"I actually don't have a fucking clue." (Me)
"Huh?!" (Janna)
Janna looks at me with her mouth wide open, only able to bring out that one sound.
"Well... let me tell you something. For the most part I was able to think of some kind of training for the others, since I have a skill that makes me able to see their statuses. But in your case, the only thing I can see are errors. I could try and do to you the same thing I did with Aline, but as you were able to see it probably takes an immense toll on the body, so the risk is way too high for someone like you who doesn't seem to be specialised in having a robust body. As long as I don't know your fighting style-" (Me)
"I don't have one." (Janna)
'I guess it's my turn now.'
"Huh?!" (Me)
"I was never trained by father, like you were, or did any training myself, like you did. I don't have a fighting style, only a few spells to protect myself." (Janna)
"Wait... then what the fuck did you do to Estelle all the time?! I mean, you even shattered walls with her bare body! You couldn't just do it without any technique!?" (Me)
"I don't know. The moment I see someone flirting with you or when something is related to you, some kind of power fills me and I act on instinct.
"...wait a second." (Me)
'Oi, author. You can't just explain it like that.'
(Author note: As you've just seen, I can. Fuck you.)
'You just literally explained her strength with "Just because"...'
(Author note: Maybe it's just another plotpoint, which has not been revealed yet? Who knows?)
'You know what? Fuck you and your bad explanations.'
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Cunt
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(Author note: Fuck both of you, I can do whatever I want.)
"I... I guess... I'll just be training you in the basics then...? That's literally one of the first times where I don't know what I should say..." (Me)
"Yiiiisssss." (Janna)
With those last, confusing moments the training began and the end of the day soon came.
I lie alone inside my room. Alexandra and Lydia are still out, training. No candles are burning, which would make the whole room dark if the moonlight wasn't shining through the window.
*Knock knock*
"Come in." (Me)
The door slowly opens and in comes Janna, barely clothed.
"Just for your information, this isn't why I called you here for." (Me)
'GOD HOW I WISH THAT WAS THE REASON.'
"Tch." (Janna)
"Janna, I've called you here in this beautful night, to talk with you about how you're reacting to your future sisters in-law." (Me)
"THEY ARE NOT MY SIS-" (Janna)
"Exactly that." (Me)
'Screeny, hold my hand. I need some assistance here.'
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Miss me with that gay shit.
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'You're a fucking screen. You don't even have a gender.'
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DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GEND-
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'No, we don't go there. That's prohibited.'
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What do you even need assistance for?
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'In a few seconds I'll have to say a few words, which will break my heart.'
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I didn't know you could break black holes already. I'm surprised.
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"To be honest Janna... how should I put this mildly... you're obnoxious and your attitude fucks up big time." (Me)
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That was not mildly. I think she fainted.
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'GOD MY HEART!'
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Why would you even say that, if it hurts you?
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'IT'S FOR THE FUTURE!'
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Elaborate that.
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'Well, I'm pretty sure that at some point in the future, if I don't stop her, she'll kill someone of our group. I don't want her to go through that, not to speak of making a girl of my group go through that.'
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I'm surprised
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'Why?'
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I think that's the first time you didn't only think of yourself, but also about the ones precious to you.
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'Nah, I'm just worried about my amount of fuckbuddies.'
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That's the crudest line of a tsundere I know of, and that comes from a part of the all knowing akashic record.
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"Oi, Janna. Wake up." (Me)
"Huh? Oh, it's you Yu. I had a terrible nightmare. I dreamt of you saying that I'm actually obnoxious and-" (Janna)
"Don't even try it. This may work in fiction, but you can't say in real life that you mistook reality for a dream." (Me)
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Wait, this isn't fiction?
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"BUT WHY AM I OBNOXIOUS?!" (Janna)
"Janna. I know, you're the love of my past life and now we are back together. That's fine and all, but have you ever thought about how much damage you did to me when you rejected me?" (Me)
"I- I..." (Janna)
"It was a whole fucking lot. More than you can even imagine." (Me)
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Even more than commiting suicide because of it?
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'You shut your whore mouth for a second. Now comes the part with the feels.'
