You're 51, getting up in age. Tired of the world's constant pushing to move forward.

And so you sit down to type up your favorite pastime when you're weary and sleepy.

ASMR.

What I'm going to do/have done! (Section)

Ok, so today I watched the Mario Movie with fam. (It was mid. My brother disagrees, buts it's okay because his taste is mid also.)

And like... it's a 30-minute + ride, and then 1 hour and 30 minutes, then 30+ minutes.

And by the time I got back, it was like...9-ish. And then I did my obligatory "Checking for King Killers Chronicles book 3 for 2-3 hours." routine.

So by now, I'm like, "Okay, I'm not getting that heavy serious stuff done. What is the funniest thing I can do as a replacement."

Boom ASMR. I'm a genius, I know.

Also, I just find it really funny going from a chapter with a forest burning, a teacher having a PTSD flashback, and a father staring at his girl (Whose bloody right now) with the implication that she will kill said teacher to like...ASMR is really jarring and funny to me lol.

Okay, that's it.

Anyway, nothing important here. Just a silly thing I did.

Things I wrote just for you (And the others here as well!...Section.)

A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.

???: "Hello guys, as you can see, I got a new mic. It's all like...shiny and sparkly and stuff."

Tongue-clicking noises.

???: "So today I'm going to pop my lips. You know very gently but also pronounced like-"

Pop noises.

???: "I'll also sprinkle in some-"

pop noises.

???: "And a few-"

POP noises.

???: "To create a melody. Okay? Alright, let's begin with the ASMR."

pop noise, Pop noise, Pop noise, Pop noise, Pop noise, Pop noise, Pop noise, pop noise, POP noises, pop noise,

ASMR person?: "Okay, now we're going to do a fan-favorite."

Sack of potato chips thud.

ASMR person?: "Alright, I'm going to put my hands around the plastic and slowly-"

Crrrr

ASMR person?: "mmmh, crush it, just like that okay?"

CrrrrrcrrrrcrrrrCrrrrrcrrrr

ASMR person?: "Very good. Now, I need to get up early for work tomorrow. So I'm going to unfortunately need to end things soon. But of course, not before our daily affirmations."

Soft exhaling noises.

ASMR person?: "ssshhhhh, I'm here. You're here. And we're both okay. We'll all be okay. Just give it time and that stinging in your chest will fade. Just water those plants in your head and you'll grow into a beautiful flower. You're all beautiful flowers, no matter who you are, no matter what you've done. No matter what's happened to you, you can heal. And...I'm here for you."

Soft inhaling noises.

ASMR person?: "Okay, that's it for today. So uh, like the youngsters say, Micha logging off."

The final section! (Section.)

I guess a end chapter is kinda like logging off also huh?