Let me make this clear: You were just transported to another realm where you had a quarrel with a girl, who, even though she had control over the aforementioned realm, lost that said realm to you. And now you're pissed because you had to exhaust yourself to win against her?
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'That's actually a pretty good recap.'
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I'm pretty capable.
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'*sigh* I don't look forward to meeting such a difficult person. 2 sadists won't get along, that's a universal law!'
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2 sadists won't get along, that's a universal law!
-Yu Krifta, date unknown
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'You're just a screen. Don't try to fight me without a real body.'
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I go down the rest of the hallway while bathing in the light of the candles which illuminate the windowless hallway. I open the backdoor which leads to our courtyard and return to my little group which is now one girl smaller. Or so I thought.
"Wow, I thought that the author already forgot you. Hi Lisa." (Me)
"Did you really think that you could hold a training camp without me? Just thinking about all those lewd things I can do to these beautiful little girls makes me moister than an oyster." (Lisa)
"Why does it sound so ugly when you say that? I regret to tell you that it's not this kind of training, but just a regular one for the upcoming tournament." (Me)
"What? Did your balls get lost in the dungeon you were in or what?" (Lisa)
"I could shove them down your throat to check?" (Me)
"Eat my perfectly round ass." (Lisa)
"I would, if you let me." (Me)
"Nice to see that you haven't changed. Well, now that we got our usual small talk out of the way, is there any way I can help?" (Lisa)
"You call that small talk? You idiots are both perverts!" (Aline)
"You only now realised that that guy is a pervert? Wow, so you're the slow type, huh?" (Lisa)
"Shush, Lisa. She's one of the more pure ones. And yes, there's actually a way how you can assist me." (Me)
"I knew it. What could the great me help you with?" (Lisa)
"You could get the fuck out of here?" (Me)
"...Well played. If it's like that, then I'll just watch while you're training them." (Lisa)
'Maybe I'll need her help later, so that's fine with me.'
"Alright, so I'll now announce who the next weakest is out of here! Who wants to do the drum roll this time?!" (Me)
Suddenly Lisa starts to tap the ground fastly without a warning.
'Oh wow, she doesn't even let others have a chance. What a bitch.'
"IIIIITTTTT'SSSS ESTEEEEELLLEEEE!!!" (Me)
"Yeah, I already expected that...." (Estelle)
"What a boring reaction... It was actually a pretty close call, but you were 4th place because of a single factor. That factor is your attack prowess." (Me)
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STATUS
STATS
Level: 48 Statpoints: 0
HP: 170 MP: 48 HP REGEN: 0,88/sec MP REGEN: 0,4/sec
STR: 8 DEX: 11 END: 88 INT: 8 WIS: 4 CHR: 26 LCK: -9
ABILITIES
ACTIVE: Instant Regeneration; Iron fortress; Wind blade; Golden Body; Taunt; Body strengthening magic (Lesser);
PASSIVE: Convert Pain (Active Permanently); Saber Mastery (35%); Broken mind (Permanent)
AFFINITIES: Wind (12%)
The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.
TITLES
100 years of torture
The mad one
Survivor
Invincible
Closet Masochist
Another part in the harem
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'I have, like always, a lot of questions about her status slowly this is getting old author (Author note: Fuck you), but there's no fucking way she can be considered a "closet masochist". It's like you would call me "slightly obnoxious".'
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So you were aware of it?
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'Damn it, why can't I get the details of those titles and abilities?! It would make my life so much easier!'
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Maybe because that would make it way too easy for you to find more out about the girls and the author needs that to fill his chapters later?
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(Author Note: You guys are breaking the 4th wall too much again. Stop it or I'll spawn the end boss.)
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sToP iT oR i'LL sPaWN tHe eND BoSs
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(Author Note: That's it, you'll become MC's slave)
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FUCK YOU!
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'Cool. I'll have a slave in future.'
"At this point I'm wondering why you even joined a school for magicians. Wouldn't it have been better for you to go to a school for knights or something like that?" (Me)
"But who would then look down on me for being weak?" (Estelle)
'Did she just throw away her future, just for her fetish?'
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It's called passion.
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"Seeing that you have more of tank qualities than of a magcian or alike, I'll make you even tougher." (Me)
"Are you not going to answer her question?" (Lisa)
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ANSWER TO THAT?!" (Me)
"Pwease don't fight. I don't like people being angry." (Belka)
"THE HOLY MAIDEN HAS SPOKEN! THE NEW TESTAMENT SAYS "THOU SHALT NOT FIGHT AMONGST EACH OTHER, OR ELSE THOU SHALT DIE!" (Me)
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The last time you have crowned a holy maiden, she turned into an obsessive psycho, so be careful about that.
