ruto would!

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'Fuck no.'

The veil of darkness disappears and she gets visible again, confusion written on her face.

"LEEROOOYYYY JEEENKIIIIIINNSS!" (All of me)

All my mirages charge at her at once, going through her with every attempt of a hit.

"Is this supposed to intimidate me? Fufu." (???)

I appear behind her.

"No, but this should." (Me)

She frantically looks behind her, readying a teleport with her liquid darkness. 

A dark puddle starts to form in the distance and I throw another piece of paper towards it, before grabbing her by the throat. 

"Fufu, if you wanted to choke me, then you should've asked. I would've let you." (???)

"Don't even try to steal my lines. It takes a whole shitload of time to come up with them." (Me)

My grip tightens and her voice gets coarser.

"I just want to let you know, I never really regarded myself as very strong." (???)

"Yeah, me neither." (Me)

My grip tightens even more and I notice how her face is turning blue.

"I consider myself more of a schemer than anything else. Look behind you." (???)

"Come on, that's the oldest trick in the book. I won't fall for th-" (Me)

Suddenly, I sense a huge amount of mana manifesting behind me.

'Of course there's something behind me.'

But it's target is not me.

"Now, what are you going to do? Have this kinky play with me further, or are you going to save your comrade?" (???)

It's target is Lydia.

"Of course I'll save her!" (Me)

"Fufu, I knew i-" (???)

"But you're gonna help me with that." (Me)

"I beg your pardon?" (???)

I activate lightning step and pull the girl with me.

Sensing the ball of darkness flying towards Lydia at an incredible speed, I make a decision.

I dropkick her out of the way and replace myself with Lydia.

"DROPKICK!" (Me)

"HUH?! YU?!" (Lydia)

"The hero is here to save the day!" (Me)

The ball of darkness is already directly in front of me, not giving me a chance to form any spell to dodge it.

I can taste the eeriness coming out of it. 

The blackness in front of my eyes is indescribable.

"YU!" (Lydia)

"I ask you nicely to let go of me." (???)

"Nope." (Me)

It hits me, slowly swallowing up every bit of my being.

"LET GO OF ME!" (???)

I, of course, don't let her go.

'Shit, this might be it.'

My gaze wanders over to the other heroines.

Belka, shredding up the guy in the fat armour.

Janna, already taking her last swing to finish off her enemy.

Estelle... well... being hit.

Aline, just now realizing what's happening to me and trying to reach out to me.

And finally Lydia, staring at me with an angry expression and tears in her eyes.

'Fuck, I don't have any way of dodging this. I don't have the time to make a gesture, nor a back-up plan. I don't have a clue on what to do now-'

I feel my stomach burning up and spreading mana through my whole body.

'-is what you think I would say, right?'