O M M! You're in chapter 1! That's like...being the first in a youtube comment section! Well, I hope you'll be the second, third, fourth, fifth, and beyond comment as well!

Now let's get to the

What I've been doing (section):

- I just finished an Undertale Fanfiction! Yay!

- I'm re-starting progress on my fantasy story. I'm currently trying to figure out the plot (It's a chunky boy from what I can tell) so nothing much to share other than I have a lot of fun working at it!

- I'm trying to schedule my time. It's really hard but I want to be more consistent in the things I do, especially in writing.

Now that we got that section done let's move on to

Things I wrote just for you (And the others here as well!...Section.)

Knock knock 

Who's there?

The laugh track crew.

The laugh track crew who?

Well...fellas do we have names?

In the deepest darkness, one can say that there is no light. But how can that be? After all, darkness is a relative term, one that depends on light to be well, dark. And so whether in the mind or eye there must be an image of light. Therefore one can say with certainty that even in the deepest darkness... there is light.

Mr.Pranker: "Oooh this is gonna be so good!

Mr.Pranker dials up a number of a rather renowned bloke in certain...niches.

'Professional' artist: "Hello?"

Mr.Pranker: "Why hello Mr.Furry artist."

'Professional' artist: "Do you want a commission?"

Mr.Pranker: "Why yes I do. I'd like to commission a Furry comic stripe."

'Professional' artist: "Alright, and uh what would you like it to be about?"

Mr.Pranker: "Why i-I'd l-like-"

Mr.Prankster lowered the phone and quieted his snicker with the palm of his hand.

He raises the phone to his mouth, whispering the words out in a manner that seeps with wickedness that even the devil would be aghast at.

You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story.

Mr.Pranker: "I'd like a Furry comic stripe...with an anthropomorphized dog...shaving their fur!"

Mr.Prankster laughs and laughs till his throat aches and his tears drip onto the phone's screen. Finally, when the laughter is done the 'artist' responds.

'Professional' artist: "Okay. What color of fur would you-"

Mr.Pranker: "W-wait... you're not mad?"

'Professional' artist: "...why would I be?"

Mr.Pranker: "i-I just told you to draw a comic stripe of a furry with no fur! Do you not get what that means?"

'Professional' artist: "Umh...I do comic stripes if that's what-"

Mr.Pranker: "You're supposed to be mad! I unfurried your creation! I-"

'Professional' artist: "No you didn't."

Mr.Pranker: "Oh don't play coy. It's in the name! A furry, a creature with fur, no fur means no furry!"

'Professional' artist: "Okay then I guess Date only means a certain time in my calendar."

Mr.Pranker: "W-what are you getting at?"

'Professional' artist: "I'm getting at that words can have multiple meanings. Even some that aren't obvious at first. So 'Furry' is more about a humanoid animal than the fur itself."

Mr.Pranker: "...Your fucking with me."

'Professional' artist: "Nope. You're like the third guy to ask me this in a month."

Mr.Pranker: "I'm the third person to prank call you?"

'Professional' artist: "Oh no hairless dogs are just really in right now. I think it's about the shock and gross-out value-"

Mr.Pranker: "SHUT UP! I'm not listening to...to this! This isn't what was supposed to happen! You were meant to get mad and I'd trick you again and you'd get even more mad and-"

'Professional' artist: "Ahh like that youtube video!"

Mr.Pranker: "No! This is totally original! And you ruined it!"

'Professional' artist: "Well uh...sorry...actually why are you doing this?"

Mr.Pranker: "Huh?"

'Professional' artist: "Going around trying to get people riled up for the lols. Just...don't you have anything better to do?"

Mr.Pranker: "Oh like you're one to talk! You're a furry artist!"

'Professional' artist: "Yeah but like... it's my job. I pay rent with it, of course I'm going to draw furry art. You're just doing this because you're bored...kinda a dick thing to do."

Mr.Pranker: "..."

Actual artist?!: "...Y'know the more I think about it the lamer this gets. I mean you must have searched through actual furry porn to get my number. My contact is like waaay down in my art gallery. And presumably, you hate that shit! So you only went through my comics of like...a humanoid duck fucking a humanoid cat to make fun of me. And before that, you must've heard of me or searched me up. Which could only happen if you're having a conversation about furry porn or actively looking for something to make fun of. So are you like... a closeted furry or just that bored with your life?"

Mr.Pranker: "..."

Actual artist: "...Hello? Are-"

Mr.Pranker: "Fuck you."

The pranker hangs up on the artist. They might have learned something...possibly.  

I'm so funny, I know, thank you. Now let's move on to the

That one other thing I want to show you but I don't know where to properly put it so it's going here...section. (Maybe I should stop sectioning things...)

"The shadow that guides me towards the light."

I'm making a character (Part of my fantasy story) that has a part of them that is all sorts of nasty/cruel. And I thought this was a really cool line about them. (Btw, this person might not exist because of edits and stuffz)

And finally, we must go to

The final section! (Nvm sections are cool.)

Yeah in this section...well the chapter ends.