'This is where the fun begins!'
Suddenly, a golden aura envelops her and gets bigger each second with a loud explosion.
'This... this wasn't supposed to happen. Isn't this supposed to be the scene where I'll be able to slay an angel and thus declare myself independent from all the factions?'
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It would be, if you were about 20x stronger than you are now.
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But my master surely has a plan! He wouldn't just anger a celestial being without a plan, right?
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'HA! YOU DON'T KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH THEN!'
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The translation for this statement would be: "Look at me, I'm retarded!"
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"Oh come on, can't you take jokes? Let's just sit down, talk and become friends." (Me)
She starts to calm down a bit.
"So it shall be. Despite your vulgarity, you still are a possible-" (Ardriel)
"And maybe I could stick my dick in you as well? Who knows?" (Me)
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Out of every sentence you could have chosen, you chose the death sentence. Congratulations. I'm going to apply for a new job as someone others screen.
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Her aura expands twice the size it was before.
"You're such a drama queen." (Me)
The pressure around her increases, making it hard for me to breathe, not to mention moving.
''Well then, so be it. YOU SHALL WITNESS THE ACTIVATION OF MY HIDDEN PROTAGONIST POWERS!" (Me)
But nothing happens.
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Did you just use splash or something?
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'Nah, that was actually just to buy me some time.'
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For what?
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'Would be nice if someone of us knew that, huh?'
She slowly walks towards me, while the aura around her gets bigger with every step. If this wasn't directed at me, then I would even be impressed by it.
'Fuck, this might actually be a bit dangerous.'
Just as the fight against the overpowered angel began, with her raising her fist, the environment around me changed again. I was suddenly engulfed by the darkness, which is more than familiar to me, and the angel vanished.
''Oh... JUST AS PLANNED! WITNESS MY POWER WHICH MAKES EVEN ANGELS RUN AWAY!'' (Me)
"That was me you retard." (???)
The moment I hear the voice a chill runs down my spine.
'That's... that's impossible... THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!!!'
I turn around and immediately vomit blood. In front of me is an old geezer who looks like Gandalf but not nearly as cool.
"Isn't this reaction of yours already outdated?" (God)
"You think so? I actually like it a lot. But is this gonna be a thing now? Am I going to be teleported from realm to realm from now on? I'm pretty sure that I was longer inside of another realm than in my own world today." (Me)
"Nah, that was just to save your dumb ass. So, are you going to tell me why I had to save you from certain death?" (God)
"You already know it, don't you?" (Me)
"Yeah, but I want to hear your stupid deeds from your own mouth." (God)
"..." (Me)
"Go on." (God)
"Fine. I picked a fight with a higher being by indirectly saying that I would fuck their worshiped god. And when I barely calmed her down, I made it worse by saying that I would fuck her as well." (Me)
"YOU MORON! That's the first and last time I'll be saving you. You are not at the level of defeating an angel yet." (God)
"Look, I know I kinda deserve this, but doesn't this just show how much trust I had in you?" (Me)
I didn't have any trust in him.
"W-What are you saying? Who trusted whom, you idiot?! *blush*" (God)
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I threw up a little
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'Amateur, I have complete control over my gag reflex.'
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I would question that, but at that moment a sudden revelation hit me: "Why the fuck would I want to know more about that?" So I'll just ignore it.
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I regret to say that I can't follow what is happening right now. Aren't you in front of the omnigod? Why are you talking so casually with him then?
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'He's just a tsundere, that's i-'
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH FUCK YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS!" (Me)
"I'm not a tsundere you little brat. Enjoy the pain." (God)
Only after 5 minutes, which felt like an eternity, the pain stops.
"Phew, it has been a while since I last felt pain like that. So how have you been, old geezer?" (Me)
"Ah, you know. Creating universes and shit like that. The same as always." (God)
"Same." (Me)
I sit down and cross my legs. God does the same and our small talk continues. It might have been years since I last relaxed like that. Maybe it's just the completely dark environment, or it's just the fact that the old geezer has a soothing, yet familiar, vibe to him. I've never even once in my life felt so secure.
I don't know how long we were sitting here like that, just talking. It might have been days, or only a few hours. I told him about my past life, even though he clearly already knew about it. About how I became this way. About how much I wanted a new chance. About how thankful I am. Now that I think about it, I don't even know why I did that. But I'm sure of one thing. I let him come closer to me than I let anyone else in the last few decades.
Only when a moment of silence fell upon us, the time for me to leave has come.
"Well, I guess all good things have to have an end. I'll send you back now, and don't pick any more fights against celestial beings you hear me?" (God)
"Yeah, I get it. Stop lecturing me, you're not my father." (Me)
"Haha... well then, have fun in your life." (God)
"Come on. Why do you always look so sad when we part ways? We'll see each other again either way, so no need to be sulking." (Me)
"I'm the omnigod. Why would I be sulking about leaving you? Now get your dumb ass out of here." (God)
Just like last time, I become sleepy. My eyes slowly close, and the last glimpse I get of the old geezer is actually him crying.
'What a crybaby.'
I lose consciousness.