"When you rejected me, I didn't know what I should do. The only person I trusted since years just threw me away like trash and my only way out was in the end suicide. Now that I've been granted a new chance, I want to enjoy it as much as possible, but not without you." (Me)
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And how much of that was actually a lie?
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'Fuck, even I don't know.'
"So... you're telling me that you want me to accept the others, since they're a part of your new chance, right?" (Janna)
"Yep." (Me)
"It... it's just that I don't want to lose you again. In my past life I had to constantly live with the thought of losing everything since I could've died at any moment. I know that I'm a bit possessive sometimes-" (Janna)
'HA! A BIT?!'
"-but that's just to make sure that you stay at my side." (Janna)
"And I always will." (Me)
"Is... is that all you wanted to talk about?" (Janna)
"Yep." (Me)
Janna stands up from my bed and turns to the door, but not before I give her a slight kiss on the cheek.
"Good night." (Me)
"Yeah. Good night." (Janna)
With those last words she leaves the room.
'Don't.'
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"I will always be by your side Janna."
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'YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST A GOOD OLD PERSUASION TECHNIQUE?!'
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What the fuck was that slight kiss on the cheek? Did your balls go up your ass or what?
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'I'll shove them right in your ass, as soon as I can.'
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Good luck with that.
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'Alright, now that we've gotten all that character development shit out of the way, let's get back to the OP MC story. Guess who didn't have his training turn yet?'
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That bird you've completely forgotten about?
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*sob*
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'Oh shit... hi.'
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You don't have to bother talking to me, master. Even though I just came back from a journey which was filled with-
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'I don't?! Thank god. Now then, it's my turn to get stronger.'
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*sob*
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I pull out one of my knives from my inventory and heat it up with my some electricity magic.
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Oi, I know my roasts sometimes hit pretty deep, but that's no reason to commit suicide again.
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'Oh, thanks for asking what I'm doing! A look at my staus can easily explain that!'
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STATUS
STATS
Level: 211 Statpoints: 90
HP: 100 MP: 8378 HP REGEN: 0.40/sec MP REGEN: 0.60/sec
STR: 40 DEX: 121 END: 40 INT: 60 WIS: 60 CHR: 50 LCK: 40
ABILITIES
ACTIVE: Space of distorted Time; Lightning step (shortcut: clap); Raygun (shortcut: pointed finger); Enhance (shortcut: slap desired part of body); Lightning clad (shortcut: touch both shoulders diagonally) ; Blink (shortcut: flick); Heal (shortcut: Touch target with pinky and thumb); Search life (shortcut: touch temples) ; Embed Lightning (shortcut: tap weapon of choice twice); Connect Lightning (shortcut: lock fingers); Cure Disease (shortcut: Point pinky at target); Cure higher Curse (shortcut: point ringfinger at target); Counter (Auto); Warphole (shortcut: twist your wrist); Invisibility (shortcut: Cross arms); Spacial cut (shortcut: swing of arm); Lesser Gravity control (shortcut: stomp with your foot); Analyzing Eyes;
PASSIVE: Perfect Body control; Extreme Magic potential (Gift from God); Perfect language comprehension; Inventory; Shortcut; Twin Dagger Mastery (99%); Throwing Knives Mastery (100%); Higher Throwing Knives Mastery (13%); High understanding of Magic circles
AFFINITIES: Lightning (99,99%); Life (47%); Space (36,30%)
TITLES
The one who made God vomit
You're fucking ridiculous
Nightmare of the magic Forest
CONTRACTS
Unnamed (Threeheaded Lionchicken)
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'I know that you won't read all that so I'm just gonna say it: I NOW HAVE HIGH UNDERSTANDING OF MAGIC CIRCLES!'
"What are you doing there?" (Lydia)
Just as I stood up and made the pose of a wizard who revealed his final trick (yes, I move when I'm thinking), Lydia came in.
"The better question would be, why you are here." (Me)
"I happen to live here, you moron. And could you now explain why you're doing a weird pose while holding a smoldering knife in your hand?" (Lydia)
"Nothing special. Just going to cut magic circles into my skin to make them as efficient as possible." (Me)
"Can I still change my insult from before to "Lunatic"?" (Lydia)
"No." (Me)