I'm seeing myself in third perspective.
The small back of a blackhaired guy. A small stature, a small boy.
He's going through a dark hallway, steps resounding beside him, but not a single person is visible. Everyone is hidden by the darkness surrounding him.
'I swear to christ, these dreams are fucking annoying. Holy shit, STAHP!'
The steps change to voices, to which the lonely me smiles at, hollowly.
The hallway changes to stairs, leading up a building, until he arrives at the rooftop.
"What do have I to lose?" (He)
'Do it, you wimpy faggot. Just jump already. You're not strong enough to resist the temptation and you know it.'
At that point, he reaches for his own face, a smiling mask visibly covering it.
The mask comes off, not a single emotion on the face underneath.
'Wow, I didn't believe that it could get even edgier, BUT HERE WE ARE!'
He turns around, his hand aiming for a single person in the dark.
"Would you help me?" (He)
The darkness in front of him disperses, revealing a blonde girl with huge tits.
A little, wry smile finally covers his face after a long time.
'Ah, so now we're even using metaphors? Nice.'
The girl returns the smile, which is as rare as ever to see for him.
And then she pushes him off.
He's falling down the building, finally the darkness is covering everything in his vicinity.
'Is that it? Did you really have to show me that, just- of course it wasn't it.'
He stops mid air. His face turns around, with eyes meeting mine.
"You're showing weakness." (???)
"OH, FUCK OFF! I SEALED YOU AWAY!" (Me)
"I'm a part of you. I will always remain at your side." (???)
"You can suck my premature dick. You will stay sealed away, until I find a use for you little cunt." (Me)
"I will be waiting, until you let me in again. And then I will crush you, destroy your part of this body, send you into oblivion like he did to me once and-" (???)
"Yeah, we already went through that. Now fuck off, like the good little kid that you are, and let me out of this dream." (Me)
"I am you. You are me, but I will destroy this me." (???)
"Try me, bitch." (Me)
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I wake up with a groggy feeling inside of my head. Janna sleeps beside me on our king size bed, clinging to me like a fucking predator.
'Screeny?'
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Yep
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'You remember the guy, who took over my body in the tournament, right?'
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Yep
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'Well, he's kinda back and visited me again in my dreams.'
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OH, FUCK OFF! YOU SEALED HIM AWAY!
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'I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING!'
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'So, since you're part of the Akashic Record, which apparently knows a lot of shit, I wanted to ask you a question.'
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So you finally recognized how wise I am, and want to leech of my unlimited knowledge? Fine, you shall be allowed to ask a question.
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'Who is he?'
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And you asked exactly the one question I can't answer. Congrats, you just embarrassed in front of the whole audience.
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'You stupid cunt, I thought you know everything?'
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I didn't say, that I don't know who he is. It's just that I can't answer.
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'Why?!'
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And another question I can't answer. You're on a roll today, huh?'
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'Who was it that forbade you to answer that question?!'
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Three in a row.
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'You're completely useless, aren't you?'
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FUCK YOU!
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I think about it for a bit, and come to a conclusion pretty fast.
'It obviously has to be one of the Gods, since no one else has enough power to influence you. And since they even influenced you enough, that they can restrict you to speak, then it should be a pretty strong- it's the shitty old man, isn't it?'
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Sorry, can't tell ya buddy
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'Alright, fuck off.'
I wriggle my way out of Janna's deathly grip, with a huge boner which made it even harder-
(Author's note: HA! GET IT?! HARDER?! I'm a genius.)
-to get out, and make my way through the hallways of the guild, half naked. It's not until I open the doors of the guild, that I hear something.
"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER!" (A huge fucking crowd)
"ALL HAIL ME!" (Me)
'What the fuck is going on?'
"You seem to-" (Lily)
"-adapt really fast." (Mily)
From behind the building, the four twins approach me with a smug smile on their faces.
"I have my talents. So? What is the meaning of this?" (Me)
I activate my "Search Life" spell, and sense easily 2000 men in front of one fucking building. Each of them is emitting the bloodlust of at least a goat.
'Goats are fucking dangerous, alright?'
I developed this mindset after a 3 meter tall goat, with fucking spears as horns, nearly popped a second hole up my ass when I was still training inside of the forest of my hometown.
"We have gathered all of-" (Bo)
"-our cannon fodder, to get them." (Po)
"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER!" (The huge fucking crowd)
"ALL HAIL ME! But why are they worshipping me like that?" (Me)
"A lot of-" (Lily)
"-drugs." (Mily)
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I like those girls. They're very charismatic.