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God P.o.V
"Haha... of course I'm not your father. Who could ever consider a person, who left behind his family just like that, a father? I really never was one for you, so I don't have the right to tell you about me. What a pathetic guy I am. Even though I am the omnigod, I still can't even get the one thing I want." (Me)
I turn around from where Yu stood before and the ever so lonely darkness greets me.
"I hate this. What should I do Sarah? I'm still the little crybaby I've always been. Please... please come back to me. Please make this darkness go away." (Me)
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"Oi! Oi Yu! Yu! Are you alright?" (Aline)
"Hm?" (Me)
Before I even knew it, I regain my consciousness and see Aline shaking her hand in front of my eyes.
"Yu? Why are you just standing there? Are you alright?" (Aline)
"Oh, yeah..." (Me)
Now that I left that unknown realm, a sudden loneliness washes over me. This feeling of leaving and being left alone was something I never wanted to experience again.
'Pathetic. That's what I get for opening up to someone. Do I never learn? Never become close to anyone. Never become attached to anyone.'
"Are you really alright? You look a bit... pained." (Aline)
"Of course I'm fine. I'm always fine. Excuse me for a second. I... I need a shit break." (Me)
I turn around, without realizing that Aline keeps her eyes fixed on me, full of worry.
I return to our dorm, but immediately come to a stop when I closed the door behind me.
"Screeny?" (Me)
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Yep
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"Could you look away for a second?" (Me)
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Why?
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"Just... just do it please." (Me)
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...fine
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Then I'll do the same.
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"Thanks." (Me)
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Aline P.o.V
"Of course I'm fine. I'm always fine. And now excuse me for a second. I... I need a shit break." (Yu)
Yu turns around, without looking back. The whole time he had a pale, apathetic expression. At that moment I realized one thing.
'Isn't that the first time I didn't see him smile?'
I remember our time when we were together as kids. He never looked bothered, sad or worried. He always kept that one, same smile on his face.
'Why... doesn't he ever cry?'
15 minutes later he comes back with the usual smile on his face.
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Yu P.o.V
"ALRIGHT BELKA! GET YOUR SWEET LITTLE EARS OVER HERE AND LET'S START TRAINING!" (Me)
"Yeeees!" (Belka)
"Now you, my cute little Belka, will be my trump card in the upcoming fight. This is because of one specific reason." (Me)
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STATUS
STATS
Level: 21 Statpoints: 0
HP: 16 MP: 55 HP REGEN: 0,06/sec MP REGEN: 0,05/sec
STR: 8 DEX: 8 END: 6 INT: 5 WIS: 5 CHR: 31 LCK: 3
ABILITIES
ACTIVE: Transform (Werecat form); Berserk mode (Linked with "Transform"); Pump up; Holy spear; Bless (STR); Bless (DEX); Bless (END); Field of restoration (Lesser)
PASSIVE: Beastly senses; Claw Mastery (91%); Blessed by the moon; Cursed Bloodline (SEALED);
AFFINITIES: Holy (34%)
TITLES
Banished
Cute daughter
Another part in the harem
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Damn, why are her base stats so low? Normally they would only be so low if you're about 8 years ol-
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'LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SHE'S THE SAME AGE AS ME, THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!'
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Hey, I didn't say I'm against it? It's rather the opposite ಠ⌣ಠ
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'Wow. You're the trash of humanity.'
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I'm not even human, so lay off.
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"Why am meow your trump card?" (Belka)
"Well, there are your buffs, but I guess Janna can do them better. So it's actually your bloodline." (Me)
"What do you meown by that?" (Belka)
"Well, since you're part cat, your other senses are way more sensitive. Now, if you couple that with my ability of making other things invisible, we can make you the perfect assassin." (Me)
"WHAT?! SINCE WHEN CAN YOU DO THAT?!" (Aline)
"I think since about a few months?" (Me)
"You... you never used it to peek at us or something like that, right?" (Aline)
She raises her fist in a threatening matter.
"Put that fist down. You can't do something with that either way." (Me)
"As much as it bothers me, you're right." (Aline)
"And no, I can't, since I'm actually going blind when I use it. That's why I need Belka and her other senses to use it. She can use those senses to navigate even without her eyes." (Me)
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But can't you just use that magic to make your enemies blind?
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'Well, there are actually 2 reasons. The first one would be that my enemies would be invisible then as well. That would be way too much of a risk. Then there would still be the fact that I somehow can't use my magic too excessive on people I recognize as enemies. I already told you that something keeps me from doing that.'
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Yeah, I know. But I'm sure there are still people who would ask too many questions and the author wants to prevent that.
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(Author note: This time I'll allow the 4th wall break.)
'Huh. People should really stop being so curious and take the things as they are.'
(Author note: *Looks at audience*)
"Now there would only be the problem of you going berserk when you transform. This will be the area I'll train you in. In the next few months you'll transform under my supervision and we'll see if I can somehow bring you out of the berserk mode." (Me)
"Alwight!" (Belka)
"God, I love the way you talk. Please never change that." (Me)
"What do you meown?" (Belka)
"Exactly." (Me)
I turn around and look at the last two left.
Janna looks as ready as always, but Aline has a somber look on her face.
"Now you two are the only ones left. But who the strongest out of you is going to be, will shock you." (Me)
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That sounds like one of those advertisements you find on adult sites.
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'That's just your imagination.'