Still feeling down because of the shitty title, I let Aline take her turn.
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Oh, oh wait. I've got something for you!
Congratulations! You acquired a new title: Legendary Thundermouse
Legendary Thundermouse: Once the servant of a legendary tamer (lol), it got so strong that it's still remembered today as the symbol of Lightning. You have inherited his element and now a bright future awaits you!
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'Please don't tell me that's a real title...'
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It wasn't, but now it is (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
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'You damn... I will get you back for that someday. And I swear to Christ, MY WRATH SHALL SMITE YOU TO SMITHERENS!!!'
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I'm a screen lol, you can't do shit to me
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'You are aware of the fact, that that was a death flag, right?'
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Can I still get a refund?
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"Not bad! High aptitude in the fire element. You can get a scholarship as well." (Tester)
Aline looks at me with a bright smile, before regaining her composure.
"Aren't you glad that you can follow me to the academy? I expected you to jump up and down in joy." (Aline)
'Oh my little, naive child. You think you can play with me? I'LL SHOW YA!'
I take her hand and hug her.
"WHA- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE? There is a certain place and time for that... " (Aline)
"I really am glad that I don't have to be separated from you. You can't even imagine how glad..." (Me)
"I-I... I-" (Aline)
'Ez win'
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You are getting better at this...
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'You're flattering me again...'
She struggles out of the hug and runs away with a bright red face. I first thought of running after her, but then I remembered that my sister still has to take her turn.
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"Extreme aptitude in Holy Magic! What the fuck is wrong with this family?!" (Tester)
"Euhm... professor, you have to pay attention to your language here." (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Wait, I will what?" (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"Shit, you're right. Excuse me." (Tester)
"I'm still pretty curious about my name!" (Unneeded person #1 who will probably die soon)
"As expected of my little sister. Of course she would have such an aptitude since birth." (Me)
I discovered just a year ago, that you would normally be born with a certain talent in an element and couldn't train it like I did. I was born without a talent, but in exchange for that, the knowledge, which God gave me, included a way to increase my talent in whatever element I wanted.
"Yaaaay, I can go with Brother to the academy! We will always be together right, brother? Always." (Janna)
'Screeny? Why do I have a bad premonition?'
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RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUN!
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'No, no, no, no. I bet it was just some kind of mistake of my instinct. Hehe... yeah...'
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~You gonna die~
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'SHADDAP!'
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Me and my sister went home after that. While I thought about what I had to pack for the journey to the magic academy, I opened the door to our house.
"Fuck" (Me)
The whole interior was dark and you could only see a single revolving chair in front of us.
'I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY EXISTED IN THIS WORLD!'
The chair turned until my mother was visible with what looks like a cat in her lap.
"I expected you." (Mother)
'That's the most cliché line a villain could say... I LOVE IT!'
"Yeah, could be because that's our fucking house you retard." (Me)
"So you think you can just leave this household, without even considering what I think about it?" (Mother)
"Yeah, pretty much." (Me)
My sister hides behind me. She could never really deal with our quarreling and now the problem even includes her.
'If you weren't my mother, your left leg would probably be up your asshole right now.'
"WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG!" (Mother)
"Who says that?" (Me)
"Me, you blind fuck." (Mother)
"Bitch... but I'm still gonna go." (Me)
"I won't let you." (Mother)
"You couldn't defeat me since I turned 5 years old, I don't think that chang-" (Me)
"THE ONE WHO STRIKES FIRST WINS!" (Mother)
My mother proceeded to throw her FUCKING cat in my face. I flick my fingers and blink in front of her.
"WHO THE FUCK THROWS A CAT AFTER A PERSON?!" (Me)
"ME BITCH!" (Mother)
"ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL?!" (Me)
My mother tries to throw me off my feet with a sweeping kick. I jump and land safely where I stood before.
"ULTIMATE WEAPON! KNOCKING ON THE DOOR BELL!" (Me)
The wench stands up and I throw a surprise punch with "Enhancement" right at her titties.
"AH FUCK!" (Mother)
She falls on her knees in pain and I blink behind her.
"SPARTA BITCH!" (Me)
I kick her in the back and she flies out of the door due to enhancement. Originally my little sister was in the way, but she dodged splendidly.
I close the door, lock it and ignore all the knocking and shouting.
"Let's prepare for tomorrow Janna." (Me)
"Of course, brother!" (Janna)
'She isn't fazed by it even a single bit huh? As pure as ever.'
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Wouldn't you rather call that pretty tainted?
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'Pure.'
The night passed with me sleeping like a baby, due to rythmic sounds of knocking in the background.
The next morning, me and my sister went to the carriage which would bring us to the capital. It was difficult dodging my mother with my sister in tow, but since she was sleeping we managed to do it.
'Now the new arc will begin, Screeny.'
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Let's enjoy a lot of stereotypes and cute Heroines.