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"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER!" (The huge fucking crowd)
"ALL HAIL ME! How much did you fry their brain?" (Me)
"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER!" (The huge fucking crowd)
"That's the only-" (Lily)
"-thing they can say." (Mily)
"I like it." (Me)
Suddenly, from behind me, I'm getting hugged to the ground with unrelenting force.
'I actually saw it coming, but hey. I'm not a guy, who would dodge that.'
"YU! WHY DID YOU JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT?!" (Janna)
"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER!" (The huge fucking crowd)
"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER!" (Janna)
'She's doing it too, eh?'
"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER! I just didn't want to distrub you, sleeping so cutely." (Me)
I teleport out of Janna's grasp, and pick her up from behind.
"Well then, shall we go and fuck those wankstains up?" (Me)
Janna doesn't even look a bit surprised anymore and just smiles at me, with brilliant shining teeth.
"Yes!" (Janna)
"WELL THEN! LET'S GO MAGGOTS!" (Me)
"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER!" (The huge fucking crowd)
I take the first step forward, towards the first big battle I've had in a long while.
...
"Wait, where the fuck do we have to go?" (Me)
I turn to the tiny pair of twins, since the other two have muscles for brains.
"We need to march-" (Lily)
"-about 27 days west from here." (Mily)
"..." (Me)
"We didn't say-" (Lily)
"-that the HQ was close." (Mily)
"Nope, fuck that." (Me)
I let Janna down for a second.
"Tch." (Janna)
"You guys were there once already, right?" (Me)
"Of-" (Lily)
"-course" (Mily)
'Perfect.'
"Alright, here is how it will go: Janna is gonna read your mind. Then she's gonna put those coordinates into my head, and then I'm gonna teleport all of us there. Sounds good? Nice." (Me)
The twins look at me like Iike I'm a fucking lunatic.
"You want to-" (Lily)
"-teleport over 2000 people?" (Mily)
"Yeah, yeah, that's unbelievable and impossible. I already went through that a whole lot of times, so let's skip that and just do it, alright?" (Me)
Janna follows my instructions immediately. She approaches Lily faster than frying beans with lightning, and puts her hand on top of Lily's head. After a little lasershow, she comes back to me with a satisfied smile.
"So you really just were business partners. Good for them." (Janna)
"Can't leave out a chance, eh? Now, put it inside me." (Me)
'Oh God, why did I word it like that.'
"*Pant* I'll gladly *Pant* put it *Pant* inside you." (Janna)
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PUT WHAT EXACTLY INSIDE HIM?!
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I have to admit, that I'm curious as well, Master.
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'I'm not even gonna ask.'
She puts her hand on my forehead, gently. Suddenly I feel information flowing through me, as if I just learned a new spell because of an increase in affinity. The information just keeps flowing and flowing, until I have a clear image of a grassy plain inside of my head, about 2000 kilometers west from here.
"ALRIGHT, MAGGOTS! WHO WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH BY MY SIDE!" (Me)
"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER!" (The huge fucking crowd)
'I'm enjoying this way more than I should.'
I twist my wrist, and let my mana expand way more than I've ever done it before. I cover an area of over 2 km² purely with my mana, and I do the same to the other side of the warphole.
"LET'S GO!" (Me)
"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER!" (The huge fucking crowd)
From one moment to another, my environment changes. The sounds of the bustling city disappear and is replaced by the quiet wind of a peaceful plain.
"Let's drench this peaceful plain in blood, shall we?" (Me)
"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER!" (The huge fucking crowd)
I only have to look at my surroundings for a second, to see where the headquarter is. It's about 100 meter away from us, looking like a huge skyscraper, which is pretty out of place in the middle of a grassy plain.
"CHARGE!" (Me)
"ALL HAIL THE GUILD MASTER!" (The huge fucking crowd)
From behind me, the cannon fodder starts to rush toward the huge building, where guards are already flowing out of.
It doesn't take long for the two armies to clash with each other, but the results are immediately visible.
"Damn, our guys are going down like nothing." (Me)
"Well, they are thugs-" (Bo)
"-we picked off the streets." (Po)
I follow the course of the battle interested. On average, three of our thugs are needed to take one of their guys down, which puts us at an disadvantage since they have about 800 guards and there are still coming more.
'Time to get sneaky.'
"Twins, you stay here and intercept anyone who tries to do something funny. Janna, you come with me. You need to cover my back. But don't kill anyone." (Me)
'I still want her to stay pure.'
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She wasn't pure since your past life.
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'I will fight you to the death, if you say that one more time.'
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The fuck?
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I clap and activate "Lightning Step".
I pick up Janna and jump over the battlefield with her in my arms, right to the entrance of the HQ.
I kick the doors open with one firm kick.
"HAIL THE GUILD MASTER, OR DIE!" (Me)