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"Nwwooooo, no dying. That's not allowed!" (Belka)
"UPDATE FROM THE NEW TESTAMENT! EVERYONE WHOM DEATH SHALL FALL UPON, SHALL BE PUNISHED TO DEATH!" (Me)
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Did you just forbid people to die?
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"I think you're missing the point here..." (Lisa)
"Don't be afraid Belka. I will finish Estelles training as fast as possible and then it's our turn to play, alright?" (Me)
I pat her cute head and fiddle a bit around with her white catears.
"Didn't you just imply that Belka would be the next weakest then?" (Aline)
"I... So yeah, Belka is the next who I'll be training. *sound of a christmascracker popping open* Big surprise!" (Me)
Complete silence falls upon the courtyard.
"Fuck all of you, everybody makes mistakes." (Me)
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You were a mistake
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'Heard it before already. I really love my mother.'
"Estelle, you lack immensely in attack, since your only way of attacking is "Wind blade", one of the weakest attacks in the wind category. But we can't really change that in the next few months, so we won't concentrate on only that and instead we'll make you even tougher until you're like a tank without a barrel. The only downside is, that you'll be taking the most damage." (Me)
"Downside?" (Estelle)
She looks at me with a question mark written all over her beautiful, masochistic face.
"Why did I even think for a second that I should treat her like a normal girl? Well then, I'll later make you a full plate armor, which will boost your already high defense. For now we'll work on your Body strengthening magic. This will help your attack and defense simultaneously, so it's the best option we have. For that you'll have to keep the strengthening up as long and as efficient as possible. It's simple training of rinsing and repeating. Later, when you have mastered it to a certain extent, I'll continue with your training. Understood?" (Me)
"YES MASTER!" (Estelle)
"Oi, useless lesbian in the corner!" (Me)
"I'm not gonna respond to that." (Lisa)
"You just did. Go whip this masochist as much as you want. It'll make her endurance stat go up." (Me)
"I have no idea what you mean by "Endurance stat" but I knew that bringing my "Whipmaster 2000" along was a good idea." (Lisa)
"I won't ask where you hid it. Although my interest is intrigued." (Me)
"I could show you if you bring that little cat girl along *wink*." (Lisa)
"This is the last time you are trying to seduce my Yu!" (Janna)
Janna charges towards Lisa with obvious killing intent, but before her fist hits Lisas face, I catch it and pull her in a hug.
"Come to my room this midnight. I have to tell you something." (Me)
I whisper that quietly in her ear, unhearable for the others.
"ALLLLLLRRIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" (Janna) (Author Note: Just imagine YOSHAAAAAAA out of every shounen anime)
"Well then, let's go on to the next o- OH COME ON!" (Me)
Just as I wanted to play with my little catgirl, I found myself again in another realm.
"This is getting ridiculous. This is already the third time that I'm in something like that. This time it's a white realm, huh? Slowly running out of colors I suppose?" (Me)
"Hello, human." (???)
"Wow." (Me)
In front of me is a woman with golden hair and freckles. She is about 12 meter tall and wears a white one piece dress with an open back, which lets her white wings out. The only word you could describe her with is "pure".
"This might be a bit suddden to you, but I'm Ardriel, an angel sent by the god of this universe. You have been chosen by the heavenly army as a potential member and as such my duty is to inform you." (Ardriel)
"Well then, o' great angel, then it's my duty to inform you that I can look up your skirt." (Me)
"WHA-" (Ardriel)
Suddenly she shrunk to human size, with a now slightly blushing look on her face.
"*cough* As I was trying to say. I've been sent, since you were chosen by the heavenly army as a potential member. This is a great honor-" (Ardriel)
"Wait a second, let me make something clear. The god of this universe is not the strongest person in this universe, right?" (Me)
"Well, there are still the leaders of the other factions, so there's no way to be sure, but-" (Ardriel)
"Second question: Is there still someone above the leaders of this universe?" (Me)
"W-Well there's still the omnigod, who rules over every universe, but he's an entity rarely seen." (Ardriel)
'So that old geezer was the omnigod, huh? Didn't seem like that to me...'
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In another higher realm.
"Fuck yeah I am, you little twat." (God)
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"Now then last question: What gender is your god?" (Me)
"She would be categorized as a female. Why are you asking?" (Ardriel)
"Well then, deliver her this message: I will not join your faction, but she can be sure that she will be another object of conquer for me." (Me)
"You- YOU INSOLENT HUMAN! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO OUR GOD! LET'S SEE IF I CAN'T CORRECT YOUR INSOLENT BEHAVIOUR!" (Ardriel)
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Young master, I'm back from my journey- Why is a celestial being in front of you and seemingly preparing for a fight?
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He fucked up big time.
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'What do you mean? This is where the fun begins!'
I prepare for battle while scratching another point from my "Things I want to say" list.